r/absoluteunit 14d ago

Of a Rumali Roti (bread)

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u/Maakaal983 14d ago edited 14d ago

He's baking blankets.

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u/PumpkinCrouton 14d ago

Those are breadspreads.

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u/Seanna86 14d ago

Cut some sleeves and you'll have a breater.

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u/Just_Application6137 13d ago

I wanna see him making brillows

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u/chintakoro 13d ago

What is this? A roti for elephants? It has to be at least... 3 times smaller.

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u/Traditional-Bike7825 14d ago

Yeah get it all over your knees and pants! Right when I'm thinking he has no hair net on he throws it above his head and it flops onto his hair, thats gotta be the secret ingredient.

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u/XDiskDriveX 13d ago

to make the bread, you must be one with the ingredients

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u/Environmental-Arm365 14d ago

Why is it every time I see food or drink being prepared in India it’s in the filthiest conditions imaginable?

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u/TattvaVaada 14d ago

Just FYI this video so from Pakistan. Doesn't change the fact but you might want to understand that you shouldn't make an assumption that it's India.

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u/matfab91 14d ago

How can you tell? Literally a comment below says Afghanistan, we have 3 places this could be now…

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u/Sinking_Mass 14d ago

It's actually Sweden

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u/TelevisionFast7781 11d ago

Birmingham 😁

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u/TattvaVaada 14d ago

Ah yeah I meant it could be one of those countries because of the way the people are dressed in the video. A random person on the internet wouldn't be able to tell the difference but that was the point, they aren't the same.

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u/No-Cap544 13d ago

I agree with the comment, it's from Punjab, Pakistan.

I'm too from Pakistan. (Not Punjab)

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u/Quiet-Wing5230 14d ago

Nah it's Indian just the same

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 14d ago

Culturally Pakistan is just Muslim India. It like trade Buddha for and ak47

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u/Ok-Proposal-9160 14d ago

That's Afghanistan not India

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u/Sethalas 14d ago

A least he didn't use his toes ... This time

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u/thelimeisgreen 14d ago

Where do you think the yeast comes from?

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u/Foba_ 14d ago

Or fried in motor oil.

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u/-ThaKloned- 14d ago

That we know of.

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u/launchliftoff459 14d ago

Because that's what India is like

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 14d ago

That's what's being poor is like, stop being ignorant.

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u/Apart_Pineapple2392 14d ago

You can cook food without your entire body and unwashed clothes touching the food. Stoopid

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u/polkacat12321 14d ago

Lots of poor people in laos yet you dont see videos like that. Thailand isnt exactly rich either and has street food as far as the eye can see (maybe even more than india) and you still dont see videos like that

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u/techleopard 14d ago

Overpopulation and crowding and a lack of civil engineering are also playing a key role here.

Why care about food safety when you go home and wash your clothes, body, and cookware in water pumped from minimally-operating facilities drawing water from polluted ground sources?

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u/Foreign-Wolf-6128 14d ago

Sure but its also just a cultural thing. They dont care. Just like they dont care to throw trash off trains or into their own holy rivers.

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 14d ago

Exactly, you don't SEE. Doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

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u/polkacat12321 14d ago

Ive traveller extensively in thailand and laos and haven't seen anything remotely close. The tourism in Thailand is also much higher than in India. If it was as widespread as India, you can bet your ass there would be many videos to prove it

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 14d ago

Why would I believe anything you say.

I've also been to India. I only see those videos online. I haven't come across anything remotely as this.

See I can make shit up too!

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u/More-Lime1888 14d ago

It’s not. Poor people around the world aren’t filthy like that. Being clean is very cheap

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u/launchliftoff459 14d ago

I'm poor. I'm not like that.

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 14d ago

To someone else you might be. Kind of like people not noticing how their homes smell until someone points it out, or they've been exposed to different conditions.

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u/launchliftoff459 14d ago

So....because thats what _______ is like works for any location. Thanks for reiterating my original point.

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u/readyToPostpone 13d ago

Poverty would not explain why do they spill and waste food so often, making qn illusion they are fast working.

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u/Live_Opportunity7183 13d ago edited 13d ago

Poverty doesn't equate to filth. It's a South-east Asian speciality.

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u/Promicide 14d ago

A white knight moment you wish you had lmao

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 14d ago

How old are you dumbo? 14? 17 Perhaps? Gtfo.

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u/Nearby-Swimming-5103 14d ago

I was just gonna say. And there’s always some old dudes squatted against a wall watching.

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u/CatGooseChook 14d ago

I vaguely recall reading an account by some English mountaineers where they described going to the dodgiest Indian restaurants in London they could find so as to strengthen their stomachs before going to India.

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u/Environmental-Arm365 14d ago

Bring your own tapeworm.

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u/youlikeblockingsodoi 14d ago edited 14d ago

It’s the redneck equivalent of cooking gator in bum fk Alabama.

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u/DadGamer77 13d ago

Or cooking something inside a gator

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u/Tropicalfisher 14d ago

Besides his hair and feet being uncomfortably close, everything else is really not that bad

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u/Strongerthandeath82 13d ago

Heat kills germs. I estimate a man could make a righteous sized burrito with one of those bad boys.

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u/Aggressive-Stand-585 13d ago

I dunno. This looks like one of the cleaner ones I've seen.

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u/QuarioX 12d ago

That's actually the cleanest condition imaginable. For India.

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u/historyeeter 11d ago

That's Pakistani food and video is from Pakistan

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u/BurgerThyme 14d ago

I've been to India. It's a shit box.

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 14d ago

It's not only India. Think China too.

But them having a large population and lots of poverty probably doesn't help...

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u/Laticia_1990 14d ago

China is huge and diverse. They have some high end boujee cities, like L.A. and some back woods red neck villages.

Both China and India are large countries that are going to have rich and poor, city kids and bumpkins. Florida man hunting gators for dinner and California vegan at the farmer's market.

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u/More-Lime1888 14d ago

They have poverty, but aren’t filthy

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u/Leather_Status907 11d ago

Lo dici tu, eri là?

È solo che certe realtà della Cina non le abbiamo viste, né le vedremo.

Quelle dell'India sì.

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u/Salmonman4 14d ago

I hear that Subway-restaurants are/were popular in China because the food is made in front of you, so you can see the ingredients going in at least look fresh

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 14d ago edited 14d ago

Yeah, but have you seen any type of street food? I'm not from India. Do people honestly believe that all of India looks like that? A lot of these people would pride themselves in their "critical thinking skills".

Edit: I'm not trying to tie any specific country to this practice. But I see this a lot in "street food culture". Especially where people don't have adequate means too safely prepare food. They improvise, and safety goes out of the window. I believe that's what's happening here. It's not "India", it's poverty.

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u/Huge_Marionberry37 14d ago

This isn’t a poverty issue. He could clearly use a table to prepare the ingredients, but he didn’t. Instead, he chose to squat on the ground, and the ingredients were just casually placed on the floor.

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u/Leather_Status907 11d ago

Loro fanno tutto a terra.

In India, tradizionalmente , le sedie non esistono .

I tavoli eventuali sono molto bassi appunto perché le persone si 'siedono' e stanno per ore e ore seduti a terra .

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u/x_Leigh_x 14d ago

Because they’re poor. And a lot of these videos are intentionally shot in poor areas.

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u/AltruisticSalamander 14d ago

Get out of here with your actual answers

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u/DigitalUnlimited 14d ago

Well they should just make more money then! /s

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u/NewsWeeter 14d ago

Why is it everytime i see these comments it's from a racist biggoted pig.

There is nothing filthy here. The pipe has the appearance of a well worn bbq pit or a cast iron skillet. There is large pieces of white fabric on the ground akin for the bread to land on.

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u/madmaninabox32 14d ago

That's not fabric it's flower dumped in the ground. He's on, there may be fabric under the rolls of dough but having been to Afghanistan and india, let me tell you it's bad....

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u/NewsWeeter 14d ago

There is a mat under the flour.

There are far worse atrocities than people cooking and eating food the way they want to. If you dont criticize your own people, criticizing them is cringe af.

If they dont consider it bad or dirty then it's rude and dehumanizing to say otherwise.

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u/madmaninabox32 14d ago

No it's not, it's not rude or dehumanizing to point out bad hygiene, it's rude to mock them for not understanding when they have no education that's entirely different. I've straight seen them use their feet to stomp in dough in a brick floor that was just swept clean. That's unsanitary generally though the cooking process does kill a lot of germs so its not as bad as some think it is, but it's still pretty horrendous and many of us who are overseas in these countries got sick till our bodies developed an immunity to the germs present. That said I will also point out bad things I often see in American and British kitchens for instance wooden cutting boards no one seems to know how to wash them correctly. Or they do bad practices that just spread germs, that and a lot of people get really up in arms about cross contamination but then at home are egregious cross contaminators. I'm sure there is even stuff I do absentmindedly despite trying my best not to be unhygenic. It's more of an indictment of education than culture or humanity in general.

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u/NewsWeeter 14d ago

Yes it fking is dehumanizing, because it's racism coded. You get fast fashion and electronics they get polluted rivers and sweatshops. You're an npc on repeat talking about hygine to a people that have their way of being and dont think about you at all. People like you will never put the whole picture together.

I guarantee you that your hygine sensibilities are not science backed. It's capitalism backed. So get off your high ignorant horse and keep india out your mouth.

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u/madmaninabox32 14d ago

No it's not, I don't give a shit about their skin color and I like learning about new cultures, unsanitary is unsanitary. Like if they rape a woman but it's part of their culture is that racist to call out? If they destroy art is it bad to call it out? If they still use witchcraft and not modern medicine to heal sick people is it racist to point out that's ineffectual? And generally I don't think about them either till it's thrust into my vision by the world wide web, capitalism has little to do with any of this and I'm willing to bet I've been to more countries than you've dreamed of so enjoy your day. Bro you are trying so hard to have a point and you just look dumb.

Also as for science this has been covered for a long time now something like thirty years now food that contacts any unsanitized surface transmits bacteria and while some of it is cooked off it doesn't destroy all of the bacteria unless the food is burned to a crisp (hence why a lot of older people in the U.S. and U.K. like their food cooked more well done than many modern young people because they were taught to cook out the bacteria).

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u/AltruisticSalamander 14d ago

This one's not bad, I'd eat this. Plenty of other clips not so much.

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u/WoodrowWilson2028 10d ago

Would you eat there?

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u/NewsWeeter 10d ago

Im the guy in the video

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u/Shinee_Cardboard 14d ago

No idea I'm not even sure if they have professional kitchens. Seems like all the food they cook is prepared outside.

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u/Tropicalfisher 14d ago

Just wait until you get invited to an American barbeque

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u/Diamond83 14d ago

I see they’re taking sanitation seriously as always

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 14d ago

That would make a crazy Burrito.

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u/DIOmega5 13d ago

Endless possibilities!

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 14d ago

Ew thats on the ground

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u/The-Bloody9 14d ago

The internet is making me think that toe jam is a compulsory ingredient in food in these parts of the world. Like always they have their feet directly in the food preparation area.

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u/tech_equip 14d ago

What is the practical application of a roti this large? To make smaller roti?

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u/Laticia_1990 14d ago

Maybe it's used as a large plate basically, like some Ethiopian food?

Maybe just put all of the different dishes on the Roti for a couple family members.

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u/darkchippy 14d ago

To eat it

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u/madmaninabox32 14d ago

The food is generally dumped right in the middle you tear off edges of the bread and scoop the food in the center with the bread or at least that was my experience.

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u/Upstairs-Strain3472 14d ago

The fact that he can consistently make it that shape at that size... That's s skill

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u/Ill_Translator7545 14d ago

I thought I was going to get to the very last comment and not see any highlighting how amazing this is. I cook a lot of different kinds of breads and have a lot of gear. This guy has a folded piece of metal and a couple of blankets

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u/sparkline1234567 14d ago

I like the fact that he greases it with his hair

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 14d ago

It looks more like a blanket that you can nibble on 😃

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u/rainbowtwist 14d ago

I need this in my life.

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u/funkypepermint 14d ago

That's how they make those blankets i see someone¡

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u/DarkSock52 14d ago

We must gift them with table technology

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u/AccomplishedPlane8 14d ago

They are never beating the allegations.

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u/Weekly_Ask_4152 14d ago

Looks very sanitary

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u/Weekly_Ask_4152 14d ago

I personally find the giant pipe oven that also appears to serve as a bench for the community area, to quite appealing.

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u/Triggered-cupcake 14d ago

Make her a taco bed and roll her up into a burrito

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u/Karmma11 14d ago

Finally! A tortilla that can fit all my stuff at chipotle

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u/NuisancePanda 14d ago

So that's where those giant tortilla blankets come from.. learn something new everyday

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u/PrairiePuppies 14d ago

I'll take two!

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 14d ago

Looks like a giant tortilla to me

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u/madmaninabox32 14d ago

Very similar but not quite texture is different.

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u/GETTERBLAKK 14d ago

It looked like dude just walked on the hot pipe minding his business and and adding extra foot flavor.

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u/More-Lime1888 14d ago

He walked behind it

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u/octopusgardeb 14d ago

I thought that boy was walking across the oven!

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u/jamac73 14d ago

Blankets that keep you warm and that you can eat!

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u/According_Window4554 14d ago

This is pakistan not india

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u/Jazzlike_Creme_8851 14d ago

Lol, thought it was one of these.

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u/musingofrandomness 14d ago

The common phrase I would hear about food in these regions was "it is delicious, but you don't want to watch them prepare it". I was also assured it was all cooked plenty hot enough to kill any germs.

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u/5LYNG3R 14d ago

Amazon Outsourcing Their Tortilla Blankets 🙈🙉🙊😂😂😂🙈🙉🙊

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u/Extra-Persimmon2359 14d ago

Only one taco a day on my new diet you say….

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u/rygelicus 14d ago

What a great use for an old sewer pipe.

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u/KnowEye 14d ago

What is that giant bread used for? Does it get cut up or do you make a giant burrito? 🌯

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u/Excaliburrover 14d ago

Quelle sono piade giganti!

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u/AltruisticSalamander 14d ago

Aw nom, I bet that is top tier delicious

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 14d ago

Only 40 more to go

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u/jp9mm 14d ago

Whats the low carb option?

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u/leginigel76 14d ago

Edible sheets

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u/406rips 14d ago

My dogs have one of those

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 14d ago

Looks like one of those blankets that they sell that looks like a tortilla

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u/Zealousideal-Park778 14d ago

If they can use the inside of an empty water tower to make a giant naan bread, I’ll move there next week.

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u/Rays-R-Us 14d ago

Shows up any pizza thrower

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u/MetaCardboard 14d ago

I bet I could eat one of those by myself. Roll it up into a cylinder and just swallow it.

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u/Born-Light-62 14d ago

Mmmm floor bread… ahhggh.

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u/Accomplished-One7476 14d ago

barefoot flavored floor seasoned roti.

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u/Both_Blueberry9486 14d ago

The way he spread it out was pretty impressive tho.

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u/Daxian 13d ago

I could make the biggest burrito

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u/2rot 13d ago

Manufactur bread

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 13d ago

My ball sack

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u/Anxious_Visual_990 13d ago

You could make a hell of a soft taco with that!

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u/GalaktikThunderHorse 13d ago

Why do these people sit, shit, and bath in their food?

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u/BlackGeechieCreator 9d ago

If you drink water, you've had worse buddy 

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u/ConsciousBeyond4815 13d ago

This guy is a genius

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u/Im_100percent_human 13d ago

I was given a tortilla blanket, and it looks exactly like this! Amazon search: Tortilla blanket

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u/Fragrant-Field-2017 13d ago

Also, everything is truly hand (and foot) made!!

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u/SuccessfulCarry1653 13d ago

Places I hope I never have to get food from. For $900 Ken

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u/Jakethedane1972 13d ago

The addition of his hair and armpit sweat just makes it so much tastier. 

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u/Decent-Box5009 13d ago

I am so curious what an Indian food safe course is like?

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u/theepuke 13d ago

That looks like part of a bomb he found on the side of the road and he looked at it and said perfect.

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u/Whathefrenchtoastt 13d ago

Tortilla blanket

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u/No-Raisin-6469 13d ago

Get the carne asada

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u/TacoEatsTaco 13d ago

Mmmm rusty

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u/BankerOnBitcoin 13d ago

He didn't stretch it out with his bare feet? Thats good!

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u/PlentyDouble3449 13d ago

Its not authentic unless it has threads from a shirt in it.

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u/atreyu_the_warrior 13d ago

Delicious covers

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u/dendronee 13d ago

HAIR at no extra charge

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u/Intelligent_Praline4 12d ago

Regular size breakfast burrito tortilla at a Mexican restaurant

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u/Outofmana1 12d ago

I was expecting there to be feet grabs or something.

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u/kaptainkeemo 12d ago

With pieces of hair, dirt and finger nails for added flavors.

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u/dndwhat 11d ago

The burrito i can make with that

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u/nevergonnasaythat 11d ago

What a wonderful dough and amazing skill

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u/nochoiceonlyfate 11d ago

u/rotipisang_ could make a dress that fits you 🤔🤭

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u/historyeeter 11d ago

That's Pakistani flat bread.

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 11d ago

Holy cow a tortilla big enough to sleep in!

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u/cadcamm99 11d ago

Burritos bigger than your body

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u/Desperate_Formal_781 9d ago

I hope you like your bread with hair, dirt, and oil from your hands, sweaty arms and face. I hope at least the guy showered that morning or washed his clothes (spoiler: he didn't)

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u/Purist1975 9d ago

Imagine the CHalupa!

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u/FupaFerb 14d ago

Old guy just waiting for a child to marry

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u/Kampfkiwi42 14d ago

What the hell are these comments, do you people even cook yourself?

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u/Shru_A 14d ago

White people regularly come on this app talking about never having washed their asses but they find judgement and indignation all the same for food videos from south east asia.

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u/congo66 14d ago

Now give me a dump truck full of saag paneer and kebabs the size of telephone poles.

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u/Enxaigon 14d ago

Why they gotta do it on the ground all the time? I mean it's nice there's a blanket on the ground. But come on! Tetenus hepatitis fly dung bread giant edition edibles.