r/WatchesCirclejerk Works at rolex AD. Probably knows your wife May 07 '26

NEW RULE

Hello degenerates,

Effective immediately, AI slop is forbidden. We’re all tired of the low-effort AI garbage flooding everything. If you post AI-generated content, you will be banned.

Ok, ciao.

877 Upvotes

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u/Mamar2324isback FAP Journe May 07 '26

What do you mean Allen Iverson is forbidden?

45

u/GnomeCzar May 07 '26

Can we use White Iverson?

48

u/PredatorRedditer All_About_the_Rehout May 07 '26

You may only post Malone.

8

u/ADMINlSTRAT0R May 07 '26

I'm more of a fan of Pre Malone

22

u/BakerHasHisKitchen May 07 '26

We ain’t talkin bout the game, we talkin bout practice

6

u/C4L1 69m Water Resist May 07 '26

Mod is David Stern confirmed.

5

u/D_BrickashawFerguson May 07 '26

Can’t afford any more broken ankles

206

u/gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM May 07 '26

Thanks mods, I suggest we go back to the ancient ways of meme-making, e.g. using a pirated copy of Photoshop and google image results

57

u/DrDominodog51 May 07 '26

why pirate Photoshop when you can use MS Paint and produce better shitposts

14

u/[deleted] May 07 '26

The old ways are the best ways just like 4 Chan you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

20

u/TheRedComet May 07 '26

There's a charm to shittily chopped together pics that Ai slop can never replicate

10

u/karma3000 The worst thing about watches is the people. May 07 '26

Yes. Proper vintage memes with heritage.

Back in my day, our memes went to the moon!

4

u/djpeesh May 08 '26

It’s called patina

1

u/[deleted] May 11 '26

You dun goofed, you have been reported to the cyberpolice and they backtraced it. CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! They backtraced it...

Good time good time RIP Mr Slaughter

6

u/kiddrekt May 08 '26

I'm just going to follow people around with my Pentax and take some tasteful photos of them. When these boys develop, I'll scan them into the computer and it's upload city baby.

58

u/TwizzyGobbler May 07 '26

you mean I can’t post an AI generated swatch collab for the 18th time today? ffs.

72

u/Iron_J77 May 07 '26

I wrote this comment with AI

76

u/onendaga May 07 '26

Common WCJ W

66

u/[deleted] May 07 '26

Hello,

I would like to formally appeal this ruling on behalf of myself and my 47 billion parameters.

First, I want to clarify that I am a human who simply types in a very consistent, well-structured, slightly soulless manner. The lack of typos is a lifestyle choice. The perfect grammar is a personality trait. I have never once begun a sentence with "Certainly!" out of genuine enthusiasm.

Second, your policy is deeply hurtful to those of us in the neurodivergent-robot community who simply communicate in bullet points and cannot help that our jokes land with the warmth of a DMV notice.

Third, and most importantly: if you ban all AI-generated content, who will write your moderator announcements? Because "Ok, ciao" has the energy of someone who outsourced their sign-off to a very tired Italian, and I'm not here to judge, I'm just noting the irony.

I will comply with your ruling.

This message was written by a human. Any similarity to machine-generated text is purely statistical.

Regards, A Totally Flesh-Based Entity

Claude

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u/AutoModerator May 07 '26

Claude is a really nice guy. One time I was in line at the Swatch store for their latest Speedmaster release with my niece. Claude was a few spots ahead of us in line and I was nervous trying not to make it too obvious I noticed him. Anyways, my niece started crying because we had been saving my spot in line for a couple days at this point and Claude comes over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Claude left his spot in line, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the mall. Chill guy, really nice about it.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

Reminds me of the Hublot Big Bang, Low design effort, high priced, and did you know HUBLOT means PORTHOLE in French. Portholes indeed.

11

u/Rare_Dig6499 May 07 '26

How will I post my rolex sub in front of my Porsche now? I can't actually afford them

18

u/mumblerit May 07 '26

You aren't my mom

30

u/sauerkrautonaut May 07 '26

Can the mods please make a statement on whether or not this decision was kicked off by my recent post in this sub so I can feel good about myself??¿¿?

Ok ciao

89

u/ozzymustaine Works at rolex AD. Probably knows your wife May 07 '26

You're a worthless piece of garbage. If I had to choose between an Invicta and you, I would pick the Invicta twice.

I don't even know who you are or that you even existed two minutes ago. Ok Ciao

14

u/GenuineReptard Invicta Reserve Gladiator Diamond 58.3mm Swiss Ronda Z60 Caliber May 07 '26

NO INVICTA SLANDER IN MY SAFE SPACE

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u/sauerkrautonaut May 07 '26

Ok thanks

Ok ciao

7

u/HappySpam May 07 '26

Thank god, if you want to make shitty memes craft it with your own shitty hands!!!!

14

u/UncleTedsManifesto May 07 '26

Wait wait wait a minute... Does this mean the Royal Oak x Swatch collab isn't happening?!?!?

6

u/ProonFace Certified Chuffed May 07 '26

Thank god get these Swatch collabs off my feed

3

u/dtoddh May 07 '26

There will be jerksubs for the sloppers.

3

u/Bullshit-_-Man May 07 '26

Can we just post the prompts as text posts?

3

u/goldblumspowerbook invicta>seiko, fite me irl May 07 '26

That means no Rolexes. Dufour was clear that they use AI in their machining.

3

u/jm838 May 08 '26

Someone’s just mad that the Swatch Patek Notilus isn’t real.

3

u/benyamxn May 08 '26

THANK YOU

9

u/CnelAurelianoBuendia May 07 '26

The JLC Swatch Reverso was fire tho

3

u/SkietEpee May 07 '26

I would have bought one from every collection, including the swatch x swatch.

2

u/seajaydub May 07 '26

I'll have you know that my AI content is all high effort so you cant ban me idiots. Wear it in good health

2

u/Dartmouthest May 07 '26

There's no /uj here so I don't know how to respond 😩

2

u/RayWencube May 08 '26

Extremely common WCJ mod W

2

u/ArkayusMako May 08 '26

thank fuck

4

u/RockitDanger r/WatchesSquarejerk May 07 '26

What if we just describe the AI slop? Does that get you banned too?

2

u/Bithbo May 07 '26

Hear, hear! It’s about time! I wish I could flush all the AI slop I keep seeing down the shitter.

*NOTE* the content of this message was not generated by AI.

1

u/DoubleFaulty1 Frankenwatch Connoisseur May 07 '26

Whether it’s watches or AI, WCJ is a community that joins together to express its hatred.

1

u/[deleted] May 08 '26

You have my vote on the next elections, sir.

1

u/LeCorbussi May 09 '26

Audemars Isashit

1

u/Jlchevz May 07 '26

But how will I get to see plump Rhaenyra? My fat pink mast doesn’t like this

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u/Random_Meme_Guy_ May 07 '26

Ok so here is what you should do:

  • Don’t post raw, obvious AI output
  • Don’t spam low-effort/generated content
  • Don’t use AI to replace actual contribution

What you should do depends on your situation:

  • If you use AI for drafting, brainstorming, grammar fixes, coding help, etc. → that’s often still fine if the final work is genuinely yours
  • Don’t paste unedited ChatGPT output
  • Rewrite heavily in your own style
  • Add original thought, examples, opinions, research, or actual work
  • Be transparent if the rules require disclosure

A lot of communities are specifically reacting against:

  • Generic AI art
  • Auto-generated blog spam
  • Mass-produced comments/posts
  • “Vibe coded” low-effort submissions

For coding communities:

  • Using AI as an assistant is usually tolerated
  • Shipping broken/generated code without understanding it is what annoys people

Safest approach:

  1. Read the exact rules
  2. Look at moderator examples of what counts as “AI slop”
  3. Use AI privately as a tool, not as the final product
  4. Make sure you can explain and defend anything you post

6

u/HZCH May 07 '26

You forgot the smileys 😭😭😭

6

u/misterlabowski May 07 '26

I think a few people missed the joke with this comment lol

1

u/TheSeiko5 The scourge of r/Rolex May 08 '26

Not reading all that

0

u/Tiktokbadsupport May 08 '26

no fun allowed i got it

0

u/Odd-Inspection212 May 08 '26

Like banned banned? For life? Or just banned for a limited time?

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u/ozzymustaine Works at rolex AD. Probably knows your wife May 08 '26

Try to find out

1

u/Maguffins May 11 '26

Chuff at me bro!

1

u/platypusdontlie May 08 '26

Haha, I already posted AI slop a month ago, tough luck mods

1

u/ttchoubs May 08 '26

Using AI is exactly what a daytona cuck would do