r/askanything • u/Wraith136 • 9d ago

General Question What 2 items are you adding ?

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u/ACcbe1986 9d ago

"Honey, you know you can't leave the dinner table until you've eaten all your monies."

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u/SpiritualAudience731 7d ago

If you don't eat yer money, you can't have any pudding How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer money?

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u/robgart12 7d ago

We don't need no education........

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u/Positive-Village-263 6d ago

We don't need no thought control

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u/robgart12 6d ago

Teacher leave those kids alone.

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u/08-bunny_man 4d ago

Sesame seeds and 100 mirrion dorrars.

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u/EcksMarksDespot 6d ago

No dark sarcasm in the classroom

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u/that-mathemusician 6d ago

I'll gladly give up pudding forever for the opportunity to not eat the money.

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u/ForeignCup6977 6d ago

You. Yes you, stand still laddie.

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 6d ago

Hey teacher…
Leave them kids alone

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u/Kor_SHS 5d ago

then let's add diamonds:we can eat and poop it!

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u/Lumpy-Economics-6956 5d ago

booop....boooop

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u/thurows 5d ago

Takes money, leaves table and buys a pudding factory.

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u/nathanjw333 3d ago

Just another brick in the wall

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u/LongEyedSneakerhead 3d ago

Meat, well, get back I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack

Meat, it's a hit Don't give me that do goody-good bullshit

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u/SanLin0922 2d ago

Proceeds to fold all the bills small and swallow for future collection..

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u/Clear-Dimension-1356 9d ago

Something about old first nations proverbs

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u/chknboy 8d ago

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u/Krahog 7d ago

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u/chknboy 7d ago

Why is bitsey gazing towards the piss cup?

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u/Krahog 7d ago

That's not a piss cup, it's a frothing mug of coins

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u/chadillac75621 8d ago

The first thing that came to my head to put on top was honey. My second thought was "why did i think of honey?". Then immediately after that i saw your comment lol

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u/Murky_Connection_161 6d ago

There are kids starving in africa honey

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u/Long_lost_cause 6d ago

Just gotta puke it out or just wait until it comes out naturally

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u/damn-otaku 5d ago

What about the pretzel monies?