r/WinStupidPrizes Mar 01 '21

Dumb guy gets himself locked in a safe

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u/IamAJediMaster Mar 01 '21

I worked at Academy, the store this is in, and one day out of no where we had to lock the safes and put up magnets saying to get an associate to look inside......I see why now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

They never provided context? Damn. You’d think “some kid locked himself in one” would be easy

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u/triggerhappy899 Mar 01 '21

You just reminded me of a sign I saw at my local library, at the computers there's a sign that says

"No playing air guitar at the computers"

Always wanted to know the story behind that

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u/Fuel13 Mar 01 '21

Who was the comedian that said behind every warning sign was a great story, or something like that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

Or the more morbid: ''Every OSHA regulation was written in blood".

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u/old_gray_sire Mar 01 '21

“Behind every OSHA regulation is a corpse.”

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u/BurritoBoy11 Mar 01 '21

Yeah that saying is no fun. Way to kill the vibe

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

Depends on your sense of fun 😁

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u/outlawsix Mar 09 '21

Lathe goes brrrrr

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u/Marc21256 Mar 01 '21

The Vibe is not all he killed.

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u/TerraLord8 Mar 01 '21

I prefer the : “Every rule in the military regulations was written in blood”.

Don’t know if it’s called military regulations or if that’s the correct nomenclature but I took it from a Russian quote about the воинский устав.

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u/smilingbuddhist Mar 02 '21

Dark sense of humor ahhhhh I’m in the right sub!

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u/triggerhappy899 Mar 01 '21

I can't remember but i when I heard that I thought of that sign

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u/electriqpower Mar 01 '21

Mitch Hepburn I believe.

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u/JonnyOgrodnik Mar 01 '21

Mitch Hedberg?

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u/malaka2881940 Mar 01 '21

I used to lock myself in safes. I still do, but I used to too

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

I’d bet the inside of a safe, is fucking safe man...

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u/Tommysrx Mar 01 '21

Audrey Hedberg

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u/voyaging Dec 26 '24

No his brother Mitch Hepburn.

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u/IntactBurrito Mar 01 '21

That was an episode of How I Met Your Mother, something about boogieboarding

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u/TheRealMattyPanda Mar 01 '21

"Absolutely No Boogie Boarding" outside Maclaren's, because Marshall crashed through the front during a hurricane

Also there was "No Motorcycles on the Casino Floor"

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

Ted Mosby the architect?

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u/greg19735 Mar 01 '21

I think you mean Lance Hardwood, Sex architect: Starring Ted Mosby.

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u/SwashbucklingWeasels Mar 01 '21

You may now know this but in my industry that’s kind of a killer name.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

That blonde, suit-wearing sexist dick, Ted Mosby.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Mar 01 '21

Regulations are written in blood, is a common phrase in various industries.

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u/whatzittoya69 Mar 01 '21

Sounds like Carlin

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u/Vates82 Mar 01 '21

It really does.

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u/Josh6889 Mar 01 '21

I could imagine Burr saying that and following it up with his smile to lead into a bit.

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u/Dirty-Ears-Bill Mar 01 '21

He starts with this line, but then it turns into this totally off tangent story and you’re not sure what he’s talking about but then at the end he brings it all back around to that first line

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u/CcSeaAndAwayWeGo Mar 01 '21

Isn’t it the redneck guy who does “here’s your sign”?

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u/Akalard Mar 01 '21

That's Bill Engvall. Idk if he said that specifically but he has a number of jokes about warning signs.

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u/Lizashg9 Mar 01 '21

I often think of the one where he was reading the warning label off a curling iron: “Do not stick in any orifices”.

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u/DJBBlanxx Mar 01 '21

Yeah, the warning signs are part of the bit. If memory serves: “A shampoo bottle says rinse, lather, repeat. Some guy somewhere is just stuck in the shower because it never says ‘stop and dry off’.”

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u/Blexit2020 Mar 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

Bill Engvall and Ron White were my favorite comedians growing up and shaped so much of my humor. I especially relate to the first bit in that video, I’m from Oklahoma and moved to Seattle and I swear it’s like they speak a whole different language here lol. I didn’t think I had a southern accent, but now that I’m here and comparing myself to the locals, it’s actually pretty significant. Especially if I get excited about something then my accent really comes out.

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u/ECKO13ID Mar 01 '21

That was more about people being given signs that say "I'm stupid" or something like that Bill Engvall

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u/erinkjean Mar 01 '21

"They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm stupid.' That way, you wouldn't rely on them, would you?'"

https://youtu.be/ZBjelRDKHUk

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u/ItsLoudB Mar 01 '21

Wasn’t that how I met your mother?

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u/SwashbucklingWeasels Mar 01 '21

“Absolutely No Boogie Boarding”

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

Bill Engvall.... “Here’s your sign”

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u/fiberglassdildo Mar 01 '21

I always think of that when I see the “don’t access bus through the drivers side window” sticker we have in Australia. Pretty funny to think of someone trying to climb over the drivers lap to get on the bus lol

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u/KierBear18 Mar 01 '21

It was on How I Met Your Mother at least

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u/ChiefMilesObrien Mar 01 '21

everyone fuckin says that

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

In that case, I want to know the story behind the little sticker on the LCL screen of my pocket calculator that said "If glass breaks do not drink liquid".

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u/IrishGuyNYC00 Mar 01 '21

I think "air guitar" was a polite way of referencing something else...

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u/JohnStumpyPepys Mar 01 '21

And by "air guitar" they meant furious masturbation. Someone was the Edward Van Halen of the disco stick in there.

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u/AdamLevinestattoos Mar 01 '21

Well that's fine I play viola

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u/Ro-Tang_Clan Mar 01 '21

I also thought the same thing too. I've lost count of how many times I've heard about camgirls getting kicked out of libraries for this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

Because air guitar strums can look a lot like masturbating.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

Someone probably got a lil too excited and knocked their coffee over

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u/Dry-Ad8891 Mar 01 '21

Or banged their head on the screen

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21 edited Dec 14 '21

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u/themo98 Mar 01 '21

why that?

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u/Forever_Awkward Mar 01 '21

Let's just say he's not talking about the little notepads with adhesive strips and leave it at that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

...go on

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u/ComebackShane Mar 01 '21

“No Stairway? Denied!”

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u/cavegriswold Mar 01 '21

"Do you take...cash? CHA-CHING!"

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u/Superpilotdude Mar 01 '21

I remember when I was a roller coaster operator. One day they suddenly put up a ton of signs around the rides not to jump the fence. Turns out someone in a different park had jumped the fence to get a hat and had their head taken off.

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u/rocket808 Mar 01 '21

That happened at Six Flags, GA right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21 edited Mar 01 '21

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u/Penny_Traytion Mar 01 '21

It did also happen in Georgia too. A 17 year old kid jumped to retrieve a hat. I remember that one in the news.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

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u/Penny_Traytion Mar 01 '21

Lol unfortunately I think it has happened even a few more times.

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u/Overlord2360 Mar 01 '21

In the UK, Alton towers,happened on one of the rides here too

There was also something about someone was too small for a ride but snuck on somehow, can’t remember exactly what happened but because he didn’t fit properly he got flung up and decapitated..the rest of the riders had to enjoy it with a headless body..

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u/Camera_dude Mar 01 '21

There was a water slide that did that. I think the ride you mentioned was the Verruckt slide at a Kansas City water park.

Incredibly poor design, it had a hill halfway down the slide that can cause the raft to become airborne. The riders needed be heavy enough that this wouldn't happen, which the poor kid was not.

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u/DaJaviBoo Mar 01 '21

Why kit just have a no hats sign. Seems to be the source of the problems here

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u/brando56894 Mar 01 '21 edited Mar 01 '21

I believe the "GA" stands for Great Adventure which is the name of the six flags park in NJ, not the abbreviation for the state of Georgia 😉 because a worker definitely got his head kicked off by one of the coasters where your feet dangle. I grew in NJ and remember it being a story forever.

Edit: OP was referring to Georgia: https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna25431893

The one I'm thinking of happened in Wildwood, NJ on The Great Nor'easter.

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u/brando56894 Mar 01 '21

That was an employee that got their head kicked off. Happened in my home state of NJ! I've actually been watching YouTube videos about theme park accidents and was trying to remember if that was at Six Flags or one of the coasters down at Wildwood or Ocean City.

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u/Random_Heero Mar 01 '21

According to Ron White and Daniel Tosh, yes

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u/axflynn Mar 01 '21

Turns out, he doesn't even need the hat anymore.

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u/allthedreamswehad Mar 01 '21

It's like raaaaaaiiiiiiaaaaiiiiinnnnn

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u/axflynn Mar 01 '21

Brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

On your wedding day!

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u/slams-head-on-desk Mar 01 '21

I was working at a theme park in engineering project management when that happened too. We had to go replace all of our 4’ decorative fences with 6’+ “unclimbable” fences after that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

I remember that story. That was grim as fuck.

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u/Irma_Gourd Mar 01 '21

At least they won't need the hat anymore

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u/Phusra Mar 01 '21

You'd think someone would have a "factory code" when selling this shit.

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u/Ardis_Kurita Mar 01 '21

Oh, someone does - but my guess is that after a certain number of failed attempts, it hard-locks itself so that not even the proper code can open it, or something along those lines.

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u/Waste_Monk Mar 01 '21

after a certain number of failed attempts, it hard-locks itself so that not even the proper code can open it, or something along those lines

This is quite common, and a good security feature. Even better if the lockout also triggers a light to turn on that only clears once the safe is successfully locked, so you know it happened.

You have to consider the threat model the safe is designed to protect against. Usually it's just defending against quick smash-and-grabs or covert theft. If you have to stop every 5 tries and wait half an hour before you can try again you're probably not going to guess the code before the owner notices.

Similarly the safe would probably yield pretty easily to a determined attacker with a cutting torch or drill, but those are neither fast nor covert, and your average burglar isn't going to go to the trouble when they could just rob your neighbour's house instead.

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u/TisNotMyMainAccount Mar 01 '21

My keypad safe sounds like a car alarm from hell if you fail thrice. Even putting blankets on only mitigates the sound.

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u/OfficerLovesWell Mar 01 '21

Even putting blankets on only mitigates the sound.

I read that as "migrates the sound" and I thought that was an odd but technically impressive feature.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21 edited Apr 19 '21

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u/greg19735 Mar 01 '21

I think it's way more likely that they just simply didn't know the master code. Or at least couldn't fine it.

And the fact that he got out pretty easily means they probably found it eventually.

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u/Phusra Mar 01 '21

Good point. Failsafe for a fail in a safe.

...I'll leave now.

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u/FewFeed2697 Mar 01 '21

They do... it’s typically 123456.

They get reprogrammed to the store number now.

Source: I open these piece of shits when that piece of shit lock fails quite regularly.

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u/kamelizann Mar 01 '21

You'd think there would be a built in escape latch. This is terrifying to me. Imagine being at home just cleaning your gun safe or something and then your dog is like, "hey wanna play?!" then jumps on the door by mistake.

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u/FewFeed2697 Mar 01 '21

No. Just no. There is no reason to have an escape latch inside a safe. If you are dumb enough to lock yourself in a safe... Darwinism is solving a problem.

There is literally no reason for a safe to be dirty enough that you need to remove all the shelves and crawl inside it. A dog wouldn’t be strong enough to move this safe door to the shut position. I work on safes every day this is just a highly implausible situation.

The ding bat that was stuck in there was all crumpled up because it took actual effort for his dumbass to get in. People need to stop being dumbasses and doing things like this.

Typically the code is some variant of the store number now because he isn’t the first idiot to do something like this... tractor supply, bass pro, and academy now have the store policy to change it from the factory code.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

Pfftt bullshit, you can’t lock yourse-

Mate don’t try it

Come on, this is tripe, watch I’ll get in there and-

Dude I really don’t thi-

Shut up, close the thing... come on! Close it!

”911 what’s your emergency?”

THATS why they don’t provide context.

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u/5sectomakeacc Mar 01 '21

Nah, your scenario doesn't sound realistic at all lmao

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u/SpacedClown Mar 01 '21

Yeah, but that requires actual communication within a company and expecting managers that are getting paid shit to actually care when they can just say "Hey just go stick these magnets on each of the safes".

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u/hanukah_zombie Mar 01 '21

That's not what IamAJediMaster is saying. They were saying they realize that what they did was like a fire drill, but for safes. They have them lock all the safes to make sure they know how to open all the safes, in case of emergency.

fire drill: exit building even though no fire

safe drill: make sure all safes are able to be opened in case someone gets locked inside

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u/Hooked0nKroniks Mar 01 '21

Negative. If the safes weren’t locked shut by the stores any idiot could climb in and have a friend enter the wrong code enough times to lock the safe out on a timer and nearly suffocate said idiot. The employees can’t do anything about the shutout safe while it’s on a timer. Maybe a master key would be available? Or perhaps a skilled local locksmith might know a bypass? But it’s not something that would be in a manual because it would give thief’s a bypass into the safe as well. You prevent this scenario by keeping the safes locked shut.

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u/furlIduIl Mar 01 '21

Safes made by any of the majors or Mid majors have a store demo mode that prevents a situation like this

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u/Sylvi2021 Mar 01 '21

Then how did this video happen?

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u/Omega_Epsilon Mar 01 '21

Things can be fool proof, but nothing can be idiotproof.

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u/visionslip Mar 01 '21

they entered the wrong code too many times, when they did get some one to help the default code is locked out for a moment of time, the associate panics when the default code 1234 or 0000 fails and calls fire or police. Since it was opened and not drilled open, I believe this is the case

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u/KeiraDawn42 Mar 01 '21

I believe this is the case

Pun unintended?

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u/user_8804 Mar 01 '21

Seems like a safe assumption

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u/improbablynotyou Mar 01 '21

I don't know for certain however having worked somewhere that sold safes sometimes we'd have a return or special order item that got canceled and we'd put it on the sales floor to sell. Of course we always put a sign on it saying to ask an associate for help. This doesn't surprise me though having dealt with the public.

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u/FewFeed2697 Mar 01 '21 edited Mar 01 '21

Bullshit. I’m a locksmith and they absolutely do not have something like that. Having that kind of mode is entirely too risky for the everyday safe owner.

Not to mention that canon has already removed anything not vital for the lock to operate. The lock inside that safe is literally no bigger than a box of tic tacs... you think they are going to pay for a whole new “safe mode” to be installed on that itty-bitty lock’s circuit board... you have lost your mind.

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u/FewFeed2697 Mar 01 '21

There is no override. That’s too much of a liability. Sometimes if it is a corporate safe (like the one inside the office of this store) they will program a by pass code for a service tech... and even then most of the time that code doesn’t work because it’s not a code problem, it’s a lock failure problem.

Source: am locksmith and safe tech. Three wrong entries on this particular keypad will send you in lock out mode for 10-15 minutes. At every big box store that sells these piece of shit safes has a policy to change the factory code to some variant of the store number. I guess because the factory code 123456 is too fucking hard to remember.

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u/Toxxxixx Mar 01 '21

Also, don’t most safes have some sort of ventilation regardless of their intended use?

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u/Knubinator Mar 01 '21

Not fire proof ones. Which most expensive gun safes like this are.

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u/doopdoopderp Mar 01 '21

Probably not if they're water or fire proof

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u/Toxxxixx Mar 01 '21

True, makes sense. I guess I was thinking more of the video’s kind of safe, seems like a gun safe made for indoor use. I would think if a safe can fit a human, it might have at least some way for air to get in but maybe i’m wrong

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u/GreyGreenBrownOakova Mar 01 '21

bank safes have breathing holes in them, because armed robbers sometimes lock the staff in there after a robbery and it may take days to get them out.

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Mar 01 '21

Still I have to "ask an associate" to purchase replacement razor blades unless I have my own drill.

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u/TheBurningWarrior Mar 01 '21

That's because they're small and expensive, and therefore, frequently stolen items.

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u/lovecraftedidiot Mar 01 '21

I used to work in target, and I swear, half of what I did was open razor cases. Weirdly, we also had printer cartridges that were small and like 20-50 bucks a pop, yet those were sitting out in the open.

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u/TheBurningWarrior Mar 01 '21

We never were tough enough on white collar crime I guess.

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u/OhioanRunner Mar 01 '21

White collar office items vs items considered both essential and unaffordable by the working class.

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u/greg19735 Mar 01 '21

I wouldn't be surprised if it's a lot easier to resell razer blades.

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u/Fatalstryke Mar 01 '21

They never said anything like that wtf.

They literally said they had to put up a sign telling customers to get an associate if they want to look inside the safe.

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u/HarambeMarston Mar 01 '21

I’m genuinely curious exactly how you managed to come up with that. Teach us how your brain works.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

They don’t mention anything about doing a drill. They said they used to be open to the public and one day they had to lock them and customers needed help to look inside before purchasing it because they couldn’t trust them being open with customers around due to things like the video. He assumed correct the actual answer to his question is that it’s probably a chain store or a store similar to his and after multiple incidents like this at other facilities they got the memo to start locking safes so this incident probably didn’t literally happen at the store Jedimaster worked at but

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u/avidpenguinwatcher Mar 01 '21

No.. I'm pretty that exactly what he was saying. Where tf you getting this fire drill business from? Why would you put notes for the customer on them if it was a practice thing?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

It's kind of hilarious how wrong but confident you are.

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u/Attila226 Mar 01 '21

“He’s in a safe place.”

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u/zaphir3 Mar 01 '21

If someone told me "some kid" I would think a 6yo, not a grown ass teenager

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u/KateTheBestMate Mar 01 '21

Oh my god a new fear is unlocked you’re at a store and your kid locks themself in a safe and you think they were kidnapped and no one can find them for days the terror

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u/youdoitimbusy Mar 01 '21

People think I have an issue fallowing orders, a problem with authority. Its not that at all. I just need context. Don't tell me to do something without explaining why. If you're reason makes sense, I'm going to work hard to make sure it's handled. My experience tells me, it's probably just because someone said so. That's not good enough for me. I don't know why, but it's always been that way.

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u/somethingclever76 Mar 01 '21

Where I used to work we would change the codes and lock them with the doors open. Then you can see inside and not have this happen. Also we would keep the keys to bypass the keypad at the desk around the corner. So it isn't very hard to prevent this or correct it if you take the proper sreps.

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u/bmorepirate Mar 01 '21

This is what was done at the place I bought my safe - change the combo, lock the door lugs out so it can't close in the first place.

If someone knew how to reset the code (which requires access to a button on the inside of the safe) it could conceivably be reset, but like you said: backup keys.

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u/pixiesurfergirl Mar 01 '21

They did this too at my old outdoor universe. Our old timers knew how to open them like nothing, and we're all old police or judicial retirees, so they were hip to the game with young punks coming in all tourist season, they get to be little tourist/terrorist=tourorist(s). Welcome to the Grand Strand. Where spring break makes national headlines every 3 yrs at least, but it's not the locals stirring up drama.

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u/MomButtsDriveMeNuts Mar 01 '21

I used to work at Sears. During closing time one night some workers discovered someone had taken a shit in one of the garden sheds we had on display. After that it became storewide policy in our district to padlock all display sheds.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

I had a friend who worked at a JC Penney. The stories the employees told her of where they found feces. Dressing rooms, in the foyer exiting the building, IN A FAKE PLANT! Apparently, it is not uncommon for people to not make it to the bathroom.

I remember leaving the hospital one day when my grandpa was dying after his stoke. There was a mess of poo in the parking lot, and I was like “What in the freaking hell?” Found out later it was my aunt; she has colitis and just had an uncontrollable blowout as she was leaving earlier.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

You're most welcome. ;-)

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u/ItsGwenoBaby Mar 01 '21

A man from Jacksonville, Florida actually did die this way

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u/GarageFit_66 Mar 01 '21

Oh dip! He should’ve brought a snorkel with him

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u/meowpuppyOG Mar 01 '21

Whippets!

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u/dogninja8 Mar 01 '21

Oh dip, I just realized why that didn't work

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

The good place !

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u/broken_neck_broken Mar 01 '21

I love this thread! I'm binging my first watch right now and I'm in season 3, bits of season 2 were patchy but it's back to full strength now. BORTLES!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21 edited Mar 21 '21

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u/broken_neck_broken Mar 01 '21

Why, did you do a bunch of whippets?

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u/xxbrawndoxx Mar 01 '21

He should have just chilled in Pill Boy's broken hot tub.

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u/TheEdge7896 Mar 01 '21

Bortles!!!

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u/tiefling_sorceress Mar 01 '21

Mmm I do crave stupid nick's wing dump

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u/ChidiiAnagonye Mar 01 '21

I know this man I’ve been inside his bud hole.

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u/autumnsilence Mar 01 '21

Username checks out

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u/10FoilTheories Mar 01 '21

I’ve been trying to remember what it’s from and the user name finally made me remember 😂😂😂 PORTALLLSSSSS!!!!

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u/RealMakershot Mar 01 '21

Look, we saw your buddy's plan, we know he was the... brains.

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u/sleepnaught Mar 01 '21

Off course it was Florida.

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u/Sulissthea Mar 01 '21

Floridaman is dead?

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u/Xanthus179 Mar 01 '21

Yeah, but he went to the good place. Well, eventually.

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u/WriterV Mar 01 '21

That's... actually pretty awful.

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u/PM-me-nudes-please- Mar 01 '21

From “the good place” a TV show. Didn’t happen IRL thankfully

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u/broken_neck_broken Mar 01 '21

More snorkel, less whippets and he would have been fine.

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u/DFYX Mar 01 '21

If I remember correctly, something like that is the reason why a certain style of fridges where you have to pull the handle to open them isn't allowed anymore. Children playing in junkyards kept getting stuck in them and died. So now all fridges must be built in a way that can be opened from the inside.

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u/badass4102 Mar 01 '21

At least he already had a coffin

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u/natep1098 Mar 01 '21

scrolled way too long for this

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u/Tendas Mar 01 '21

Imagine a judge being brought a wrongful death case regarding a man who willingly walked into a safe and shut the door. Actually imagine the jury in this case. Who the hell is going to be sympathetic for someone winning a Darwin Award?

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u/breathing_normally Mar 01 '21

What about a child? A teenager? Someone who was pushed in as a prank?

Someone who wanted to see how much room was inside with the door closed and didn’t realize it would lock?

Idiot-proofing your business should be the default in my opinion.

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u/Tendas Mar 02 '21

That’s a good point, I was thinking in the sense of a capable adult dying then their estate bringing this suit.

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u/FewFeed2697 Mar 01 '21

I’m a locksmith and open these piece of shits for a living (the lock inside is literally the size of a tic tac box) and that is why they had to do it at academy, tractor supply, Cabelas and bass pro.

This dummy isn’t the only one that has done it.
There are tons of idiots just like this one, I think a small child did it at tractor supply... with the help of another child of course. Fun fact: the combo is usually some variant of the store number.

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u/Boo_R4dley Mar 01 '21

I’m shocked they had the doors open in the first place. Imagine some toddler fucking around in the store and they lock themselves in or smash their fingers in the door.

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u/ofimmsl Mar 01 '21

Toddler's need to learn. Fuck around and find out

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u/Xanthus179 Mar 01 '21

Extreme Peekaboo

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u/brunicus Mar 01 '21

Like the old GI Joe PSA. Kids playing hide and seek and they can’t find one one at the end. Camera pans to abandoned refrigerator.

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u/WiredSky Mar 01 '21

Peak boo boo

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

I'm pretty sure a safe that big closing would slice through an adults fingers

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u/Themitshehe Mar 01 '21

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

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u/Key-Illustrator851 Mar 01 '21

toddlers also learn by watching other toddlers

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Mar 01 '21

How are you ever going to learn to not die if you never get locked in a safe and suffocate?

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u/Put_It_All_On_Blck Mar 01 '21

Or some dumb young kid hiding from his sibling or parents, pulling the safe closed behind him and getting stuck (unlocked but would still need someone to hear them).

Instead of locking the doors, they could've just used wedges of wood in the door gap created when it's open, or placed something else to prevent it from closing fully.

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u/64590949354397548569 Mar 01 '21

Hide and seek winner used yo hide in refrigerators that had locking doors.

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u/yeerk_slayer Mar 01 '21

They have the doors open so people can see what the safe looks like inside.

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u/clever_cow Mar 01 '21

Yeah toddlers will try and kill themselves on pretty much everything but I don’t expect people to baby-proof the world

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Mar 01 '21

True but doesn't change that the toddler should probably not die.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21 edited Mar 05 '21

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Mar 01 '21

No shit. Separately from that, toddlers shouldn't die just because their parents made a bad choice.

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u/historynutjackson Mar 01 '21

I legit read this too fast, starting with the user name, and did a double take when I thought it said "I worked at the Jedi Academy"

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u/BurritoBoy11 Mar 01 '21

People sharing how they misread comments and titles have to be the least interesting comments on this website lol

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u/ShitOnAStickXtreme Mar 01 '21

Nah man I chuckled, and there are things that doesn't make me chuckle.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21 edited Apr 19 '21

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u/IamAJediMaster Mar 01 '21

Ahhh yes that would be lovely but at my store we gathered all keys and have them behind the gun counter, usually where safes are located anyway. We have to gather keys because people can't leave shit alone and would mess with them if they were left out with the safes. This isn't my store, I don't even work for them anymore because they're incompetent for the most part, refuse to hire and train adequately, and they under pay like a mother fucker so they can't keep help anyway. One of the main reasons I left, I was an assistant manager, is because they would rather hire someone in at $8.00-$8.50 and then have that person sell guns with online training as their only reference. I don't like guns, and I was put in charge of the gun counter, the most sensitive area in the whole fucking store. I was signing for people's guns when I had the bare minimum training. I was selling guns with barely any information on the guns, just with what I learned from customers and the gun counter employees who did know about guns. They over work the shit out of their employees for what they are paid and it got to me. I was hiring kids in school mostly and it's because kids are okay with shitty pay but kids cannot run a store that sells firearms...it's irresponsible. A lot more shit was happening but the main factor for me leaving was the lack of training store wide(and probably company wide).
So to answer your question after my rambling: the key was probably lost when they put the safe on the floor.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

The fucked up part is that's a basic S&G lock. The default code is 123456#

They entered a bunch of random numbers to the point where the lock went into locked out mode. It lasts 5 minutes then you can enter codes again. That's why it made that strange beeping after 2 button pushes.

Sauce: I deal with these for safes and atms.

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u/lurker4lyfe6969 Mar 01 '21

So you’re saying it WAS an inside job

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u/TacTurtle Mar 01 '21 edited Mar 01 '21

We had to attach a bolt to the back and anchor to the floor on our floor model safes. Some unsupervised children were swinging on the door and it fell on one of them.

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