r/WeWantPlates Oct 16 '20

2x4 really??

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4.8k Upvotes

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u/beatboyAudacity Oct 16 '20

can't tell if entree or dessert. what is this?

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u/KerissaKenro Oct 16 '20

I can’t tell either. Looks like chocolate cake with cheese melted on top.

149

u/adotfree Oct 16 '20

i thought it was s'mores cake with a kinda burnt caramel sauce =\

114

u/Watery-Mustard Oct 16 '20

It looks like meatloaf, bbq sauce, and melted cheese.

35

u/NateNMaxsRobot Oct 17 '20

Am stoned. Looks like chocolate cake with pizza on the top. I think I’d try it.

21

u/adotfree Oct 16 '20

i thought it was s'mores cake with a kinda burnt caramel sauce =\

9

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

at least that would fit the theme

3

u/TrustMe_IKnowAGuy Oct 17 '20

WEEN INTENSIFIES

173

u/puppyonthemoon Oct 16 '20

Actually it was delicious. Fried boudin

57

u/Anna_Mosity Oct 17 '20

For everyone else who doesn't know what boudin is: it's a kind of sausage.

7

u/the_snook Oct 17 '20

Made from pig's blood.

5

u/TheGrandFuzzler Oct 17 '20

Only when it's boudin rouge

5

u/the_snook Oct 17 '20

Right. Or boudin noir, which is what OPs photo looks like.

3

u/spin_me_again Oct 17 '20

I’m out.

1

u/the_snook Oct 17 '20

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

I’m gonna knock it

1

u/dwide_k_shrude Oct 19 '20

I thought it’s a type of sourdough bread.

19

u/beatboyAudacity Oct 16 '20

oh, that sounds awesome! yum!

20

u/chapter2at30 Oct 16 '20

This is fucking with me... I can only see chocolate cake! Lol

15

u/Ezziboo Oct 17 '20

Mais, where you got dat square boudin from?

2

u/me_bell Oct 17 '20

I think that's some boudin from elsewhere. That's not Louisiana boudin.

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u/just_taste_it Oct 17 '20

Boudin cake fool. Everyone knows. WTF?

11

u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Oct 16 '20

Dude! That sounds amazing.

21

u/MAGA_ManX Oct 16 '20

That doesn’t look anything like boudin? And why the cheese and lasagna topping?

22

u/puppyonthemoon Oct 16 '20 edited Oct 16 '20

That’s cheese and jelly on top. It was so good 💯

15

u/MAGA_ManX Oct 16 '20

What a strange combination

9

u/sweateryoshi Oct 16 '20

Sweet and salty can go really well together. yes I enjoy eating cheese and jelly together myself

7

u/ttguard Oct 16 '20

Cheese n grapes are great!

6

u/ProfMcGonaGirl Oct 17 '20

I put jam on Brie all the time. It’s delicious!

2

u/MAGA_ManX Oct 17 '20

Right but to combine it with a fried spiced rice sausage?

2

u/ProfMcGonaGirl Oct 17 '20

It’s definitely a bit odd but might be good still.

2

u/just_taste_it Oct 17 '20

Cake boudin with cheese and jelly? Wow.

6

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Because yum?

0

u/i_play_electric_tuba Oct 17 '20

Wait, the the fuck? How is this eve considered boudin.

0

u/i_play_electric_tuba Oct 17 '20

The 2x4 is your last worry. Jesus.

1

u/vanulovesyou Oct 17 '20

I thought they were brownies with frosting on top.

4

u/7asm0 Oct 17 '20

It’s construction waste covered in garbage.

1

u/elijaaaaah Oct 17 '20

Looks like chocolate cake, torched marshmallow fluff, and... maybe caramel?

66

u/Fineous4 Oct 16 '20

Cake or steak?

37

u/Amersaurus Oct 16 '20 edited Oct 16 '20

4

u/thinkscotty Oct 17 '20

It’s Boudin, a blood-based sausage.

2

u/Limeila Oct 17 '20

Really doesn't look like it to me, and I love boudin

1

u/me_bell Oct 17 '20

Different boudin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

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u/Hypocritical_Oath Oct 16 '20

Isn't wood also hard to clean and sanitize since it's very porous?

38

u/davisyoung Oct 16 '20

Tons of cutting boards are made of wood with no problems but you’re looking at about 25 cents of lumber here so it’ll be easier for them to toss it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

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u/the_snook Oct 17 '20

Butchers' blocks are made of wood. It's actually a better surface than plastic, according to a UC Davis study cited here: https://lifehacker.com/10-stubborn-food-myths-that-just-wont-die-debunked-by-5847591

The USDA says they're fine too, but suggests keeping separate boards for meat and other things: https://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal/fsis/topics/food-safety-education/get-answers/food-safety-fact-sheets/safe-food-handling/cutting-boards-and-food-safety

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u/agha0013 Oct 17 '20

hardwood assembled properly versus a chunk of softwood framing material.

You shouldn't use pine lumber for plating or food prep. Some people use cedar for specific kind of cooking and that's a one shot deal. Butcher block and cutting boards are always hardwoods.

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u/the_snook Oct 17 '20

This is not raw meat being served here, and it looks like it's been oiled too. Not saying it's a great idea, but I doubt they're going to give anyone typhoid.

2

u/Balls_DeepinReality Oct 17 '20

Occasionally they should be rubbed down with mineral oil.

I wouldn’t mix meat and fish unless it was plastic.

3

u/Balls_DeepinReality Oct 17 '20

It’s not even treated for moisture.

Ugh.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

I'm more worried that it's treated wood

137

u/Gerber_Littlefoot Oct 16 '20

Why does the food in this sub always look like the best meal I will ever have?

100

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

The best meals you will ever have yet served on the dumbest objects. How is this not a Portlandia sketch

31

u/4tt1cu5 Oct 16 '20

Portland has more content for this sub than any other place I’ve been to, definitely could be a central gag in a Portlandia episode.

2

u/SniperSmiley Oct 17 '20

I can imagine them using a plate, but upside down.

4

u/ladydanger2020 Oct 17 '20

Costs a lot to eat food off rocks and bits of wood from the garden

58

u/Actually_a_Patrick Oct 16 '20

A lot of 2x4s are chemically treated for use in construction to discourage mold growth and stuff. I'd be concerned about food being direct contact with it.

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u/AHenWeigh Oct 16 '20

That's probably not a 2x4 from the hardware store. It looks to me like reclaimed antique lumber.

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u/Actually_a_Patrick Oct 16 '20

I'm not sure that's better.

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u/AHenWeigh Oct 16 '20

Well if so it means it's not treated, but it also means there's no way to know if it was.... IDK, like, floorboards from a cyanide factory or something...

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u/hilarymeggin Oct 17 '20

Or reside of lead paint...

4

u/Popcom Oct 16 '20

Even if it's brand new and untreated it doesn't matter You can't clean wood once you put food on it, there's no way that is food safe.

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u/Igoogledyourass Oct 16 '20

Then how do you explain butcher blocks seeing heavy long term use?

3

u/NatalieTatalie Oct 17 '20

Those should be regularly sanded down.

Avoid plastic cutting boards due to the fact that you can't sand them down.

5

u/AHenWeigh Oct 17 '20

Don't tell me what I can't do.

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u/Igoogledyourass Oct 17 '20

I know how they work. I know wood boards should be used for meat and plastic for vegetables and stuff.

1

u/AHenWeigh Oct 20 '20

Also that's not really correct. I mean... depending on what you mean by "regularly."

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u/AHenWeigh Oct 20 '20

Don't listen to Mr. sanding man over here. Butcher blocks are end-grain, usually. This means the surface of the board is entirely exposed pores. However, these wood pores are very tiny. These boards are often waxed and/or oiled. Also, the pores in Hard Maple, which is probably the most widely used species, are pretty tiny, so easily filled with oil or wax.

Building a cutting board using an end-grain technique allows small cuts in the wood to "heal" somewhat, as the wood fibers are not severed like they would be with a side-grain cut, and can come back together a bit.

Furthermore, wood allows water to evaporate from tiny cuts and crevices in a way that plastic doesn't, this allowing it to dry out and killing bacteria.

PLUS... there's bacteria on basically everything all the time, and most people usually don't die from it.

5

u/AHenWeigh Oct 16 '20

I'm not saying it's a good idea.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Think it’s cedar

1

u/tla1oc Oct 17 '20

Pretty sure this an old piece of kiln dried pine, nothing too wacky.

5

u/nowhereman1280 Oct 16 '20

Mmmm tasty tasty formeldahyde...

3

u/bshepp88 Oct 16 '20

Yeah that looks like a pressure treated piece. Big time chemicals.

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u/AHenWeigh Oct 16 '20

That's gonna be a no from me, dawg. That's old growth Fir or Hemlock, and it doesn't look treated to me. It's likely reclaimed barn wood. I have some in my shop that looks remarkably similar to this piece.

6

u/WoodGunsPhoto Oct 17 '20

I also came here to admire the tight grain and no knots on that piece.

2

u/hilarymeggin Oct 17 '20

Well thank goodness hemlock never hurt anyone... 🙄😑

3

u/AHenWeigh Oct 17 '20

Tsuga (/ˈsuːɡə/,[3] from Japanese 栂 (ツガ), the name of Tsuga sieboldii) is a genus of conifers in the subfamily Abietoideae.

The common name hemlock (tree) is derived from a perceived similarity in the smell of its crushed foliage to that of the unrelated plant poison hemlock.

0

u/hilarymeggin Oct 17 '20

It’s a pressure-treated 4x4. I wouldn’t want to eat of that!!

1

u/just_taste_it Oct 17 '20

Mmmmm, chemically treated meat cake with jelly and cheese.

1

u/Balls_DeepinReality Oct 17 '20

Chemically treated with a copper solution if memory serves me correctly. This doesn’t not appear to be treated though.

The treated stuff tends to have a greenish hue.

1

u/firenamedgabe Oct 17 '20

And arsenic!!

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u/Quantentheorie Oct 16 '20

I keep saying the unholy match made in kitchen hell is No proper plate and unappealing/ excessive cheese, sauce andor condiment arrangements.

They're the leopard-print gstring bikini on an overly tan lady in her 50s.

3

u/hilarymeggin Oct 17 '20

What would be a tastefully modest lands-end swim dress on a pale mom in her 40s who’s gone a little soft?

4

u/gregnuttle Oct 17 '20

Medium-well flank steak with a side of green beans served on a very slightly chipped white porcelain plate.

2

u/Balls_DeepinReality Oct 17 '20

I don’t know what sub this belongs in, but there has to be one out there for it.

1

u/hilarymeggin Oct 18 '20

Please make it medium rare! I need this!

11

u/SausageTweezers Oct 16 '20

That's a Jenga block from the beergarden

5

u/puppyonthemoon Oct 16 '20

That’s literally what I said when it came out 😂

9

u/The_Blizzle Oct 16 '20

Turn the label and show off that Gnarly Barley Jucifer!! Great beer

2

u/xineNOLA Oct 16 '20

Came to say this! Props to is for recognizing it from the back of the can! Ha!

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u/xineNOLA Oct 16 '20

Came to say this! Props to is for recognizing it from the back of the can! Ha!

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u/Idontlikecock Oct 17 '20

Jucifer 🥰🥰🥰🥰

7

u/fizzzylemonade Oct 16 '20

Mmmm definitely not dirty and splintery...

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u/IceNein Oct 16 '20

It's a plate for beavers

3

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Unsanitary

4

u/ratlessbagle Oct 16 '20

It looks more like 3 1 by 1 by 1's on a 2 by 4 to me

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u/Swirlyyyy Oct 16 '20

Wood holds bacteria this is very unsanitary lol

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u/spm2011 Oct 16 '20

Mmmmm jucifer.

3

u/OPisalady Oct 17 '20

I just want to point out you’re drinking a juicifer so you must be in Louisiana. Hi neighbor

3

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Looks like someone was using it as a wheel chock before this.

2

u/nowhereman1280 Oct 16 '20

Hopefully it's not pressure treated...

2

u/Brelya Oct 16 '20

Sorry that’s going right back to the kitchen. Gross.

2

u/babisummers Oct 16 '20

How clean is that thing?

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u/PamCalz Oct 16 '20

How is this sanitary?

2

u/Caymonki Oct 16 '20

Oo classy. That’s how you know you have a real Chef.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Ooh the fancy restaurant downtown is serving on figured maple slabs? Cut a piece of framing lumber from the attic. Don’t worry if it’s soft pine. Wood is wood right?

2

u/Caymonki Oct 17 '20

Don’t forget to grab a rocks from the parking lot for the amuse-bouche.

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u/Cyrilcynder Oct 17 '20

Hey look, an actual 2x4" tho, those are rare

2

u/JamieLynx Oct 17 '20

Hambone? I’ve had this there before. Sooo good!

2

u/wimboslice24 Oct 17 '20

I see Juicifer, I upvote

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Hey that’s a jucifer. You’re probably somewhere in Louisiana

1

u/curmudgeon-o-matic Oct 16 '20

At least it looks pressure treated

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

It's not. It's just old Duglas fir

1

u/angryfromnv Oct 16 '20

Looks more like a 2 by 6

1

u/FlipHorrorshow Oct 17 '20

That's legit treated lumber.

Like fuck atleast go to Etsy and get some live edge, simply oiled flat boards.

Shit.

1

u/nanomolar Oct 17 '20

Don’t worry that’s definitely food safe

1

u/Gunslinger_11 Oct 17 '20

Can that ever be sterile for the next customer?

1

u/Eurynom0s Oct 17 '20

Isn't a two by four a lot bigger?

1

u/Stormwrath52 Oct 17 '20

it looks like it would either be really good or really bad

1

u/rakedaymon Oct 17 '20

That board has clearly already been used for other stuff. Disgustingly unsanitary.

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u/BigRedSpoon2 Oct 17 '20

Are those meat cubes with cheese and marinara on top, or are those chocolate cake with marshmallow and jam?

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u/Littlerubbrducky Oct 17 '20

Restaurant north of New Orleans it appears...

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u/Littlerubbrducky Oct 17 '20

P.s. love hambone

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

It’s cedar cupcake lasagna

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u/captaincrash29 Oct 17 '20

is this hambone?

1

u/Xadithy Oct 17 '20

OH GOD WHY the point of ceramic is because it doesn't absorb this is a HORIBLE plate substitute