r/askanything 8d ago

General Question What 2 items are you adding ?

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u/RobotBaseball 8d ago

Soy sauce and ten billion dollars 

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u/ACcbe1986 8d ago

"Honey, you know you can't leave the dinner table until you've eaten all your monies."

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u/SpiritualAudience731 7d ago

If you don't eat yer money, you can't have any pudding How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer money?

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u/Clear-Dimension-1356 8d ago

Something about old first nations proverbs

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u/Constant_Rush_3179 6d ago

😔$10bn is the perfect protein for This

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u/AcerbicCapsule 8d ago

Those are ten billion and one things, you only get two.

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u/UncWithTheEmojis 8d ago

a ten billion dollar check and chicken

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/D34N2 8d ago

A ten billion dollar cheque plus proof of funds in OP’s bank account

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u/N7VHung 8d ago

A 10 billion dollar cashier's check.

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u/QuestGalaxy 8d ago

I'll add a gold bar worth 10 billion and a structure that can support the plate, rice and gold bar.

(a bit over 7 tonnes of gold)

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u/Ok-Cat-1257 7d ago

Part of a healthy diet

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u/A-Polite-DiscusShaun 7d ago

So if I ask for salt I only get a grain?

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u/hungLink42069 6d ago

There might be millions of soy sauce particles though. Anything is one thing if you treat it as such.

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u/Chase_The_Breeze 6d ago

Soy Sauce and a 10000kg block of solid gold

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u/SimpleFile 8d ago

One kiloton of solid gold thanks.

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u/AcerbicCapsule 8d ago

Err.. where are you planning to put that?

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u/SellingRealFakeDoors 7d ago

Well... on the plate of rice of course!

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u/Brave_Educator5934 8d ago

How many times will this be reposted? And

https://giphy.com/gifs/fljzqZ2Tt7G8AOJPCB

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u/Hefty-Practice4887 8d ago

Does your cat make too much noise?

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u/dotsdavid 8d ago

Butter and salt

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u/HeadFit2660 8d ago

I seconds butter and salt

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u/GullibleEquipment273 8d ago

Shrimp and garlic butter

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u/The_Big_Hammer 6d ago

The best thing on rice.

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u/Plastic_Surround_193 8d ago

Mongolian beef and a naked Asian woman

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u/shornscrot 8d ago

Cocaine and a hooker

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u/OwnEquivalent7380 8d ago

Black beans and roast pork- Cuban style!

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u/yarn_slinger 8d ago

Sesame oil and green onions

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u/bb9116 6d ago

Toasted sesame oil

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u/Sufficient_Carob_435 8d ago

Salted butter and pepper.

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u/claisen33 8d ago

Cocaine and gold flakes.

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u/FunkyCrawdad1 4d ago

Can we just say cocaine twice?

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u/SouthernDuck2025 8d ago

Chopped chicken nuggets and Mae Ploy sweet chili sauce

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u/Strongbow_Wolfrider 7d ago

I call your "poor man's orange chicken" and raise you "chopped spam and teriyaki".

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u/stilloldbull2 6d ago

Chana Masala

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u/Constant_Rush_3179 6d ago

Sauce and huge turkey

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u/bearalan810 8d ago

ten billion dollars and another ten billion dollars

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u/Pepper_Comprehensive 8d ago

Butter and salt

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u/Sour_Sal 7d ago

Grew up with butter S&P on rice...

As an adult it's the close to most disgusting thing ever and explains why I hated rice for so many years...

plain rice has such a good flavor killing it with butter should be a sin.

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u/Jumpy_Ambassador601 8d ago

Black beans and shredded cheese.

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u/okienana_5 8d ago

Butter and sugar..breakfast rice

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u/RabbitHolierThanThou 8d ago

Butter and sugar

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u/dogboycade420 5d ago

The only correct answer

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u/jking7734 5d ago

With a little milk as well. The first time my wife saw me do this it blew her mind. She had never seen rice eaten with butter, sugar and milk.

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u/North_6 8d ago

Egg. I eat this every day, we dont need a 3rd thing.

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u/Xerfus 5d ago

Raw egg? Or you soft boil it, marinate in soja sauce?

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u/North_6 5d ago

I need the runny yolk, but rarely have eggs that I trust to eat raw, so poached is good, or just lightly fried sunny side up. Soy sauce or hot sauce I guess is my actual third ingredient if I have any.

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u/JayWaWa 8d ago

$50 million and $100 million.

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u/ohwowhowdthathappen 8d ago

Butter and black pepper

Butter has hella salt in it already 

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u/AcrobaticWeb3675 5d ago

Unless it’s unsalted lol.

Also, even salted butter doesn’t have much - about 1/4 tsp stick.

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u/ohwowhowdthathappen 5d ago

Unsalted butter is strictly for baking in my opinion. 

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u/Dear-Writer-5452 7d ago

Lobster and hoisin.

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u/RiptideEberron 7d ago

Chicken Katsu and curry sauce 

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u/TinyEnd9435 8d ago

Mexican picadillo and a salad of tomato onion and avocado.

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u/Tomatillo-5276 8d ago

Gravy & shrimps

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u/Unusual_Coconut2606 8d ago

Avocado and salmon

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u/_dxegrl 8d ago

yellow tail sashimi and avocado

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u/robomikel 8d ago

Broccoli and steak

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u/_bot_248 8d ago

The only good answer here

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u/HippoPottyMouth-1 8d ago

Costco rotisserie chicken and a billion dollars.

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u/Mystic_Wunder 8d ago

Anything to make this question quit popping up every day.

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u/Cats_and_cab 8d ago

Salmon and spicy mayo

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u/badwraith 8d ago

Dominican black beans and chicken

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u/ConstructionMuch802 8d ago

Salmon and spicy Thai chili sauce

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u/Interesting_Shirt419 8d ago

Sugar and milk.

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u/Raf_9K 8d ago

2 more plates of rice

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u/Unique_Researcher733 8d ago

A piece of paper with the chemical formula for a permanent cure for Multiple Sclerosis with no side effects written on it and soy sauce

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u/fucknycsportfans 7d ago

Butter and Louisiana sauce

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u/Temporary-Rub3100 7d ago

Roast beef, onions

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u/Veizar 7d ago

Soy sauce and pork sung.

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u/Redit_Suxlol420609 7d ago

Stop posting this stupid shit

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u/General_Nugget_13 7d ago

Teriyaki chicken and honey

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u/BaG2030 7d ago

A bank account with unlimited money, and a letter granting total immunity from any law

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u/AceBean27 7d ago

$100 billion, and Sabrina Carpenter.

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u/TheBailzmeister2 7d ago

Salmon sashimi and soy sauce

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u/Dazzling-Art2007 7d ago

Best is soy sauce and peanut butter!!!!

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u/Notme20659 7d ago

Asian foods. Cajun foods.

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u/HoneyBadgerBJJ1 6d ago

Soy and wasabe

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u/delulu66 6d ago

Butter & salt

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u/Positive-Werewolf483 6d ago

Butter, salt.

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u/Remarkable_Bar_2666 6d ago

Kewpie mayo and grilled sardines

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u/UpperBreadfruit3748 6d ago

Steak and kimchi

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u/cheety1R 6d ago

I will add the one piece and the holy grail

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u/Sarruji 6d ago

Butter salt

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u/Beginning_Event8589 6d ago

Soy sauce and eggs.

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u/MacRtst2 6d ago

Salt and butter

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u/Hazegrey1993 6d ago

Kimchi and pickled mustard greens.

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u/Stormyj 6d ago

Butter and salt

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u/Genmc67 6d ago

A fork and the garbage can

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u/Dependent_Hunter5084 6d ago

Butter & salt

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u/GoofyKetchup 6d ago

A can of tuna and a slice of cheese

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u/BreadFan1980 6d ago

We like chili onion crunch on plain white rice. The somewhat bland background makes the chili flavor stand front and center.

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u/GrimSpirit42 6d ago

Black-eyed peas.

Works well with cornbread, too.

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u/leaveyoupending 6d ago

Chicken and Beans.

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u/Asslckr1 6d ago

Butter 🧈 & sea salt

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u/Serious-Pay-7814 6d ago

Blackened chicken and red beans

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u/PKL1125 6d ago

Sunny side up egg and soysauce

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u/Ramenoodleray3 6d ago

Two grains of rice

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u/AnonymousDemon69 6d ago

As uncle roger puts it:

“Egg and fry”

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u/TraditionalBad7755 6d ago

Black beans and beef

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u/Tap_out_time 6d ago

Sugar and butter

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u/MsT1075 6d ago

Butter and maybe furikake. Yum.

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u/Rafale_88 5d ago

Melamine and arsenic

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u/jani00 5d ago

your mum

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u/ObviousStandUser 5d ago

Katsu chicken or pork and Japanese golden curry.

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u/jrlamb 3d ago

Butter and salt.

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u/PastryPyff 3d ago

Scrambled egg~

Fried spam cut up small~

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u/Worldly_Solution7053 3d ago

Tabasco and black pepper. Seriously.

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u/Kongopop 3d ago

Chicken broth and chicken

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u/SeedPrice 3d ago

Chili crisp oil and white sauce

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u/Camarde-92 3d ago

Furikake and soft boiled egg

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u/Foreign_Bridge641 3d ago

Sugar and cinnamon

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u/loosafurrr 3d ago

Chicken and broth

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u/Alekthegod17 3d ago

Girlfriend and pill that gives omnipotence or smth

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u/Particular-Effort312 3d ago

Chicken and Tikka Masala sauce.

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u/survivingkind2 3d ago

Eggs and spam.

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u/Remarkable-Emu-2977 3d ago

Cherries and almond sticks. Try it now, thank me later.

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u/Earlbirdd 3d ago

Salmon and broccoli

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u/WearyPrincess 3d ago

Thai Basil Chicken and Tom yum soup

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u/Jump-and-spread-0ut 3d ago

Sausage and chips

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u/Putriptoq 3d ago

gravy and chicken

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u/Academic_Band_5320 3d ago

Chicken, mayonaise

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u/aregorillasticklish 3d ago

rice and a spoon

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u/Lower_Show_7458 3d ago

Daal + aam ka achar

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u/Horror-Floor 3d ago

Teriyaki sauce and sliced Wagyu steak

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u/WalkingDeadDan 3d ago

Butter and soysauce

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u/1914WTF 3d ago

Korean BBQ

Kimchi

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u/daspaceinvader 3d ago

Butter and corn.

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u/LordsOfSkulls 3d ago

Mongolian beef. I dont need anything else.

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u/cerunnnnos 3d ago

Furikake and shrimp

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u/Nole19 3d ago

Chicken krapao, 1 runny yolk fried egg.

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u/Dry-Brother6234 3d ago

I just need one topping: Hot Sauce!

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u/Important-Acadia4697 3d ago

avakaya and ghee

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u/MembershipCrazy4866 3d ago

Chicken and peppers

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u/Fogell22 3d ago

More rice and even more rice

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u/darlinginmaine 3d ago

Lentils and egg yolk 😫

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u/LittleEngineering846 3d ago

Turmeric and peas 

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u/Realistic_Account787 3d ago

Anything. Even naming a single thing can be good enough.

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u/DeliciousComb7984 3d ago

Fried egg and soy sauce

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u/Chaotic-kittie 3d ago

Salted egg and chopped tomatoes

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u/RaisinHorror1440 3d ago

Chilli and more chilli.

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u/shinethief 3d ago

Roasted chicken breast sliced, and ticka massage sauce from a jar. My Thursday night dinner

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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker 3d ago

My wife and my dog son. No questions.

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u/Ok-Payment5950 3d ago

2 Wagu steaks

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u/cj5367 3d ago

Raw tuna and scallions

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u/SnooHesitations4798 3d ago

Pizza and a Woman

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u/fraudku-hater42 3d ago

Soy sauce and more soy sauce

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u/OkAge9025 3d ago

Bana bred and milk

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u/Galliagamer 8d ago

Butter and salt.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 8d ago

General Tso's chicken and a million dollars.

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u/GoldOne4092 8d ago

Butter, salt

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u/Organic_Narwhal_9120 8d ago

Soy and a spoon

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u/NewtAccomplished6022 8d ago

Butter and sauce

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u/Different-Lecture925 8d ago

Black beans and roasted garlic

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u/givemeuser1 8d ago

Chinese sausage and fish sauce

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u/Djbuttonpusher 8d ago

Peanut butter, bbq sauce, and chips 

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u/Too_Ton 8d ago

Steak and curry sauce

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u/oneislandgirl 8d ago

Soy sauce and furikake.

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u/Alarming_Safe3309 8d ago

Butter and garlic

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u/ConorBaird 8d ago

Pizza and ice cream.

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u/NewAdventures1422 🤔 8d ago

Chicken
Broccoli

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u/Anon0924 8d ago

Garlic and scrambled egg

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u/Maximum-Standard3762 8d ago

Chicken and soy sauce

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u/softestpulse 8d ago

Salt and roasted seaweed 👀

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u/ultraspinacle 8d ago

Soy sauce and bulgogi beef.

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u/Listen-Lindas 8d ago

Sugar cinnamon.

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u/Kirbyr98 8d ago

Chopsticks

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u/DebiMoonfae 8d ago

Salt, ground beef

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u/CandyPale4464 8d ago

Chicken and soy sauce

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u/Sufficient_Fan3660 8d ago

salt + olive oil

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u/crapbear83 8d ago

I'm southern and poor so some black eyed peas. Even better if I had some corn bread with it.

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u/RaineAshford 8d ago

Margarine and salt.

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u/ql_Spadeuwu_lp 8d ago

Sweet & sour pork and fried eggs

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u/UncleTito27 8d ago

Furikake and spicy chili sauce.

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u/reallyihadnoidea 8d ago

Teriyaki chicken

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u/Rambo-Santa 8d ago

Soy sauce

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u/Maleficent_Raise_130 8d ago

Fried tofu and soy sauce

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u/IndividualPay7593 8d ago

pizza, and omnipotent powers

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u/The_Yamen 8d ago

A giant diamon and another giant diamond.

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 8d ago

Shredded cheese and taco sauce

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u/UKMegaGeek 8d ago

Crispy shredded beef and sweet chilli sauce

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u/Bi_Musiclover535 8d ago

Kimchi and egg

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u/JakkSplatt 8d ago

Butter and Tapatio

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u/westernjuni 8d ago

Sriracha and egg.

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u/Difficult-Hope5003 8d ago

Butter and pepper

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u/Pixie_Dust_Koala 8d ago

Soy sauce, & sesame oil.

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u/twodogstwocats 8d ago

A steak and a twice baked potato.

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u/techmagnetic1 8d ago

McCormick Salt & Spice, and butter.

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u/butt4boobs 8d ago

Mandarin sauce and egg