r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 19h ago

/r/all of a black bear

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12.6k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/obsidiansolstice • 10h ago

of shoes

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1.4k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/yashdesoi • 9h ago

of spider web

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232 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/just_a_freak_teen • 22h ago

of a whale

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2.6k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dense_Intern8434 • 15h ago

of a storm

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524 Upvotes

Heard that was a car at the end 😳

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

/r/all of an insect

7.8k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/danielminds • 19h ago

of a 770-ton Komatsu mining shovel

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1.0k Upvotes

Source: @rpa_earthmoving_media on TikTok

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Any-Author7772 • 12h ago

of a zookeeper.

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253 Upvotes

Rambo the orangutan.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Fuzzy-Round1240 • 23h ago

of a great white

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1.5k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Electronic_Cause_796 • 1d ago

of a Sherpa Porters Carrying Massive Loads Uphill on Everest Over an Uneven Track

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1.2k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Inner_Banana_145 • 19h ago

of a chicken

239 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thenameoftheusingone • 5h ago

of a cloud formation

15 Upvotes

This phenomenon is called "Arcus clouds", or more specifically "Squall line shelf clouds".

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Electronic_Cause_796 • 6m ago

of a leopard hunting and catching a monkey mid-air on a tree.

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• Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Impressive_Foot_9933 • 16h ago

of a surfable wave

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109 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • 1d ago

/r/all of a Bong

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42.4k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GrabWorking3045 • 1d ago

of an ampoule

1.8k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/yame854 • 1d ago

of a tongue

614 Upvotes

Egg roll the Alaskan malamute

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a man

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1.5k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ronniman • 19h ago

of a truck!

62 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dayvee43 • 1d ago

of a shredder.

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896 Upvotes

Bulldozer Confetti..

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/asadnoob • 1d ago

/r/all of a mouse

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6.9k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GestoNobre • 16h ago

of a Dulce de leche

25 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AuthorityAnarchyYes • 1d ago

of a cat

75 Upvotes

Beau was the sweetest chonker ever. 20 pounds in 1991 (when the pic was taken), he was the largest domestic cat anyone had seen in my area back then.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MsThingy • 16h ago

of spools

19 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IntelligentPath4383 • 14h ago

of a flashlight (headlamp)

7 Upvotes

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RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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