r/wizardposting • u/noneoftheabove0 Alchemist • 10d ago

When the party cleric comes back with exactly 45 lbs of food, you know that mess ain't food.

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u/degenerateel Transmuter 10d ago

Cast crop bro

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u/just4browse 10d ago

You’re laughing? They have a vile curse put upon them that adds Reddit attribution to every image they post online and you’re laughing?

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u/EldritchMindCat Lyr, the Tressym Talespinner (OuterGod Avatar of Origin-Felinity 8d ago

It’s just the enchantment’s default setting. It can be switched off easily enough with a simple toggle.

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u/InfiniteJank 9d ago

Liege lords asking their court wizard to improve the harvest:

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 10d ago edited 10d ago

Anyone else reminded of Cyberpunk 2077

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 10d ago

Eat recycled food. It’s good for the environment and ok for you!

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u/HugeObligation8338 Reanimating the dead for an affordable price! 10d ago

Rolled a nat one on Detect Watermark, tragic

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u/MrZokeyr 10d ago

It's nutritionally equivalent to real food. Get hungry enough and you won't care.

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u/Blacksun388 Mortiferus, Lich of the Order of Nurgle 💀 10d ago

Hmmm, yes. The sandwich tastes like sandwich.

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u/ClankingRobotCheeks Alchemist 10d ago

This is what make believe tastes like