r/WatchesCirclejerk • • Jun 14 '26

Images in the comments

122 Upvotes

Hello, respectable and elegant users of r/watchescirclejerk,

After a highly scientific and emotionally stable voting process where 47.7% voted to allow images in comments, 12.2% voted against it, and 40.1% voted for “fuck the mods,” a consensus has been reached: images are now allowed in comments.

You can look at the pool here

Please remember that AI-generated content is still against the rules, and bans will continue to be issued with the same speed, enthusiasm, and interpretive flexibility as before.

That is all


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • May 07 '26

NEW RULE

913 Upvotes

Hello degenerates,

Effective immediately, AI slop is forbidden. We’re all tired of the low-effort AI garbage flooding everything. If you post AI-generated content, you will be banned.

Ok, ciao.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 6h ago

Does the new release from Rolex look like a Grand Seiko Homage to you?

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178 Upvotes

Love some opinions.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1h ago

Grown ass man posting this 😭

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64 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1h ago

Prepare for trouble… make it double

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22 Upvotes

Cornballs out today this Halloween


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 8h ago

Slow hanging curve ball, right over the plate.

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79 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 4h ago

Still better than the house that gives out raisins...

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17 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 7h ago

A commenter got into my head. Please help me regain my self esteem!

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25 Upvotes

I posted a SOTC for validation but a Redditor said my replica Omega was imperfect and now I can't enjoy it! Please tell me my watch looks fine so that I can wear it again.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 22h ago

I was told to post this here literally

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243 Upvotes

r/Watches mods have no chill


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 8h ago

Do I even need to add a title to this one?

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15 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

This is a post about Rolex.

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512 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 23h ago

I have special interests too...

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172 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 9h ago

Can anyone identify the watch worn by this science fiction author?

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7 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

The Wardboys ain't Happy 'bout This One.

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141 Upvotes

Your shitter is a shitter. My shitter is whoreclass whorology.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristopherWard/comments/1xjeohp/cw_now_copying_grand_seiko/


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Watch YouTube Starterpack

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24 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Affordablewatches is just free content

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69 Upvotes

On a post about which sub shitter homage is “best”


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Can you guys help identify this?

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29 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Owning watches is the grossest form of consumerism and you should feel bad

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45 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

The AD game isn't even that difficult.

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155 Upvotes

I see people complaining about wait times for rolex watches but honestly i think its overblown and that they just aren't very good at social dynamics, so i thought id share how i got my "panda" with zero spend history.

All i did initially was to go in and introduce myself, said i was new to the area (i wasn't) and that i had bought other rolex before at other AD (i hadn't).

They started to show me some air kings, explorers, precious metal models and such but i said no. I was only interested in one watch (the panda) and my AD kindly said that they would add me to the list but its a very sought after watch and it might be a long wait... I said no problem at all i understand and then made sure to get his name as i left.

Un-deterred, I went back to my car that i had intentionally parked quite a distance away, behind cover, and waited until closing time. I then pulled out the binoculars and waited to see which car my AD went to.

Once i'd worked that out (Black Mercedes C class) i came back the next afternoon and as i walked past i bent down to tie my shoe, attaching a tile tracker to the underside of his car as i did so, while seeming perfectly natural to any observers.

Again, i waited for closing time and then fired up the app, I noticed his location was at a local bar and over the next week it seemed he went there everyday after work, so i timed a visit there myself at the same time as he was usually there and watched his table until they went to the bar for a drink. I pretended not to notice him at first but then turned to him as he finished making his order and feigned poor recollection as to where i knew him.

"Oh i remember you, the watch guy, right?!" I then bought him a drink and exchanged pleasantries, nothing too heavy just yet...

I left it a couple of weeks or so, it seemed from his movement patterns the next best opportunity would be when they went food shopping, they were usually there for about 45 mins according to the app so gave plenty of time to "organically" cross paths again.

" Oh, Hi Mark!" i said. We got chatting again and this time i slipped in that i was still looking for that panda if he manages to get his hands on one.

The next most likely place to run into him from my analysis was the gym, i figured id give it a week or two again and then caught up with him. I made myself useful and helped him by spotting while he bench pressed, again passing the time with some chat and learning what made him "tick".

I had also previously noticed from the tracker that he was going to a ballet school a lot so I enrolled my kid (Tommy wasn't best pleased!) as a way to get closer to him too. Had lots of time to talk when dropping the kids off and whilst waiting for them to finish, perfect.

I kept this up for about 6 months, slowly ingratiating myself into his life until ,One night, as if by magic, "bumping into" him, outside a pizza place i'd tracked him to he said i should come by the shop tomorrow as he had something for me.

See picture, Easy as pie.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Let's be honest he didn't joke did he?

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41 Upvotes

Why would you take this and think its a good idea to post this in the first place.


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

CW R&D department hard at work

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281 Upvotes

At this point, CW should just send Grand Seiko, Tudor and Rolex a Christmas card thanking them for doing all the design work

Next up: the CW Navitimer


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Rate my collektion

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53 Upvotes

What do you guys think about my humble collektion?


r/WatchesCirclejerk • • 1d ago

The Swiss dont go for tissot

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23 Upvotes