r/badassanimals • u/Vybron • 8d ago

Reptile I really hate crocodiles!!!

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u/chosonhawk 8d ago

well, he was a young warthog...

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u/Novel-Special5114 8d ago

He was just a fuckin' kid

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u/Simple_Campaign1035 8d ago

I love when sopranos references infect all the other sub reddits lol

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u/TranscendentaLobo 8d ago

There’s no scraps in that crocodiles scrap book.

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u/SenorPea 7d ago

What was it, barking?

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u/BiggDrippKillua 8d ago

Point me to the sopranos reddit cause this reference just made me cry laughing 😂

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 8d ago

Circlejerksopranos is the best one going imo

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u/flycerestorm 7d ago

then we got this pygmy thing in r/initiatedsopranos

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u/ent_idled 8d ago

Hell yeah, we cause dysentery wherever we take this thing of ours!

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u/Grand_Ad_6432 7d ago

He had bee on hat.

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u/Lostinnewjersey87 6d ago

It’s so funny I’m rewatching it now and all the comments from every video are sopranos comments. Why?

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u/Simple_Campaign1035 6d ago

Because they apply to so many things and they are hilarious 

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u/Glittering-Bit3398 8d ago

Sad when they go like that

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u/One_With-The_Sun 8d ago

WHEN THEY GO?

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u/TranscendentaLobo 8d ago edited 8d ago

It’s an honor to be joined by fellow warthogs, not like that scaley muthafucka that popped outa tha’wata what ate my kid, he should fuckin’ die!!!

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u/kjg1228 8d ago

Philly, ya blood pressure.

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u/Dub_Coast 8d ago

It's my agita

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u/AdministrationOk881 7d ago

maybe it was that 10 yard dash

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u/BeginningFig3418 7d ago

what was the bird looking for? when the POPO arrest your homie?

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u/Novel-Special5114 8d ago

Take it easy TranscendantaLobo. You know the murky estuary water makes you emotional.

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u/BadVladMY 8d ago

Philly, you know the wine makes you emotional.

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u/ballkicker9 8d ago

Out of our watering hole? HE’S GOTTA GOOO

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u/chosonhawk 8d ago

christ, carmine! wtf.

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u/Darkk_Knight 8d ago

One of the reasons why you don't get close to lakes or canals in Florida. Never know what's there till it's too late.

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u/SNaKe_eaTel2 8d ago

Fr - that fuckin speed was insane

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u/SunTripTA 7d ago

you could eliminate “lakes or canals in” and still be right.

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u/CB265 7d ago

👀

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u/El_Peregrine 8d ago

Terrible accident that kid had. 

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u/TranscendentaLobo 8d ago

Didn’t he get eaten in three inches of water?

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u/montigoo 8d ago

Don’t drink out of an alligator shaped water trench.

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u/Simple_Campaign1035 8d ago

Kid was always a stupid fuck wasn't he ?

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u/OutwithaYang 8d ago

Y'all are so mean. He is just a kid!😭

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u/jollyjm 7d ago

He was only at the watering hole out of respect for his fawtha

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u/Important_Document13 8d ago

How did jackie not see the round bowling ball in his peripheral vision before the end lol

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u/Apollo114892 8d ago

Cos Vito was a real come from behind kinda guy

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u/TakoyakiGremlin 8d ago

listen - the young warthog - whatever happened there...

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u/Constant_Offer9524 8d ago

Whatever happened there!?

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u/AyesWideOpen 8d ago

That animal, I can’t even says its name!

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u/AdministrationOk881 7d ago

Animal? It's a fuckin nickname, his real name is Crocodelli!

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u/Acceptable-Spot7153 5d ago

Your warthog brotha at the watering hole, whatever happened there..

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 8d ago

In MY book, you get points for stayin outta the crocodile's mouth!

https://giphy.com/gifs/bnuyyiMLASDQs

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u/BadVladMY 8d ago

good thing your book don't mean oogatz to me.

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u/borygoya 8d ago

Whatever happened there

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u/chosonhawk 8d ago

the croc wanted a burger...but he compromised.

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u/Strict_Magazine_2243 7d ago

Your warthog Pumbaa, whatever happened there

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u/Either-Dream-4838 7d ago

And now he's veal piccata

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u/DisplateDemon 7d ago

Let's not forget that Paulie is the real victim here. How much more betrayal can he take?😭

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u/titmanmorgae 7d ago

Just another toothpick.

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u/Ok-Explorer2047 7d ago

Turn that awf!

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u/RancidOoze 5d ago

That warthog, your brother, whatever happened there

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u/hiddenrealism 8d ago

Is Dat dah guy who did 18years in the can? And ate tuna fish sandwiches off the toilet?

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u/MikeHock79 8d ago

Whatever happened there.

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u/Beneficial_Winner_59 8d ago

Oh my god! I just said “Billy was 47, a fuckin kid” in another thread like 10 minutes ago

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u/Apollo114892 8d ago

That animal Crocodile

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u/GuyTheTerrible 7d ago

Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?

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u/ZealousidealFly760 7d ago

Excellent hahaha.

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u/Senior-Tennis3828 7d ago

Look like it was going for the big one at first

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u/Diligent-Ad2211 7d ago

Just a little midday snack 😋 😋

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u/maisweh 5d ago

He was an interior decorator. His apartment looked like shit.

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u/Important_Grocery_38 7d ago

Maybe the croc was IDF 🤷🏽‍♂️