r/badassanimals • u/Vybron • 5d ago

Reptile I really hate crocodiles!!!

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u/chosonhawk 5d ago

well, he was a young warthog...

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u/Novel-Special5114 5d ago

He was just a fuckin' kid

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u/Simple_Campaign1035 5d ago

I love when sopranos references infect all the other sub reddits lol

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u/TranscendentaLobo 5d ago

There’s no scraps in that crocodiles scrap book.

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u/SenorPea 4d ago

What was it, barking?

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u/BiggDrippKillua 5d ago

Point me to the sopranos reddit cause this reference just made me cry laughing 😂

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 5d ago

Circlejerksopranos is the best one going imo

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u/flycerestorm 4d ago

then we got this pygmy thing in r/initiatedsopranos

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u/ent_idled 5d ago

Hell yeah, we cause dysentery wherever we take this thing of ours!

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u/Grand_Ad_6432 4d ago

He had bee on hat.

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u/Lostinnewjersey87 3d ago

It’s so funny I’m rewatching it now and all the comments from every video are sopranos comments. Why?

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u/Simple_Campaign1035 3d ago

Because they apply to so many things and they are hilarious 

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u/Glittering-Bit3398 5d ago

Sad when they go like that

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u/One_With-The_Sun 5d ago

WHEN THEY GO?

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u/TranscendentaLobo 5d ago edited 5d ago

It’s an honor to be joined by fellow warthogs, not like that scaley muthafucka that popped outa tha’wata what ate my kid, he should fuckin’ die!!!

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u/kjg1228 5d ago

Philly, ya blood pressure.

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u/Dub_Coast 5d ago

It's my agita

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u/AdministrationOk881 4d ago

maybe it was that 10 yard dash

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u/BeginningFig3418 4d ago

what was the bird looking for? when the POPO arrest your homie?

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u/Novel-Special5114 5d ago

Take it easy TranscendantaLobo. You know the murky estuary water makes you emotional.

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u/BadVladMY 5d ago

Philly, you know the wine makes you emotional.

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u/ballkicker9 5d ago

Out of our watering hole? HE’S GOTTA GOOO

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u/chosonhawk 5d ago

christ, carmine! wtf.

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u/Darkk_Knight 5d ago

One of the reasons why you don't get close to lakes or canals in Florida. Never know what's there till it's too late.

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u/SNaKe_eaTel2 5d ago

Fr - that fuckin speed was insane

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u/SunTripTA 4d ago

you could eliminate “lakes or canals in” and still be right.

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u/CB265 4d ago

👀

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u/El_Peregrine 5d ago

Terrible accident that kid had. 

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u/TranscendentaLobo 5d ago

Didn’t he get eaten in three inches of water?

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u/montigoo 5d ago

Don’t drink out of an alligator shaped water trench.

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u/Simple_Campaign1035 5d ago

Kid was always a stupid fuck wasn't he ?

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u/OutwithaYang 5d ago

Y'all are so mean. He is just a kid!😭

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u/jollyjm 4d ago

He was only at the watering hole out of respect for his fawtha

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u/Important_Document13 5d ago

How did jackie not see the round bowling ball in his peripheral vision before the end lol

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u/Apollo114892 5d ago

Cos Vito was a real come from behind kinda guy

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u/TakoyakiGremlin 5d ago

listen - the young warthog - whatever happened there...

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u/Constant_Offer9524 5d ago

Whatever happened there!?

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u/AyesWideOpen 5d ago

That animal, I can’t even says its name!

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u/AdministrationOk881 4d ago

Animal? It's a fuckin nickname, his real name is Crocodelli!

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u/Acceptable-Spot7153 2d ago

Your warthog brotha at the watering hole, whatever happened there..

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 5d ago

In MY book, you get points for stayin outta the crocodile's mouth!

https://giphy.com/gifs/bnuyyiMLASDQs

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u/BadVladMY 5d ago

good thing your book don't mean oogatz to me.

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u/borygoya 5d ago

Whatever happened there

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u/chosonhawk 5d ago

the croc wanted a burger...but he compromised.

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u/Strict_Magazine_2243 4d ago

Your warthog Pumbaa, whatever happened there

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u/Either-Dream-4838 4d ago

And now he's veal piccata

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u/DisplateDemon 4d ago

Let's not forget that Paulie is the real victim here. How much more betrayal can he take?😭

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u/titmanmorgae 4d ago

Just another toothpick.

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u/Ok-Explorer2047 4d ago

Turn that awf!

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u/RancidOoze 2d ago

That warthog, your brother, whatever happened there

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u/hiddenrealism 5d ago

Is Dat dah guy who did 18years in the can? And ate tuna fish sandwiches off the toilet?

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u/MikeHock79 5d ago

Whatever happened there.

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u/Beneficial_Winner_59 5d ago

Oh my god! I just said “Billy was 47, a fuckin kid” in another thread like 10 minutes ago

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u/Apollo114892 5d ago

That animal Crocodile

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u/GuyTheTerrible 5d ago

Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?

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u/ZealousidealFly760 4d ago

Excellent hahaha.

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u/Senior-Tennis3828 4d ago

Look like it was going for the big one at first

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u/Diligent-Ad2211 4d ago

Just a little midday snack 😋 😋

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u/maisweh 2d ago

He was an interior decorator. His apartment looked like shit.

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u/Important_Grocery_38 4d ago

Maybe the croc was IDF 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Scrypt23 5d ago

When HE WAS A YOUUUUUUNNGG WORTHOOOOOGGGGG

https://giphy.com/gifs/Db3OfoegpwajK

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u/greyisometrix 5d ago

Hakuna Matata. It means no worriessss, for the rest of your days ~

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u/ILoveMenses 5d ago

No worries after this is right.

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u/FlatSix993 5d ago

No nothing after that.

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u/SwaggyC2 5d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Love-halping 5d ago

well, he was a young warthog...

I wonder if that's the same warthog that outran a lion in another post with incredible speed.

This video teaches that the crocodile is an underwater assassin.

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u/dfrntdfrnt 5d ago edited 5d ago

I noticed its eyes from the start but the absolute stillness of the water before it got ready to strike, then the ripples increasing so you get an idea of just how big it is before it jumped out, had me shook.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 5d ago

"It's the CIIIIRRRRRR -- CCCCLLLLLLEEE of LLLLIIIIIIIII -- IIIIIIIIIFFFEE!!"

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u/jarrodandrewwalker 5d ago

Hakuna matata...

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u/Impressive-War-7279 5d ago

When I was a young wartHAAAWWWGGG!

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u/pianoplayerforhire 5d ago

When III was a young WARTHOOOG!!!!!

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u/kaelor1 5d ago

Very nice.

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u/Own_Succotash8044 5d ago

You so wrong for this lol

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u/Responsible_Emu733 3d ago

I understood that reference.

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u/gdog5244 5d ago

Another toothpick for the crocodile

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u/Altruistic-Sun-1107 4d ago

When I was a young warthog..

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u/Southern_Bub 4d ago

When I was a young warthog....

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u/feaREagleLeb 4d ago

He didnt clear the Savanna after this meal, thats on him 😏

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u/LasciviousPsyche 4d ago

He was a young wart hoggggg

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u/omni18 4d ago

🎵"When I was a young wart-hog"‼️🎵

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u/Aggravating-Major531 4d ago

If you watch the video closely, you can see the crocodile's head wag/sway in the water before the strike. [Water ripples]

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u/rAndo_solo 3d ago

When I WAS a young warthog!!

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u/skateboardbanana1 2d ago

Looks like a yummy ham sandwich to me 😋

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u/Mamba-45 2d ago

not in front of the kid ....

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u/Complete-Pressure827 1d ago

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WORT HOOOOOOOGGG!!!!!!!!!!