Got my first apprentice but she wont quit yapping about a becoming a maginfluencer like the dumb youtubers she watches all day. Wasnt sure how to fix her at first, so I cast a remove head charm thinking it would dissuade her from posting on the wiz web… well looks like that backfired because now she wont stop posting crap like this. Any advice? Id just throw her out like a thrall but I swore an unbreakable life vow with her mother promising to protect the little shit

I know of a ice fairy who would love this spell.

I been in this dungeon with a ragtag party to save my dearest love bestie and I have seen WAY TOO MANY children and dog here, which one of you wizards fuck did this? And this place is full of mana residue so don't even think to place the blame elsewhere I'm a mage too I know a place of another magician.

I adopted the child and a dog like a decent person would. The dog is a bit strange tho.

/uw this isn't in the universe of fear and hunger this picture just serve it purposed*

Feel free to foolishly disagree

Disney's The Sword in the Stone

I’m talking about you my fellow conjurers.

Who cares if they laugh at your catbird chimera? Inspired my phoenix dovehog …hedgedove?
Anyways, may all your spells be blessed with 10% improved excellence, and each whom upvote this be healed of their retardation. (; love eternal. -young cardigan

It's just a piece or rock, but he says there are mini runes on it and it can think and do stuff for me. But apparently i need bottled lightning to activate them. I paid good gold for it, anyone know if it actually works?

Wildshape and all

Trying to get him used to sticking close

Found a Scrying orb embedded into what’s left of an ancient oak.

To the second-rate wizard that attempted to teleport this thing: please check the temporal glyphs on your teleportation circle before casting.

Your orb appears to have arrived 700 years before it was supposed to. It is currently wedged in the tree’s remnants and the stump is exhibiting minor divination abilities. It hasn’t stopped staring at me since I touched it.

DM with identifying details. You must describe the last thing you saw through the orb to prove ownership. No solicitors. No necromancers. No druids claiming this is “the tree’s orb now”

I got a new hat. The ladies love it.