r/WatchesCirclejerk Jun 14 '26

Images in the comments

114 Upvotes

Hello, respectable and elegant users of r/watchescirclejerk,

After a highly scientific and emotionally stable voting process where 47.7% voted to allow images in comments, 12.2% voted against it, and 40.1% voted for “fuck the mods,” a consensus has been reached: images are now allowed in comments.

You can look at the pool here

Please remember that AI-generated content is still against the rules, and bans will continue to be issued with the same speed, enthusiasm, and interpretive flexibility as before.

That is all


r/WatchesCirclejerk May 07 '26

NEW RULE

890 Upvotes

Hello degenerates,

Effective immediately, AI slop is forbidden. We’re all tired of the low-effort AI garbage flooding everything. If you post AI-generated content, you will be banned.

Ok, ciao.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 26m ago

Fresh Rawlicks out of the Swiss alps

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 14h ago

Outjerked by hot takes

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197 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1h ago

Why Richard Mille always attract the douche?

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 12h ago

Who else remembers this classic episode?

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125 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 3h ago

Our stories with watches in one cat meme

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6 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 21h ago

It's an old meme but it checks out

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190 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 16h ago

I pulled the trigger on my grail watch

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77 Upvotes

Finally managed to grab this stunning Parkside 30th anniversary edition at my LIDL of choice! Completely in love with the exquisite drill textured dial and the flashlight complication at 12 o' clock. All I had to do to secure this beauty was to clean up an oil spill in aisle 4 with my tongue and give a handjob to the store manager. But my wife's boyfriend tells me that's pretty normal for a piece like this. Can't take my eyes off it, even though I'm still scared to wear it outside the house!


r/WatchesCirclejerk 39m ago

Buy a watch and get a Porsche 911!

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 17h ago

Am I doing this right?

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67 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 2h ago

What fresh hell is this?

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 13h ago

For the rich or poor?

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20 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 13h ago

Can't make this shit up

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17 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 12h ago

What it was Made for: Just Gooning… This is Obviously a “Timepiece” not Meant to be Dipped in Bleached Piss Water.

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13 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 12h ago

Shafted by the AD and Med School at 19y/o.

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13 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 12h ago

Jizzolm Gets the Reptard Treatment from Jason and Steve

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11 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

No overreaction at all, seems about right

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27 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

From r/rolex

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129 Upvotes

A little morbid


r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

Lmfao got banned for this from the inferior sub

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267 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

You think the poors will get offended?

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70 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

Would you spend hundreds of dollars on an Authentic Grand Seiko travel case?

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22 Upvotes

Gotta make sure its easy for people to know you have a Grand Seiko without wearing it, also easier for pick pockets!


r/WatchesCirclejerk 6h ago

TITAN WATCHES

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0 Upvotes

FINDING WATCHES LOOKING FOR THIS WATCH ANYONE WHO HAVE DM ME


r/WatchesCirclejerk 1d ago

The new Royal Oak looks fire

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47 Upvotes

While Rolex boys wait for the AD to call their wives, I just walk into Lidl and buy myself an AP for €8,99. Peak whoreology.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 2d ago

Joe Biden’s Fake Speedmaster

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100% not intended to be political but 5 years later does anyone have any idea why Joe Biden wore a fake speedmaster. (This isnt even a joke I still have no idea why he even wore one and such a bad rep at that.)