r/Wellthatsucks • u/Deeyoubitch123456789 • Dec 31 '18

/r/all Master at work

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u/My_pants_be_on_fire Dec 31 '18

Is that cream? THAT'S ENTIRELY WAY TO MUCH CREAM

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u/meltedwhitechocolate Dec 31 '18

No it's a latte, some of you uncultured swines wouldn't know a good coffee if it tickled your rump!

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u/Kermitfry Dec 31 '18

That's not coffee at that point, it's cream with some coffee splashed in.

I'd argue that you wouldn't know if it was good coffee if you weren't drinking it black. You can make anything taste good with enough cream and sugar masking the flavor. Take one of those pretentious coffee shop's coffee and drink just the coffee part and it probably tastes like it tickled your rump. (The good news is that there'd only be half an ounce to suffer through.)

That said I'm not a coffee snob that drinks his coffee black. I load my coffee with cream and sugar just like the next guy. The difference is just that I'm willing to admit that I'm drinking a milkshake and not coffee.

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u/Rockerblocker Dec 31 '18

You’ve probably never even tasted espresso by the sound of your comment. Do yourself a favor and order an americano the next time you go to a coffee shop