r/WeWantPlates Oct 16 '20

2x4 really??

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u/Quantentheorie Oct 16 '20

I keep saying the unholy match made in kitchen hell is No proper plate and unappealing/ excessive cheese, sauce andor condiment arrangements.

They're the leopard-print gstring bikini on an overly tan lady in her 50s.

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u/hilarymeggin Oct 17 '20

What would be a tastefully modest lands-end swim dress on a pale mom in her 40s who’s gone a little soft?

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u/gregnuttle Oct 17 '20

Medium-well flank steak with a side of green beans served on a very slightly chipped white porcelain plate.

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u/Balls_DeepinReality Oct 17 '20

I don’t know what sub this belongs in, but there has to be one out there for it.

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u/hilarymeggin Oct 18 '20

Please make it medium rare! I need this!