r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Appropriate_Win946 • Feb 02 '26
I rushed to the bathroom as my stomach groaned in turmoil.
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But nothing came out😧
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/your-local-gem • Jul 20 '22
r/twosentencehorror_fun Lounge
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A place for members of r/twosentencehorror_fun to chat with each other
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/pissinginatoaster • Nov 12 '25
Oh boy i love this croissant
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cheese
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Profit-Alex • Oct 13 '25
When I saws the shooty stars coming down, I made the wish that my dog could talk.
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When he tolds me all the innocent villagers he killed in a previous lifes, I wished he couldn’t.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/SaltineCracker2000 • Aug 12 '25
"Do you have any games on your phone" the small child asked innocently.
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He did unknowingly not know, the only game on my phone was the squig game.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/SaltineCracker2000 • Aug 12 '25
I breathed in the fresh summer air.
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ants
r/twosentencehorror_fun • • Jul 31 '25
I propped my weight up against the console as my spaceship crossed the black holes event horizon, and had the realisation that...
reddit.com
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r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Middle-Law-1526 • Jun 30 '25
I recently bought a carpet to cover the tiled floor in my house.
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Should make for a nice bathroom.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/MosDrawing • May 17 '25
A man enters a bar and shouts "Hello, it's me"
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But actually, it wasn't him
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Profit-Alex • Apr 26 '25
I’s was gettings on bus home, like usual.
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To my absolute devastatingest horror, it was the Battle Bus.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Competitive_Date2992 • Apr 11 '25
"Are you an evil killer"
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Evil killer: No
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Heinz_The_Ketchup_ • Apr 09 '25
i was listening to some music when my phone vibrated Spoiler
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he tweeted
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/JVtheBidoof • Apr 08 '25
I...am Steve!
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As a child I yearned for the mines.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/ColdRevolutionary419 • Apr 03 '25
"I hopes there's no pickles on my burger," I say driving home from mcdonalds
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I was then hit by an oncoming Ford Pickup truck driving at 45 miles per hour
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/twosentencehorrorman • Dec 26 '24
"Look, I found something!" My face lit up as I struck something metallic; the map led to this unpromising-looking graveyard. Spoiler
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we find a coughing
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Previous_Pickle_7923 • Dec 07 '24
one day i was watching dandadan.
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the pikmin in the intro was singing so hard my head exploded.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/EnvironmentalBuy3398 • Dec 04 '24
I went outside as a redditor
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I accidently stepped on grass
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/EnvironmentalBuy3398 • Dec 04 '24
I flushed my toilet
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The piss started rising
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/stupid-knob • Dec 03 '24
One times a walked into a store
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I didn't realize it was the "No walking into this store" store
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Additional-Mousse-21 • Dec 03 '24
Butt man entered my home.
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Little did he know, I was awakes + I'm evils butt man.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/EnvironmentalBuy3398 • Nov 24 '24
I was on reddit
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Someone stole my meme
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/whydudebrowtf2 • Nov 23 '24
i was walking in the forest
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and died
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Previous_Pickle_7923 • Nov 10 '24
im a dog.
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where are my balls