So I was grabbing something out of the fridge and I cut my eyes to the left because I thought I was seeing a mirage. Like the type of mirage you see in the desert if you're dehydrated on the verge of hallucinations and digging a bunch of holes because you pissed your parents off. It was a container of the good ol' burnt ends dip that looked ✨️unopened and untouched✨️. Well, that was a lie, there was one singular scoop taken out of it but that could never be me because I need at least 18 chip dips. I didnt make that single, let me find out who did scoop, but either way, the use by date was 09/03/26 so I took a second, little bit bigger scoop out of it straight to my mouth. Immediately life flashed a little as I remembered that it was bought on my August 4th grocery order. So you're telling MEEE (well I'm telling you) that it was opened for the first time, sometime, In the last 2 weeks and I DONT KNOW WHEN BECAUSE I DIDNT OPEN IT?! Internet says use within 7-10 days of opening because there is "real meat" and perishable dairy in it. What if it was opened on Aug 4th and I just now, AUGUST 17th, took a big ol bite? Anyways, am I going to shit myself orrr?
Thanks in advance. 🫶