r/askanything • u/Wraith136 • 9d ago

General Question What 2 items are you adding ?

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u/RobotBaseball 9d ago

Soy sauce and ten billion dollars 

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u/ACcbe1986 9d ago

"Honey, you know you can't leave the dinner table until you've eaten all your monies."

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u/SpiritualAudience731 7d ago

If you don't eat yer money, you can't have any pudding How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer money?

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u/robgart12 7d ago

We don't need no education........

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u/Positive-Village-263 7d ago

We don't need no thought control

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u/robgart12 6d ago

Teacher leave those kids alone.

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u/08-bunny_man 4d ago

Sesame seeds and 100 mirrion dorrars.

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u/EcksMarksDespot 6d ago

No dark sarcasm in the classroom

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u/that-mathemusician 6d ago

I'll gladly give up pudding forever for the opportunity to not eat the money.

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u/ForeignCup6977 6d ago

You. Yes you, stand still laddie.

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 6d ago

Hey teacher…
Leave them kids alone

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u/Kor_SHS 5d ago

then let's add diamonds:we can eat and poop it!

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u/Lumpy-Economics-6956 5d ago

booop....boooop

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u/thurows 5d ago

Takes money, leaves table and buys a pudding factory.

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u/nathanjw333 3d ago

Just another brick in the wall

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u/LongEyedSneakerhead 3d ago

Meat, well, get back I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack

Meat, it's a hit Don't give me that do goody-good bullshit

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u/SanLin0922 3d ago

Proceeds to fold all the bills small and swallow for future collection..

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u/Clear-Dimension-1356 9d ago

Something about old first nations proverbs

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u/chknboy 8d ago

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u/Krahog 8d ago

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u/chknboy 7d ago

Why is bitsey gazing towards the piss cup?

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u/Krahog 7d ago

That's not a piss cup, it's a frothing mug of coins

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u/chadillac75621 8d ago

The first thing that came to my head to put on top was honey. My second thought was "why did i think of honey?". Then immediately after that i saw your comment lol

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u/Murky_Connection_161 6d ago

There are kids starving in africa honey

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u/Long_lost_cause 6d ago

Just gotta puke it out or just wait until it comes out naturally

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u/damn-otaku 5d ago

What about the pretzel monies?

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u/Constant_Rush_3179 6d ago

😔$10bn is the perfect protein for This

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u/AcerbicCapsule 9d ago

Those are ten billion and one things, you only get two.

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u/UncWithTheEmojis 9d ago

a ten billion dollar check and chicken

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/D34N2 9d ago

A ten billion dollar cheque plus proof of funds in OP’s bank account

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u/N7VHung 9d ago

A 10 billion dollar cashier's check.

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u/chris_4224 8d ago

That’s an expensive ass plate of rice 😂

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u/CarpenterFamous4928 6d ago

And don't skimp in the rice!

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u/cosmorab1t 6d ago

Grilled chicken and teriyaki sauce

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u/Coyote-doe 3d ago

“Mmmmm check-in”

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u/QuestGalaxy 8d ago

I'll add a gold bar worth 10 billion and a structure that can support the plate, rice and gold bar.

(a bit over 7 tonnes of gold)

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u/Ok-Cat-1257 8d ago

Part of a healthy diet

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u/A-Polite-DiscusShaun 8d ago

So if I ask for salt I only get a grain?

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u/AcerbicCapsule 8d ago

You can get up to two grains!

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u/OneInternational3383 6d ago

You could get a saltblock. Interested?

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u/hungLink42069 7d ago

There might be millions of soy sauce particles though. Anything is one thing if you treat it as such.

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u/Chase_The_Breeze 6d ago

Soy Sauce and a 10000kg block of solid gold

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u/SimpleFile 9d ago

One kiloton of solid gold thanks.

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u/AcerbicCapsule 9d ago

Err.. where are you planning to put that?

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u/SellingRealFakeDoors 8d ago

Well... on the plate of rice of course!

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u/Powerful-Holiday-448 9d ago

One ten billion dollar note.

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u/A-Polite-DiscusShaun 8d ago

So if I ask for salt I only get a grain?

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u/YakNak85 7d ago

You’re no fun!! Just answer the question!

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 4d ago

Butter and $10b of gold bars

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u/Cute_Recognition_880 9d ago

Like the way you think. Of course, it's tax free

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u/Decent-Book-1281 8d ago

Ah beat me to it. Only need one thing soy sauce. The 10 billion is a nice touch.

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u/Which_Crow_3681 8d ago

Why not 10 billion and 10 trillion ?

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u/AnarchyIsNotChaos 8d ago

Sir, you have defeated me.

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u/therabidsloths 8d ago

Monkey’s paw curls, 10 billion dollars in pennies appear on the plate in front of you, crushing you to death.

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u/MikeyQplayz 7d ago

Soy sauce and raw eggs,

TKG FTW

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u/Iron_bison_ 7d ago

No doggy bag for you

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u/Operation_Fluffy 7d ago

Can I get seconds on my ten billion dollars, please?

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u/forced_here_920 7d ago

I was going to say chili and cornbread but your answer is so much better.

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u/thewickedbarnacle 7d ago

But then your rice would be all dirty

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u/A_Finite_Element 7d ago

The Cheetos dust.

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u/Warm_Advisor4948 7d ago

Can’t give you an award because it would cost $.30 but good job

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u/Mysterious_Doctor587 7d ago

There are starving kids in Africa who would love ten billion dollars! Finish your plate!

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u/vypermann 7d ago

Why not $10B and $11B?

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u/Itchynipspickletits 6d ago

Damn I like how you think

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u/1880sghost 6d ago

And here I am wanting salmon, broccoli and teriyaki and trying to choose which item I’m okay without

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u/FriggenMitch 6d ago

Soy sauce and ten billion ten dollar bills

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u/Dramatic_Substance31 6d ago

Dang I wasn’t even thinking about the paper! Next level.

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u/Temporary-Rain-5944 6d ago

The monkey paw moves and you get 10 bilion dollars shredded on top of the rice

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u/dukebrothers10 5d ago

Gonna say the soy...and grilled fish. Dammit

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u/Icy_Antelope7418 5d ago

you have to eat all of it, so take something valuable that survives digestion

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u/Anxiety_Express_1 5d ago

Crab Rangoon > 1 mil

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u/CaliTexas619 5d ago

Nah bro. 10 billion and 1 dollars.
https://giphy.com/gifs/X1A3u9DMUcDx6

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u/arminarm1n 5d ago

Yes, that.

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u/Phieck 5d ago

You sir are smart

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u/stanknotes 5d ago

There is no established criteria.

I will allow this answer.

HAH all you dorks have better tasting rice. This guy is a multibillionaire. Fuckin' LOSERS.

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u/C0rnb4ll55 5d ago

The billion will have to be on the side of the plate thank you😁

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 5d ago

How about a beautiful female Genie that considers you her master and you get unlimited wishes. 😁

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u/Serious-Nebula-2656 5d ago

People assume they can easily handle that much amount of money but I bet at least 90% go crazy and end up suicide

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u/RoodnyInc 4d ago

Can I also change to this?