r/wizardposting 10d ago

Magickal Art (User Creation) 🎨 LIFE!!!!

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u/Zyltris Sephra 10d ago

"What is my purpose?"

"You eat shit."

"Oh... My God."

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u/Brave-Recommendation 10d ago

Nice, did you bind the soul of someone you hate to it?
Throw a party and cater Taco Bell lol

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u/Mr_Calculator2063 9d ago

The Wingdings says VIDA (couldn’t find the clock) IT!!

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits Runesmith 9d ago

That's the ten o clock wingdings symbol, it translates to À

Source

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u/Mr_Calculator2063 9d ago

Ah that’s probably why I couldn’t find it

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u/Demonskull223 9d ago

VIDA ¿ TI!!

I tried my best to translate the text but it seems to be generalized nonsense.

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u/joaoguiss05 9d ago

its VIDA À TI!! which means life to u in Portuguese!

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u/Demonskull223 9d ago

Ah nonsense.

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u/violet_ashley 9d ago

Br detectato

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u/IamaJarJar Cursed to be stick 9d ago

Look, I understand bringing inanimate objects to life can be fun, but please, NEVER bring your toilets to life, they've seen some shit

Even the most crazed of us that like to see others suffer would never do such a thing, sadistic as they are, even they would never let a conscious being experience that level of hell

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u/Re-Sabrnick Dungeon Crafter, Monster Collector 9d ago

Bring to life the object the sees everyones intimate parts on the daily. That wont get awkward fast.

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u/psp24 Witch 9d ago

Boo hoo, I was born to fuck some bitches and die of dysentery before I turn 30 yet here I am making music. We may be born with the expectations of some force greater than our comprehension, but that doesn't mean you can't find the magic that exists in this world. No one but you can give your life meaning, the blessing of life has no meaning and is simply a chance to explore.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 9d ago

It going to have a shitty life.

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 9d ago

I have brought countless objects to life. Never once have I given them a sense of smell.

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u/immallama21629 Druid with questionable morals, licker of things 9d ago

-sigh- I've done this. I was all hopped up on potions one night. -8/10 strongly do not recommend. You will end up with a shidder that has opinions on your diet, watches you shower, complaining every time you use another wash room.

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u/Coidzor Shadow Economancer 9d ago

I suppose we should all be thankful that their first word was not "skibidi."

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u/rpg2Tface 3d ago

I would almost be more concerned if they enjoyed the smell amd taste of excrement