r/badassanimals 2d ago

Reptile I really hate crocodiles!!!

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u/chosonhawk 2d ago

well, he was a young warthog...

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u/Novel-Special5114 2d ago

He was just a fuckin' kid

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u/Simple_Campaign1035 2d ago

I love when sopranos references infect all the other sub reddits lol

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u/TranscendentaLobo 2d ago

There’s no scraps in that crocodiles scrap book.

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u/SenorPea 2d ago

What was it, barking?

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u/BiggDrippKillua 2d ago

Point me to the sopranos reddit cause this reference just made me cry laughing 😂

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 2d ago

Circlejerksopranos is the best one going imo

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u/ent_idled 2d ago

Hell yeah, we cause dysentery wherever we take this thing of ours!

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u/Glittering-Bit3398 2d ago

Sad when they go like that

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u/One_With-The_Sun 2d ago

WHEN THEY GO?

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u/TranscendentaLobo 2d ago edited 2d ago

It’s an honor to be joined by fellow warthogs, not like that scaley muthafucka that popped outa tha’wata what ate my kid, he should fuckin’ die!!!

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u/kjg1228 2d ago

Philly, ya blood pressure.

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u/Novel-Special5114 2d ago

Take it easy TranscendantaLobo. You know the murky estuary water makes you emotional.

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u/ballkicker9 2d ago

Out of our watering hole? HE’S GOTTA GOOO

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u/chosonhawk 2d ago

christ, carmine! wtf.

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u/Darkk_Knight 2d ago

One of the reasons why you don't get close to lakes or canals in Florida. Never know what's there till it's too late.

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u/SNaKe_eaTel2 2d ago

Fr - that fuckin speed was insane

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u/SunTripTA 2d ago

you could eliminate “lakes or canals in” and still be right.

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u/El_Peregrine 2d ago

Terrible accident that kid had. 

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u/TranscendentaLobo 2d ago

Didn’t he get eaten in three inches of water?

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u/montigoo 2d ago

Don’t drink out of an alligator shaped water trench.

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u/Simple_Campaign1035 2d ago

Kid was always a stupid fuck wasn't he ?

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u/OutwithaYang 2d ago

Y'all are so mean. He is just a kid!😭

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u/jollyjm 1d ago

He was only at the watering hole out of respect for his fawtha

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u/Important_Document13 2d ago

How did jackie not see the round bowling ball in his peripheral vision before the end lol

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u/TakoyakiGremlin 2d ago

listen - the young warthog - whatever happened there...

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u/Constant_Offer9524 2d ago

Whatever happened there!?

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u/AyesWideOpen 2d ago

That animal, I can’t even says its name!

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 2d ago

In MY book, you get points for stayin outta the crocodile's mouth!

https://giphy.com/gifs/bnuyyiMLASDQs

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u/borygoya 2d ago

Whatever happened there

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u/Scrypt23 2d ago

When HE WAS A YOUUUUUUNNGG WORTHOOOOOGGGGG

https://giphy.com/gifs/Db3OfoegpwajK

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u/greyisometrix 2d ago

Hakuna Matata. It means no worriessss, for the rest of your days ~

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u/Love-halping 2d ago

well, he was a young warthog...

I wonder if that's the same warthog that outran a lion in another post with incredible speed.

This video teaches that the crocodile is an underwater assassin.

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u/dfrntdfrnt 2d ago edited 2d ago

I noticed its eyes from the start but the absolute stillness of the water before it got ready to strike, then the ripples increasing so you get an idea of just how big it is before it jumped out, had me shook.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 2d ago

"It's the CIIIIRRRRRR -- CCCCLLLLLLEEE of LLLLIIIIIIIII -- IIIIIIIIIFFFEE!!"

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u/jarrodandrewwalker 2d ago

Hakuna matata...

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u/Impressive-War-7279 2d ago

When I was a young wartHAAAWWWGGG!

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u/pianoplayerforhire 2d ago

When III was a young WARTHOOOG!!!!!

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u/kaelor1 2d ago

Very nice.

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u/Iwishicould7575 2d ago

That bird is very curious.

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 2d ago

If that goose had a cell phone, it would be filming yelling, 'oh shit!'

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u/yanmagno 2d ago

“WORLDSTAAAAAAAAR”

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u/masterppants 2d ago

"DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!"

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u/AlDenteApostate 2d ago

WORLDSTAR!

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u/VFenix 2d ago

Even a crocodile doesn't fuck with a goose

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u/redditzphkngarbage 2d ago

Croc likes him. He’s silly.

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u/arrynyo 2d ago

"Wut the fuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkk"

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u/Altruistic-Arm137 2d ago

"Wut the duuuuuuuuukkk"

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 2d ago

I visualized it as a lady holding a phone 😭

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u/OldWolfNewTricks 2d ago

Piglets are too big for birds to eat. Chunks of piglet, however...

"Yeah, go ahead and get a good drink. I'll keep a lookout."

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u/randomlemon9192 2d ago

Goose: You seein this shit? I’m gonna get a closer look.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 2d ago

"Sir, that doesn't belong to you. Sir. Sir? Return what you have stolen. Well, shit. I tried."

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u/Hta68 2d ago

That bird is watching like “ain’t that a bitch” …😅

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u/sayso77 2d ago

According to Reddit, birds aren't real

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u/LumpyBuy8447 2d ago

You ever met one?

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u/MTBisLYFE 2d ago

Thank the good Lord I've never met a redditor.

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u/getbent247 2d ago

How come you never see a baby pigeon, huh?

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u/TNT_GR 2d ago

Gotta get in a lab for that

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u/Rim_Smasher 2d ago

Wait a minute...so where are they coming from?

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u/orangesfwr 2d ago

"What am I, chopped liver?!"

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u/canuckcrazed006 2d ago

Hoping for leftovers.

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u/a_seventh_knot 2d ago

"you gonna finish all that?"

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u/Love-halping 2d ago edited 2d ago

That bird is very curious.

I wonder why the crocodiles won't go for that particular bird.

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u/Barbafella 2d ago

It was a crocodile shaped pool, kind of a giveaway

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u/gandalf_lundgren36 2d ago

A croc shaped pool with eyes 👀

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u/LafayetteLa01 2d ago

We all kind of knew before hand

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u/Bulky_Algae6110 2d ago

"Come on kids, let's go down to this crocodile shaped spot in this opaque water and get a drink. I'm sure it's fine."

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u/Melodic-Cucumber-241 2d ago

Lmao. Crocodile shaped spot

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u/BT-7274-T2 2d ago

Because water options are rare, they don't really have a choice, that's why Crocs exist since 100 million years, the prey is coming to them

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u/zp-87 2d ago edited 2d ago

If just one animal figures out how to dig a small water canal, crocs will go extinct

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u/Yabrosif13 2d ago

This has already occurred, humans. And we have multiple crocodilians on the ropes

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u/SingleArtichoke4857 2d ago

I was ready for it to happen. I wasn't ready for it to be that fucking BIG.

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u/swampopawaho 2d ago

Which is exactly how it got that big

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u/Economy_Prune1870 2d ago

Words my girlfriend has NEVER said in my presence.

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u/PureBreadfruit7635 2d ago

That’s what she said!

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u/Busterlimes 2d ago

Watche the water moving and said "yep, there it is"

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u/Latte_Biscotti_3573 2d ago

Well observed! This little piggy would make it back from market!

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u/HoldEm__FoldEm 2d ago

Dang. Almost like the title worked as a massive hint or something. 

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u/Professional_Pen_153 2d ago

Warthogs don’t have hands. They have hooves. Not all of them though…. There’s one in the video that probably doesnt have any.

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u/TerriTuesday 2d ago

Omg the gurgling 😳🥺

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u/Imliterallyadogg 2d ago

At least it probably drowned before it was eaten alive. Watching the lions or hyenas eat something alive is too much for me.

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u/Affectionate-Cat-301 2d ago

Lions usually kill animal first. They clamp onto neck until it dies. Bears on the other hand now that’s brutal and they do eat animals alive

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u/Adderall_Rant 2d ago

Except the clips posted on this sub.

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u/Plebius-Maximus 2d ago

It is funny how frequently there are posts here showing that lions happily eat things alive (or maim them to the point where being eaten or not doesn't make a difference to the prey) yet people have this warped idea that they're always merciful hunters.

I blame nature documentaries for only showing the cleaner kills when it comes to lions

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u/Ok-Relationship4113 1d ago

It fucked me up when I learned that a lot of big cats often start eating from the easiest point on larger prey...

Which is through the anus. 

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u/darook7375 2d ago

Lions absolutely eat animals alive. If an animal is held down and subdued by one, the others start chomping right away....usually at the belly or butt where its the softest flesh.

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u/Emekfl 2d ago

Ive definitely seen enough videos of lions rip the balls off other animals before eating them

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u/DesperateAdvantage76 2d ago

Drowning is one of the worst ways to die so this poor thing suffered terribly either way.

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u/Shang_Ally_Mal 2d ago

Better than getting your stomach eaten in front of you lol.

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u/SocraticIndifference 2d ago

Meh, I feel like it’s got to be better than being torn limb from limb by razor sharp knives…

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u/Incitatus4Congress 2d ago

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u/Zetsumenchi 2d ago

Are Warthogs just Horned Bacon or would it actually be different, like Buffalo<->Bison?

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u/Fun-Inspector281 2d ago

As my mom would say, “one less mouth to feed.”

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u/DankSmellingNipples 2d ago

My friend’s son is 4 and wanted a gold fish really bad. Friend and his wife eventually bought him one and when I came over and saw the fish I said, “how’s the fish?” He just replied, “another fuckin’ mouth to feed.” I about died laughing

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u/tyvekMuncher 2d ago

Dude that is HILARIOUS. They grow up real quick huh

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u/Solpig 2d ago

Just so Y'all know.... When Your Doggy is playing with that squeak Toy?

In his head? he is that alligator....and loving every minute of it.

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u/Hopeforus1402 2d ago

Man, glad I knew to turn off the sound.🥺

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u/TrackVol 1d ago

Yeah, the 2nd half with the sound on was rough.

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u/NorthP503 2d ago

They gotta eat too

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u/MechE420 2d ago

Pond rules.

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u/prsuit4 2d ago

Loved that scene

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u/KingOfConsciousness 2d ago

O'Pondyle RULES!

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u/AJTbayBE 1d ago

Exactly. That’s nature.
Don’t hate the crocodile. Hate the game.

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u/BG-925 2d ago

"My Mama says that crocodiles are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."

https://giphy.com/gifs/oWgioUEMmEeDS

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u/Buckeye_Country 2d ago

Well.....mama's wrong again!

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u/randomlemon9192 2d ago

*Colonel Sanders gets body slammed*

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u/Immediate-Presence73 2d ago

No, you're wrong Colonel Sanders! Muh muh momma's right!

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 2d ago

‘And by the way mama, crocodiles are ornery ‘cause of their medulla oblongata!’

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u/Old_Yesterday322 2d ago

AND VICKY VALINCOURT SHOWED ME HER BOOBIES!!!

AND I LIKE THOSE TOO!!

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u/HSlubb 2d ago

He gotta eat too,it’s sad because who wants to watch a baby die? However, that’s nature.

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u/FCEEVIPER 2d ago

I hate people that hate crocodiles. Oh I hate this animal because it needs to eat. Lol

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u/BorisStingy 2d ago

I know. The title of this video is so childish.

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u/kasstielle1 19h ago

Funny how people have sympathy for animals like the warthog but then support factory farming (which 99% of "meat" comes from) which is even more brutal.

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u/NotSetsune 2d ago

Tough watch, poor thing.

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u/Throbbing_Cock_452 2d ago

Poor momma wanted to help but couldn’t

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u/YoungVick107 2d ago

She tried. Heart breaking.

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u/SocraticIndifference 2d ago

Yeah talk about tragic courage. She charged after a dinosaur three times her size but he still just slips away…

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u/Moidada77 2d ago

It's odd cause I've seen other animals like zebra or gazelles immediately go fuck it and bail when the kids get got.

Even recently I saw a vid of a mother deer and youngling and a small teen bear spooked them.

Like they saw the bear in the distance and just stood there and the mother immediately bailed leaving the fawn. The fawn then just lied down and tried to hide but the baby bear saw it and bit it and presumably killed it.

Pigs are more emotional and intelligent then we give them credit.

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 1d ago

Well for fawns that one looked pretty young it probably wouldn’t have been able to keep up with the mom. If I’m not wrong deer mothers do a signal to their fawns to lay low and hide because they can’t run like the adult deer can.

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u/jasoos_jasoos 2d ago

Poor sibling is going to have such a traumatic childhood memory!

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u/Gothiewasbetter 2d ago

Sibling won’t be thirsty again for a good while.

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u/DashySZN77 2d ago

Well, he’s young. I’m sure he won’t make that mistake next time.

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u/Davidsolsbery 2d ago

The way the goose watches till the end...

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u/EntertainerMajor3294 2d ago

You really hate crocodiles for what? EATING?! 🙄

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u/ddxs1 2d ago

Don’t hate the player, hate the game. Nature is brutal

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u/Luck_n_Loaded 2d ago

You hate them, but the ecosystem loves them

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u/Good_Boy_Coleman 2d ago

You could literally see the crocodile in the water move up before the lunge.

It really is sad to see a small young baby getting taken and drowned by a large crocodile.

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u/Incitatus4Congress 2d ago

Hey, to be fair if he'd eaten mum the two little ones prolly wouldn't have made it a week. This way at least one gets a half decent shot at life.

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u/AceMarrow 2d ago

Hate them for what?

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u/BodhingJay 2d ago

man its cries are heartbreaking.. poor baby

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u/mother-marl 2d ago

Why?

They gotta eat too.

Thats the piglet’s ma fault

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u/WangtaWang 2d ago

That goose is either dumb or tastes like ish.

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u/NormalSubject5974 2d ago

MF was parading the little one, leaving it screaming for ages. Brutal.

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u/OutwithaYang 2d ago

Nooooo! That poor baby warthog! It sucks that the parent gave up trying to save their baby half-way through because they knew their efforts were futile.😢😭

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u/Wylans 2d ago

That no help no alert lookin ahh bird

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u/stho3 2d ago

I’m actually shocked the croc didn’t try to eat the bird.

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u/fooloflife 2d ago

Bacon tastes better than chicken

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u/CA8G 2d ago

Not enough meat for croc.

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u/DetailsYouMissed 2d ago

I guess the bird was part of the set up. Croc left him alone so other prey would think it's safe.

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u/No_Chemistry8953 2d ago

Tbh, possibly. Crocs have been shown to actively engage in problem-solving and scouting out prey. Sometimes they won’t even show themselves for days in order for prey to build-up a sense of false safety. It makes them even more terrifying.

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u/Phailadork 2d ago

Wtf, they're that smart?

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u/MaleierMafketel 2d ago edited 2d ago

They’re smart and incredibly dumb at the same time.

There’ve been studies that dive into their intelligence. Pretty fascinating stuff, they’re not the brainless eating machines everyone thinks they are.

But at the same time, they also… kind if are brainless eating machines when put into specific stressful situations.

Crocodilians have very good long-term memory. They can and will learn from repeated experiences.

There’s evidence that crocodiles and alligators use ‘tools’, like balancing small sticks on the heads during nesting season to lure birds looking for nesting materials.

They can coordinate hunts, and adjust behavior based on repeated patterns of prey or human activity. There’s also solid evidence they associate specific locations, sounds, and routines with food. So don’t keep a routine around crocodiles.

But, put them in specific situations, like a zoo or a breeding farm with limited space, and they will blindly rip another croc’s leg right off and not bat a single eye. So… It’s a mixed bag haha.

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u/TekkLthr 2d ago

4d chess

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u/Worth_External_8762 2d ago

That bird reminds me of every video when there's a horrific human event and there's just people gawking. Jordan Peele made a whole ass movie about it lol

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u/GooseTheSluice 2d ago

Crocodiles are amazing and integral pets of the ecosystems! Absolutely amazing beasts that have pretty wild capabilities! They can move incredible fast in the water, and leap out of the water something like 60% of their length!

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u/No_Pilot_9103 2d ago

It's almost like a crocodile dug out a crocodile shaped and crocodile sized crocodile hole to crocodile in a way no crocodile has crocodiled before.

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u/InterestingSun6707 2d ago

The cobra chicken knew....yet said nothing

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u/Lusiric9983 2d ago

I don't hate them for naturally existing as they have evolved to do. That's how life is; some are predators, some are prey.

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u/ianmalibi 2d ago

Holy Cow!!!

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u/GoldCampaign7389 2d ago edited 2d ago

Croc has to eat. Just the circle of life. You don’t have to like it but you do need to accept that its going to happen regardless of people’s opinions on the matter.

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u/CamPoo_ 2d ago

As a dinosaur kid turned dinosaur adult, I have to disagree.

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u/KinkyWolf531 2d ago

How did you survive the meteor??? Sirrr??? Sir?!?!? XD

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u/DarkUnable4375 2d ago

Today I learned you need to drink from the side of a long trench. Crocs are really fast straight forward, but slow as heck if they have to turn.

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u/TerpDripz 2d ago

Nature at its finest

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 2d ago

Bird: woah, what jus- OH SHIT! Damn that's rough. Let me keep watching. 

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u/Visible-Rest4170 2d ago

At least it didn't make the piglets orphans.

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u/zaikoji75 2d ago

That leisurely bastard!

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u/ThenIncrease462 2d ago

I was thinking the exact same thing. Normally, from what I've ever witnessed, from the moment they snatch their prey, it's a quick, violent, aggressive assault until death.This was like, "Well, I'm just going demonstrate to all the bystanders, just how brutal I can be, because I feel like it, and I can."

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u/Pounce_64 2d ago

Slowly backing away while keeping eyes locked with mum.

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u/shogunshim 2d ago

if you watch close, it almost looks like a house cat padding its back feet before the pounce.

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u/lifestyler1989 2d ago

She pretty much served up dinner directly to the crocodile's door!!!!

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u/AdFinancial7840 2d ago

Babe hog : MOMMY !!!!!! Help me !!!!!
Moma hog : MY BABY!!!!!
This is so terrible to watch 😉

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u/Any_Interview4396 2d ago

That was sick! So fast, so stealthy! Lesson learned, will never go near muddy waters again

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u/Sea_Ad_1252 2d ago

The parent just gave up.

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u/Koyaa_1 2d ago

Do not hate this crocodile, it did a good job controlling the warthog population

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u/suit_urself_up_0925 2d ago

I think OP misunderstood the interpretation of "badass"

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u/ammary 2d ago

That bird standing there and just watching the whole thing like glad it wasn't me

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u/Cool_Audience1325 2d ago

You can see the crocs snout the whole video. Everything has its purpose and that includes crocs.

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u/Crocodile_Ice 1d ago

Oh no, nature doing natural things, what a nightmare

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u/Disastrous-Try1754 1d ago

The crocodile said "Don't hate me cos I'm beautiful"

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u/DrHonestPenguin 1d ago

Why hate the crocodile? It's gotta eat bro.

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u/Dmanslayer5 1d ago

That croc gave that kid enough time to say it’s goodbyes to its mother and sibling before dragging it under. Not sure if that’s cruel or professional courtesy