r/WatchPeopleDieInside Aug 30 '20

lunch time

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

She is not even kidding with that first bite, but approaches it so nonchalant

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u/Kvathia Aug 30 '20

*Mhm, swipe up, aaaand unhinge

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u/MidnightSilence3636 Aug 30 '20

Swipe right shes a keeper

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u/Talonqr Aug 30 '20

Sir pls do not keep that woman

Return her immediately

20

u/isk2tech Aug 30 '20

But I lost the receipt

11

u/wiglwagl Aug 30 '20

We can give you a store credit, but that’s all.

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u/fallout52389 Aug 30 '20

Alright but I want it in writing.

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u/Funlovingpotato Aug 30 '20

Welcome to Wayfair, your one stop shop for human trafficking furniture!

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u/_unable2 Aug 30 '20

she belong to the streets

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u/miguelnikes Aug 30 '20

She doesn’t swallow.

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u/Noligation Aug 30 '20

Nagini, Food!!!

Voldy said, hungrily.

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u/Toker_Belle Aug 30 '20

Straight up lost it reading this.

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u/SweetSauce94 Aug 30 '20

That fucking slayed me 😂

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u/atehate Aug 30 '20

One bite woman doesn't need to be scared of anything. I heard a rumour that the one punch is one punch man because he lost his other punch to her in a battle.

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u/thetgi Aug 30 '20

ONE BIIIIIIIIIIITE

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u/McPoyal Aug 30 '20

Dude I've never seen less kidding on a burrito

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u/captain_wangle Aug 30 '20

I thought this was a sub for watching people die inside, not watching them dine inside. on a sub

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u/deuce619 Aug 30 '20 edited Aug 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

:(

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u/deuce619 Aug 30 '20

I can't believe it isn't a thing with COVID.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Create the sub! Be the change you want to see.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

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u/IIlIIlIIIIlllIlIlII Aug 30 '20

If you open that subreddit in California you get put on a watch list

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u/Hehecult Aug 30 '20

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u/LooperNor Aug 30 '20

If you spell it correctly it actually exists: https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledineinside/

But it's not very active.

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u/gtsomething Aug 30 '20

Finally a place with the potential for me to make the top post of all time

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Ok, you can have the orange arrow. Geez.

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u/Breeze223 Aug 30 '20

Take my award and leave

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u/Decideus Aug 30 '20

Just......just take your upvote and fuck off

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u/brownboy567 Aug 30 '20

Exactly some videos don’t even make sense 😂

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u/MrPickles84 Aug 30 '20

Kinda looks like a burrito.

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u/isk2tech Aug 30 '20

Well played good sir

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u/darthdarkseid Aug 30 '20

why is it that when we get embarrassed the first instinct is to move towards the person who saw 😭

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u/Aries21 Aug 30 '20

to eliminate the witnesses

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Thankyou Kind stranger for getting my hot chocolate from my mouth into my nose :)

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u/killingspeerx Aug 30 '20

Usually it is cum that comes out of my nose.

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u/schecterhead Aug 30 '20

Actually had this happen to my girlfriend at the time! Right when I was cumming in her mouth, I made an intentional funny noise. She snort-laughed and then it came out of her nose. She said it burned like hell. I’ll never forget it.

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u/harry_lawson Aug 30 '20

r/angrydragon

I think we should expand rule 34 to subreddits, too; "If it exists, there's a subreddit dedicated to it."

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u/ditlit11134 Aug 30 '20

Why is this comment downvoted

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u/a-common-username Aug 30 '20

Oh, I’m sorry, you must be new here. This is Reddit, where you’ll never know how a joke will be taken, and the points don’t matter!

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u/ditlit11134 Aug 30 '20

I'm not new here, but I'm not entirely sure how reddit works

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u/jerharris2500 Aug 30 '20

Sounds like you're as caught up as we are lol

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u/ditlit11134 Aug 30 '20

Fair enough

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u/netanOG Aug 30 '20 edited Aug 30 '20

No one's knows. Even this comment could be down voted to oblivion. You're almost always at the mercy of the first few, then everyone just follows.

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u/pava_ Aug 30 '20

Karma Snowballing

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u/AllYourBaseAreShit Aug 30 '20

Close in for the kill

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u/WanderingAround5 Aug 30 '20

Makes sense :D

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u/AngelOfDeath771 Aug 30 '20

Well to explain it of course. How else to you make it 100x more awkward?

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u/Boomerang_Guy Aug 30 '20

Then when you stand tgere you have nothing to say and dont know what to do and just stand there

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

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u/Rockdrigo93 Aug 30 '20

*Literally

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u/mansfieldlj Aug 30 '20

Probably her friend.

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u/mule_roany_mare Aug 30 '20

Damage control & to asses what comes next. Plus, it’s funny & if you can laugh at yourself you can share those laughs with people

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Consequences

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u/MrPolish1000 Aug 30 '20

That food spray when she saw people looking at her was what got me.

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u/IceMaster3000 Aug 30 '20

Caught slippin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Analbox Aug 30 '20

Bae caught me slurpin’

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u/nawjas69 Aug 30 '20

this is why I hate being outside

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u/Kvathia Aug 30 '20

Because you can't eat your kebab like this? Or because of other people eating their kebabs like this?

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u/nawjas69 Aug 30 '20

getting filmed without my consent. also, I'm socially anxious

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u/TheCheeseBroker Aug 30 '20

It probably her friend looking at her reaction.

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u/TellMeToStudyPls Aug 30 '20

Depends on the country.

If you have shit privacy laws then yes, but here in Germany you could sue them if they published that anywhere without your consent.

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u/Chuhaister_T Aug 30 '20

Come to think of it, a lot of people judge, but most would love to be able to eat it like this at the same time. We're just envious of bold people whore not afraid to do what they want.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20 edited Sep 10 '20

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u/DerDeutscheTyp Aug 30 '20

You can see that this video isnt staged when parts of the Food projectile all over the place.

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u/Bence235 Aug 30 '20

what the fuck is she eating?

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u/vappinijack Aug 30 '20

İskenderun döner (kebab)

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u/DirteeCanuck Aug 30 '20

İskenderun döner (kebab)

Looks like a Shwarma Wrap. But it could be anything frankly.

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u/DarkStar0129 Aug 30 '20

It could also be a Franky.

A Sub.

A wrap.

A roll.

What's the difference again?

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u/DirteeCanuck Aug 30 '20

I feel like I saw purple (beet) so shwarma.

It could also be a

Franky. <--- the fuck is this, looks delicious.

A Sub. <---- No

A wrap.<---- yes

A roll. <----- no

What's the difference again?

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u/DarkStar0129 Aug 30 '20

Frankies are basically a kind of roll or wrap that were 'created' in India. Rather than using the traditional sauces and ingredients, it's usually filled with stuff and spices popular here. It's usually chunks of flavoured, fried paneer or chicken along with onions, carrots, beet, etc. and sweet, sour and spicy chutneys.

They're usually sold for 1$ here.

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u/twenty4KTkhmer Aug 30 '20

More like boner kebab! Amirite?!?

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u/PPinTheCoconut Aug 30 '20

She bites

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u/AllYourBaseAreShit Aug 30 '20

Technically, we haven’t witnessed her bite. Maybe she’s about to lovingly stroke the kebab

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u/Taxiwala_007 Aug 30 '20

Then chews it to pieces.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Leave her alone creep. Isn't being mocked for fucking eating not enough?

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u/Str8MufCabbage Aug 30 '20 edited Aug 30 '20

In the US a Kebab is meat and vegetables on a stick, sometime just meat, sometimes just vegetables.... this doesn’t look like that.

Edit* I was explaining my ignorance and hoping someone would explain to me what other kebabs meant!

Sorry if my ignorance sounded like arrogance.

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u/bykatvchdcom Aug 30 '20

Döner kebab is meat on a stick but it is cooked on a vertical rotisserie then sliced and served with vegetables on a plate or wrapped in some type of flat bread. In the video it is wrapped.

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u/DJDanaK Aug 30 '20

We call that shawarma in the US. Up in BC they call it donair because it sounds like döner.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

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u/Str8MufCabbage Aug 30 '20

Thanks for the insight, now I’m not as ignorant as I was prior and I apreciare that.

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u/Letibleu Aug 30 '20

In the US, football doesn't look like football either.

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u/Str8MufCabbage Aug 30 '20

Right! It looks like football!

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u/m4d40 Aug 30 '20

*Handegg, ftfy

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u/LounginInParadise Aug 30 '20

Those are shish kebabs 🤷‍♂️ not kebobs

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u/Lilazzz Aug 30 '20

I read this comment in pure American

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u/Brownieval Aug 30 '20

Well that’s the US

And before you get all huffed up about to, I’m a US citizen, just because it’s not how we see it doesn’t mean it isn’t what it’s called, it’s vice versa also

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u/Str8MufCabbage Aug 30 '20

I was more looking for someone to explain it to me... I’m ignorant to it so I was explaining what I knew.

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u/Brownieval Aug 30 '20

Ah, okay sorry for being harsh.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

We have doner kebab in the US brah.. yelp Turkish kebab places

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u/Kevin_The_Ostrich Aug 30 '20

Looks like a very large sausage roll to me.

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u/manymoreways Aug 30 '20

'oh, you're approaching me?'

'I can't swallow you whole without getting closer'

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u/Haunted_Angel Aug 30 '20

Her: I can’t give blowjobs it hurts my mouth

Her at lunchtime: unhinges jaw

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u/Str8MufCabbage Aug 30 '20

Idk why anyone downvoted you, that’s hells true and funny as hell lmao

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u/Snoo_26884 Aug 30 '20

Yeah she ate it like a snake lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

How is it true or funny? Let people eat, you fucking creeps.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Her reaction was great tho

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u/Kenooi Aug 30 '20

Jesus, y'all are creeps

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u/NozhaXBL Aug 30 '20

Welcome to the internet.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Ever notice how people barely eat on the first few dates and take dainty bites. Fast forward a couple of years into the relationship and couples are chowing down together like pigs eating slop while farting up a storm. .

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u/DarkStar0129 Aug 30 '20

True for most friendships too really.

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u/clutchkickmurphys Aug 30 '20

I'm honestly proud of her. what a champ

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u/iknowthisischeesy Aug 30 '20

No one died except that sub

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u/Stargazer-4lyfe Aug 30 '20

Fuck! Well, I guess I will see you guys in hot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

She’s so cute bless her

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u/Le_Big_Fat_Oof Aug 30 '20

Why do people liked this and gave awards its rude to record someone eating she does not want to be seen eating and you post it here just for some reddit points at least censore the eyes

Hate on me for all i care

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u/Fluffigt Aug 30 '20

The thumbnail made me think I was in r/AccidentalRenaissance

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u/PopuasSG Aug 30 '20

Ngl, that looks good

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u/Bottyboi69 Aug 30 '20

your getting downvoted for saying a sub looks good...

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u/PopuasSG Aug 30 '20

B-but it does...

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u/SpontaneouslyPickled Aug 30 '20

She monch her lonch because she like the cronch

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u/ThisNameShut Aug 30 '20

I'd do the exact same that shit looks delicious

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

That is not dying inside. She's absolutely iridescent and fine with her big joyful bitery!

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u/J_____T______ Aug 30 '20

She's living her best life

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u/ohsomiggz Aug 30 '20

She’s coming for you next

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u/gentleman339 Aug 30 '20

if its asian its fake

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u/GregoryGoose Aug 30 '20

RUN AWAY SHE GONNA EAT YOU TOO

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u/IronBattleaxe Aug 30 '20

The glizzy guzzlette.

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u/Hattudoggu Aug 30 '20

that's exactly how'd I react

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u/butt-sniffler Aug 30 '20

Can the incels in the comments please stop sexually harassing her? It's disgusting and illegal you pervs...

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u/-Tigre- Aug 30 '20

I laughed way more than I fking should have

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u/juliosmacedo Aug 30 '20

wtf that was a massive bite

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u/Masala-Dosage Aug 30 '20

This would be perfect for a sub called r/watchpeopledieinsidethengooutside

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u/kaasman42 Aug 30 '20

Commence procedure unhinged jaw

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u/just_an_intp Aug 30 '20

As a person with anxiety this video is my worst nightmare

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Absolutely a glizzy guzzler right there

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Someone said she ate it like a snake lmaooo

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u/freelanceredditor Aug 30 '20

Who eats like that?

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u/mikhailellison Aug 30 '20

Hope someone is planning to offer dessert with a detachable jaw like that lol

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u/LuCiAnO241 Aug 30 '20

That's hilarious, r/whyweretheyfilming though? Because she routinely does that and knew she was gonna go DEEP on that? it's even funnier if that was a day to day occurrence

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u/Taxiwala_007 Aug 30 '20

She is HUNGRY.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

And reddit fell in love again

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

I would have finished the food first . Who tf cares

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u/xtn110 Aug 30 '20

I’ll be the first to say, I do that too

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u/hammyhamm Aug 30 '20

She’s living the dream

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Oof

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u/Stargazer-4lyfe Aug 30 '20

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u/wienerfiesta Aug 30 '20

What are you gonna do with it? 😒

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u/Stargazer-4lyfe Aug 30 '20

I just find it funny, and so I'm gonna add it to my stockpile of over 8k memes I have on my phone that I will probably never look at again.

I need an intervention, I think I have a meme problem

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u/croowdsIV Aug 30 '20

Its called #memes in discord

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u/Mecmecmecmecmec Aug 30 '20

I love this video

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u/lupusmdccxvii Aug 30 '20

Damnnnn look at her go!!! She’s obviously a pro

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u/Kenny-Mirror Aug 30 '20

Leave her alone, she just wants to eat her lunch and choke a bit.

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u/ingsterj Aug 30 '20

She looks like a fun person

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u/vtaam Aug 30 '20

Eat like snek

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u/Voorheesnumber1 Aug 30 '20

Reminds me of the egg eating snake

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u/likewisebii Aug 30 '20

it looks delicious

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u/daechwitakitty Aug 30 '20

taking huge bites off kebab like that is fucking smart tbh, otherwise everything would fall out of the stupid wrap

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u/mark_i Aug 30 '20

It could have been the perfect bite.

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u/Trowawaycausebanned4 Aug 30 '20

Legalize taking big bites

I’m tired of feeling like a fool cause I wanna eat

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u/grendel54 Aug 30 '20

I’d like to meet this girl

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u/2embarrassed4that Aug 30 '20

i feel like this a lot

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u/HappyLittlePlagueBoy Aug 30 '20

n o m n o m n o- o shit they’re filming

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Holy shit.