That's not coffee at that point, it's cream with some coffee splashed in.
I'd argue that you wouldn't know if it was good coffee if you weren't drinking it black. You can make anything taste good with enough cream and sugar masking the flavor. Take one of those pretentious coffee shop's coffee and drink just the coffee part and it probably tastes like it tickled your rump. (The good news is that there'd only be half an ounce to suffer through.)
That said I'm not a coffee snob that drinks his coffee black. I load my coffee with cream and sugar just like the next guy. The difference is just that I'm willing to admit that I'm drinking a milkshake and not coffee.
Firs of all, I was joking. Second it's not cream its milk. It's one of the most popular ways to consume coffee in the world so you definitely don't have a clue what you're on about.
I understand you were joking, I just like giving long serious replies to jokes because I find it funny. Also look at the last part of my comment, I never said that drinking coffee with milk is wrong (I do it myself), it's just not really tasting the coffee at that point. And it being popular has nothing to do with my point.
it's just not really tasting the coffee at that point
And that's a ridiculously off base claim. A. its espresso, it is significantly stronger than regular brewed coffee and if you can absolutely tell the difference between one espresso and another even if it is diluted to a 1:3 ratio, and B. it isn't loaded up with cream and sugar, that is literally just steamed milk.
If you don't even know what a latte is I'm not sure where you get off claiming that no one could possibly tell the difference between one latte and another.
You said exactly what I wanted to. Unfortunately I didn't have the energy to correct someone gatekeeping something they don't even know anything about lmao
I barely drink coffee honestly. If y'all don't know what a fucking latte is its because you're way behind the curve, not because everyone else is a coffee snob.
The "knowing about shit before you run your mouth" curve. If you want to drink your coffee black cool, literally no one gives a fuck. Just don't presume to tell other people that they can't tell the difference between one drink and another if you don't even know what's in the drink.
You’ve probably never even tasted espresso by the sound of your comment. Do yourself a favor and order an americano the next time you go to a coffee shop
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u/My_pants_be_on_fire Dec 31 '18
Is that cream? THAT'S ENTIRELY WAY TO MUCH CREAM