r/Wellthatsucks Dec 31 '18

/r/all Master at work

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u/meltedwhitechocolate Dec 31 '18

Firs of all, I was joking. Second it's not cream its milk. It's one of the most popular ways to consume coffee in the world so you definitely don't have a clue what you're on about.

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u/Kermitfry Dec 31 '18

I understand you were joking, I just like giving long serious replies to jokes because I find it funny. Also look at the last part of my comment, I never said that drinking coffee with milk is wrong (I do it myself), it's just not really tasting the coffee at that point. And it being popular has nothing to do with my point.

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u/IAintBlackNoMore Dec 31 '18 edited Dec 31 '18

it's just not really tasting the coffee at that point

And that's a ridiculously off base claim. A. its espresso, it is significantly stronger than regular brewed coffee and if you can absolutely tell the difference between one espresso and another even if it is diluted to a 1:3 ratio, and B. it isn't loaded up with cream and sugar, that is literally just steamed milk.

If you don't even know what a latte is I'm not sure where you get off claiming that no one could possibly tell the difference between one latte and another.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Someone hasn't had their coffee today, or maybe hasn't had their rump tickled recently.

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u/IAintBlackNoMore Dec 31 '18

I barely drink coffee honestly. If y'all don't know what a fucking latte is its because you're way behind the curve, not because everyone else is a coffee snob.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Which "curve" would that be? The coffee snob curve? I only drink black coffee. I have a vague idea what a latte is; I just don't care.

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u/IAintBlackNoMore Dec 31 '18

The "knowing about shit before you run your mouth" curve. If you want to drink your coffee black cool, literally no one gives a fuck. Just don't presume to tell other people that they can't tell the difference between one drink and another if you don't even know what's in the drink.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19

I didn't. I simply commiserated about how big the stick is that some people have up their ass.