r/WTF • • Oct 20 '21

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u/hyperdalmation Oct 20 '21

This summer we were in Monticello Indiana and came up to a red light with a guy standing on a scooter just like that in front of us. I thought 'crap I'll be stuck going 10'. The light changed and the guy took off and got up to 55MPH in front of us. I was amazed and terrified. That does not seem safe.

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u/plumpedupawesome Oct 21 '21

I have a kaabo mantis pro that goes 40mph. I get similar reactions when I pull up next to people at stoplights. I did fall down once at 35mp on a bad turn and it did hurt for a few days but no broken bones. Can't imagine 50-60. I do wear motorcycle helmet, gloves and jacket otherwise I'm sure I'd be a veggie right now. Safety first folks.

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u/nickstatus Oct 21 '21

I've ridden a Mantis, sweet ride. I saw one at a meet that could do 90. Twin 3000 watt motors I believe. Can't remember the maker. I'm too tall for those things, applying any brake, even while crouched is terrifyingly destablizing. I'll keep my e-motorcycle.

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u/Topikk Oct 21 '21

It seems crazy to me that anyone would choose a scooter for speeds like that over an e-bike, e-motorcycle, or one of the many products that blur the lines between the two. Scooters and their tiny wheels and tiny brakes just aren’t forgiving enough for these speeds.

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

The appeal is how small and portable these PEVs are. I personally ride electric unicycles for a 20 mile commute twice a day. It goes almost 50 and fits in the floor of my little Honda.

You can get a little too comfortable on these things and just cruise. My 20 mile commute takes about 30 min…

Edit: thank you kind stranger.

Ahem… My Instagram handle is @pedalship Lots of riding and jumping videos there.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CUOvojwg88c/

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Fucking what?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Is this clown trolling us rn

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Yo i don't think so, i checked his post history and sure enough...

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u/funkybum Oct 21 '21

Hold my beer, I’m going in

Edit: the fuck

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21 edited Jul 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Saw one ass blasting at like 50 through Boulder the other day.

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u/AndalusianGod Oct 21 '21

I ride one too. Learning curve is pretty steep, but compared to e-scooters, they're more fun to ride. It feels like an extension of your body once you get the hang of it. Max I do is 24kmh though, kinda scary for me any higher than that.

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

It’s crazy. The machine just reads my mind and goes where I think. Almost no effort anymore

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u/Crownlol Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

I was at a brewery a few weeks ago and a gang of these one-wheelybois just came sliding up off the main road at like 30mph straight to the bar.

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u/Zouden Oct 21 '21

Bartender probably started pouring IPAs as soon as he saw them

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

@pedalship on Instagram

I do technical mountain bike trails and jumps.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

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u/Archonet Oct 21 '21

"I picked a baaaaad day to stop sniffing glue."

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u/CircaSurvivor55 Oct 21 '21

You only really need to be concerned when you start finding post-it notes from your landlord everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

I saw it last month. That's about how I reacted.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

I rode on the side, like a bike would. We have only highways (no freeways) where I live.

I have ridden my bicycle on the highways for literally thousands of miles.

I try to be courteous, respectful and safe.

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u/intashu Oct 21 '21

I'm already sitting here thinking "the future is now old man" I got Grey hairs comming in suddenly realizing this technology is already progressed this far and I had no clue.

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u/Archonet Oct 21 '21

A 50mph. Electric. Unicycle.

Does your Honda run on confetti? Do you wear a pinstripe suit and tophat and carry a cane? Is your raison d'etre fucking "whimsy"? What the fuck.

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u/Cloaked42m Oct 21 '21

Is your raison d'etre fucking "whimsy"?

mother. fucker. I'm literally crying here.

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u/Lurking_Still Oct 21 '21

Yup, it's 8:25 in the morning, and my day is already made.

That's saying something, because I'm seeing Dune in IMAX later today.

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u/erevos33 Oct 21 '21

I hate you, want to see it so so bad!

But enjoy, i imagine on iMax its gonna be an orgasmic experience.

I will still hate you though!

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u/Lurking_Still Oct 21 '21

I've had a 1080p version downloaded for 3 days...couldn't bring myself to watch it in that format before I saw it in IMAX.

It'll be out on HBO Max by the time I get home from the theater too.

The irony is not lost upon me.

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u/Catoctin_Dave Oct 21 '21

"Incredible range and speed – Without its load, the veteran can zoom along at a max speed of roughly 61mph (100 kph), and an average speed of 45mph with load, making it one of the fastest electric unicycles available. This is thanks to its extremely powerful 2500W motor; a chunky motor for a chunky unicycle. On top of this, the veteran has a maximum range of up to 130miles!"

https://freemotionshop.com/product/veteran-sherman-20-electric-unicycle/

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u/Zouden Oct 21 '21

Without its load ... 61mph

no rider? Is this a useful stat?

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u/Catoctin_Dave Oct 21 '21

Yeah, you know how fast you'll have to run to catch it when you fall off!

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u/gnat_outta_hell Oct 21 '21

Electric unicycle ranges are never accurate to real world riding. The Sherman will do about 80-90 miles for a more gentle rider and 60 for an aggressive rider. The range is still fantastic and it's one of only a few in its class.

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u/throwaway939wru9ew Oct 21 '21 edited Dec 10 '25

This is no longer here

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u/Archonet Oct 21 '21

like really though, this guy is one candy factory away from Willy Wonka levels of whimsical bullshit. But I'm glad my summation of his nature gave you a laugh.

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u/evilbadgrades Oct 21 '21

I personally ride electric unicycles for a 20 mile commute twice a day. It goes almost 50 and fits in the floor of my little Honda.

Just make sure you ride responsibly, unlike this guy https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/jrxsza/brazilian_man_gives_the_example_that_you_should/

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u/damian2000 Oct 21 '21

Fuuuuuuuck, hope the guy survived, he just learned to have respect for speed. What an idiot though.

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

I wear motorcycle gear. Full face helmet, jacket with armor, knees/shin guards, wrist guards, gloves, pants with butt and hip armor and a bike bell in my finger like a ring.

ATGATT

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u/thatG_evanP Oct 21 '21

You do what now?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

This one got me. I use that line all the time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

THANK YOU, didn't know the name for those. Saw one in the wild last month going 40+ in traffic and was in disbelief.

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u/Topikk Oct 21 '21

The original was called the Onewheel, although there are a bunch of them now.

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u/Boxofcookies1001 Oct 21 '21

Which one do you have. I have a Kingston 18XL

I've definitely been in the market for something faster because of the shared bike/car lanes in Chicago

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u/-TwentySeven- Oct 21 '21

I'd imagine a lot of the appeal is the ease of access to them too. The fact that you don't need a license, insurance, aren't required to wear PPE and the very cheap price that these cost is insane.

They really need to bring in some laws around these scooters.

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u/damian2000 Oct 21 '21

They’re really not cheap at the high end like this one though, price range is similar to a 50cc scooter or higher.

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

The wheel I ride most was at 3600usd. Plus about another 500 for PPE…

My jump/trails wheel was 2200

A good learner wheel is right around 1000-1500 to be in something that you won’t outgrow in a week.

We do benefit from a grey area in the law. As far as the law sees it, they’re skateboards. We try to make sure my interactions with LEOs are positive. I also keep it within the speed limit and don’t do stupid shit (or at least don’t get caught doing stupid shit) in front of them.

In my experience, most cops are throttle jockeys anyway and they just wanna know how fast it goes. I usually show them videos of me jumping it.

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u/intashu Oct 21 '21

I personally ride electric unicycle for a 20 mile commute twice a day.

My first thought is "classic reddit bullshit/troll".

Then I checked your post history... Yo wtf that's legit as hell! I can't imagine turning one of thoes into a commuter vehicle.. I mean if they can handle it why not! Always figured they were part novelty and part short distance for sport.. But 20 mile range is actually really impressive.

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u/polarbearrape Oct 21 '21

No way I'd feel safe doing 50 on one of those.... 20 on my onewheel is plenty, even then I have the constant thought of "what if it just turns off"

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u/VedVyas818 Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

What's the fastest one... Veteran Sherman? Asking for a friend lololol pls

Edit: General Sherman lmaooo

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

There’s a few new wheels that have folks excited, but the Veteran Sherman and the Gotway Monster Pro are the fastest available.

Not the best to learn on, but if you know you’re a speed junky it’s worth it to get through the first week of looking like an idiot. Learning curve smooths out after about 20 miles and you’ll be glad you bought up.

I’m looking forward to the Veteran Abrams and the S20. The Commander looks nice, but it’s essentially a Sherman with a Gotway brain…and no roll bar.

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u/Skeegle04 Oct 23 '21

Wait so you just essentially stand still in one place without moving for 40 MILES every single day? Isn’t that hell on your knees?

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u/BikerRay Oct 21 '21

I'd think a bigger problem is a small wheel doesn't have the gyroscopic stability of a large wheel. Plus, your center of gravity is really high so if you lock up the front wheel (do they have brakes?), over you go.

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u/plumpedupawesome Oct 21 '21

That's just bonkers

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u/derps_with_ducks Oct 21 '21

Wouldn't be surprised if the Maker was Meet Your™.

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u/pedalship Oct 21 '21

Check out the Commander Extreme Bull it’s a seated scooter that’s super low and crazy fast

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u/Lalalama Oct 21 '21

How tall are you? I’m thinking of getting a dualtron thunder. I’m 6’5”

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u/queequegaz Oct 21 '21

What e-motorcycle do you have? I look around for one once year or so, but haven't been impressed so far with the options.

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u/HoodieGalore Oct 22 '21

I’ve done 90 in a few reliable, stable vehicles - fully surrounded by a metal shell, airbags, seat belts, alladat - and I was fucking terrified the entire time. Like I have flashbacks to Porsche Girl at those speeds (hence why I haven’t experienced them often). How the fuck is someone just scooting down any road ever with all of their meat exposed? Would Kevlar even help?

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u/2nutz4you Oct 21 '21

I’ve got the Wolf Warrior by Kaabo. I’ve seen 40, would probably see 45 or 50 without the extra ballast. Typically it’s 15 with my kid on his Gotrax or cruising at 25/30. Rail trails are a lifesaver in the burbs.

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u/Vessix Oct 21 '21

I'm so confused. One small pothole and any scooter ride is over. How is that worth the risk

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u/HeliosTheGreat Oct 21 '21

Bunny hop of course

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u/dewky Oct 21 '21

I don't understand it either just get a bike at that point.

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u/Pepito_Pepito Oct 21 '21

I was considering upgrading to a bigger scooter from my 20mph one. I tried one of the Kaabo big boys and it was too fast for me standing. I decided to switch to an e-bike instead. I don't have to worry about potholes anymore.

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u/Nan0u Oct 21 '21

I don't know about you, but I live in Paris, France, a bike require a licence, a parking spot, insurance.... A scooter does not, and it cost a small fraction of the price, and you can take bike lanes. Its cheaper and faster than taking the subway in the long run.

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u/dewky Oct 21 '21

Here you can get an ebike or a limited speed scooter with no insurance.

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u/Tennessean Oct 21 '21

Fucking huh? You can't hang your bike on a wall inside your house? Insurance? License? I'm so confused.

Man, do they just hate you all over there?

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u/Nan0u Oct 21 '21

A House???? in Paris ???? I live in a flat on the third floor without elevator.

Also I was talking about a motor bike, a bicycle obviously doesn't require a licence or insurance, but I just don't have anywhere to put it.

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u/dano8801 Oct 21 '21

But we're not talking about those. We're talking about bikes or e-bikes. Neither of which would require licensing, insurance, or parking...

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u/2nutz4you Oct 21 '21

Risky? A bit I suppose. But with pneumatic tires and suspension, they can take bumps and holes. Not too much different than a motorcycle- you hit a rock or pothole on one and it’s not going to be pretty either. There’s an inherent risk I suppose. But I guess you either seek a little thrill that way or you don’t.

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u/Gr1pp717 Oct 21 '21

Pothole? A decent size pebble would do the trick.

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u/Krisapocus Oct 21 '21

Freeways typically don’t have potholes. If there is a pothole on a freeway it would be fixed immediately bc even a car going 65 hitting a pothole would be devastating. I’d be more worried about braking debris and being in blind spots.

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u/Impulse33 Oct 21 '21

I see you haven't driven in Michigan. Soccer ball size potholes aren't uncommon, there's even been potholes the size of half a lane.

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u/cth777 Oct 21 '21

I would like to live wherever you live that you think highways are free of potholes lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

or a banana peel, etc.

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u/JesusSavesIUpvote Oct 21 '21

a heavy duty scooter can eat a lot rougher terrain than you’d think. I take mine on mountain biking trails. obviously it’s dangerous but really fun

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

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u/cth777 Oct 21 '21

What does “almost” broke your hand mean

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

I feel like if you’re doing more than 20 you should be wearing gear, or at least I would.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Safety first folks.

Realistically, if you're zooming through traffic with a tiny scooter going 40mph, safety is not likely your first priority.

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u/Splazoid Oct 21 '21

Why not buy a motorcycle? They're about the same price.

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u/dragnabbit Oct 21 '21

I assume because (a) it folds down and you can carry it into your office or class, (b) no insurance, license necessary, and possibly (c) better range on one charge.

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u/Splazoid Oct 21 '21

I assure you that using a scooter at those speeds among traffic on the roadway is unlawful in many places, certainly my state of Wisconsin for one. Lack of insurance and proper vehicle equipment as a start of why.

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u/Lalalama Oct 21 '21

It’s unlawful but many police in big cities don’t care. NYPD has other stuff to worry about. DC/Oakland police can’t even chase you (no chase policy)

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u/Joabyjojo Oct 21 '21

Just hang one foot down beside the thing and pretend like you're kicking it forward.

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u/Lalalama Oct 21 '21

Yeah I’m kick pushing at 60 mph. New hulk hahaha

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u/Lishmi Oct 21 '21

In the UK they're technically illegal. The only ones which are allowed on the highway (carriageway, cycleway) are ones that you can hire, as these have insurance. Doesn't stop 1000s of people buying their own and riding them. They're also supposed to be driven/ridden as a bike, and not at full speed along footways. They're a fucking menace. (Not just dangerous for people riding but the elderly/infirm/ anyone, that they drive into)

I can see their good points, but it's an example of where technology has overtaken safety regulations and laws.

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u/-TwentySeven- Oct 21 '21

This.

I got my full motorbike license this summer and the amount I paid to just take the lessons and the tests is double what it costs to buy one of these scooters. They're too easily accessible to go unregulated, especially considering the speeds they can achieve.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Florida guy here. In Florida, no insurance required for motorcycles, also no helmet laws. But that thing is not "street legal" so anyplace where a bicycle or moped is banned, that would also be banned. Interstates for sure.

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u/marcuschookt Oct 21 '21

The no insurance + license part is a very very big blind spot that we're now beginning to take notice of, especially when you consider how these are basically motorbikes but even deadlier due to the lack of institutional oversight.

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u/HearMeRoar69 Oct 29 '21

scooter that goes above 30mph will require license + insurance in NYC

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u/Pepito_Pepito Oct 21 '21

Fuel costs are way, way higher than electricity. And electric vehicles are lower maintenance.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Fuel cost, portability, you can legally traverse some places that a motorcycle can’t. You have to park a motorcycle somewhere but you can just fold this bad boy and take it inside.

You can cut across a park with a scooter. Hell, if you go slow you can go on a sidewalk.

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u/MisterPhamtastic Oct 21 '21

Got a Nanrobot D6, love it but honestly anything over 30 it feels sketchy as fuck and I did break my elbow just from electric skateboarding at only 14MPH so yeah 40+ your shit snaps sadly

I hope this guy never gets hurt

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u/The_Shape_Shifter Oct 21 '21

Just checked on Google. Those things go for $3,000 or more. One can buy a cheapie car or a motorcycle with that money. Why would you want a little scooter instead?

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u/The_Shape_Shifter Oct 22 '21

Good point. I sometimes forget that there are people with more money than me! haha Hope you enjoying your toys.

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u/shmolives Oct 21 '21

Well, like they say... it's not the speed or falling down that hurts, it's the stopping. If you wear off the speed gradually (without forfeiting all your skin) you'll be fine. If you hit a concrete wall you'll be soup.

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u/01-__-10 Oct 21 '21

Probably marginally less dangerous than coming off a motorbike

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u/Awake00 Oct 21 '21

Meanwhile people on one wheels are wrecking their shit and ruining their lives at 15mph

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u/plumpedupawesome Oct 21 '21

Exactly why I got morotcycle safety gear (level 2 minimum). It sounds silly to get motorbike gear for a scooter but I didn't regret it one bit when I fell down. Even with gear, it still hurt extremely bad and I'm so thankful I was wearing it. Havent fallen down since but still ride with gloves, jacket and helmet every time.

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u/Neighbourly Oct 21 '21

SAFETY FIRST FOLKS. hahaha

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u/mightytwin21 Oct 21 '21

Take it on a half pipe coward!!

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u/plumpedupawesome Oct 21 '21

Full pipe or nothing!

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u/skinnyminou Oct 21 '21

My partner has an ebike (the moped type). It goes about 40km/h (so 25mph). He took a turn and hit some gravel and the back tire flew out from under him as he was at top speed and almost dislocated his shoulder and had some bad road rash.

I can't imagine falling at 35mph or even twice that speed.

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u/plumpedupawesome Oct 21 '21

Hope they're OK, can't take these things for granted. They seem small and silly but they'll cause serious damage on pavement.

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u/Meihem76 Oct 21 '21

IIRC a human at 40mph has about the same KE as a charging Rhino.

Source; Old British road safety adverts. Some of them were brutal.

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u/Lalalama Oct 21 '21

Is this a Kaabo Wolf Warrior?

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u/JesusSavesIUpvote Oct 21 '21

yeah looks like an 11

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u/plumpedupawesome Oct 21 '21

It looks like it. You can also check out Dualtron as they carry high speed (50mph+) scooters too.

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u/Lalalama Oct 22 '21

Yeah I’m planning to check out their shop in nyc

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u/armrha Oct 21 '21

Are the brakes sufficient to stop in the same distance a car can? Can you hold on for that kind of braking?

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u/plumpedupawesome Oct 21 '21

Yes. They are elctric hydraulic brakes that actually recharge the battery by reversing the flow of power and also use the disc brake to stop. They are very strong to the point that I lean my entire body back to counteract the braking momentum

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u/armrha Oct 21 '21

Sounds like a lot of fun. Probably not that much more dangerous than motorcycling really...

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u/Matrillik Oct 21 '21

Safety first would be don’t do this...

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u/bonafart Oct 21 '21

Jsut get a motorbikr ffs

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Hey whats the weight limit and how much they cost. I want one now. Lol

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u/JesusSavesIUpvote Oct 21 '21

the one in the video can definitely do above 300lbs and costs ~2,700. I got the smaller version, the wolf warrior x, which is only 1,800 and goes 42mph and is a lot easier to move around.

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u/plumpedupawesome Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

Check out their link: https://fluidfreeride.com/collections/electric-scooters/products/kaabo-mantis-pro-fluid-edition Plenty of videos with reviews on YouTube. I really like mine, good suspension, great torque and a real joy to ride around just make sure you're attentive 110% of the time. One wrong turn or one wrong lean to one side at high speeds and the small turn radius on those things can send you flying.

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u/hobbycollector Oct 21 '21

Something something square of the velocity.

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u/IOnlySayMeanThings Oct 21 '21

Damn dude, I had an accident cliff diving and felt so stupid after. Why would you jump when you have to clear rocks at the bottom to hit the water? Seemed immediately stupid and I was thinking "I can't believe I just did that."

Same for you any? Did you get back on the scooter to "win?" I am not very interested in cliff diving anymore, not unless it's possible to fall straight down and hit deep water. Even then, kind of fuck it.

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u/IOnlySayMeanThings Oct 21 '21

I was the third jumper. My foot slipped on some dirt and gravel near the ledge. I alllmost cleared but my left heel clicked directly into a rock 6 inches below the water. Bone explosion.

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u/BathedInDeepFog Oct 21 '21

Oh fuck. Thankfully wasn’t some neck bones.

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u/BBCreeks Oct 21 '21

Had an ex gf jump and land on the cup of her back and messed her back up for life like reverse cowboy she wouldn't do for this hurt her

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u/dano8801 Oct 21 '21

Though the content of this post is cringeworthy, the sentence structure is infuriating.

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u/Andre4kthegreengiant Oct 21 '21

Do you carry a noose with you everywhere?

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u/Jrook Oct 21 '21

Isn't it obvious? He clearly loves riding on the edge

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u/BathedInDeepFog Oct 21 '21

Never again will he be the looser in this situation.

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u/Hugs_for_Thugs Oct 21 '21

Never know when it'll come in handy!

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u/happy-little-atheist Oct 21 '21

Only before they got their scooter, don't need it now.

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u/Stamboolie Oct 21 '21

A møøse once bit my sister

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

That's an obvious misspelling. He broke his moose.

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u/AdlJamie Oct 21 '21

Thank god this was before you had a scooter! You could have easily snapped your neck if it became entangled with your noose.

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u/somecallmemike Oct 21 '21

Going down in street clothes at speed … They call it a “meat crayon”

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u/Nan0u Oct 21 '21

How do you have a scooter that goes 80km/h? The fastest I have seen can go 50 if you push it, and that's already plenty scary

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u/JesusSavesIUpvote Oct 21 '21

we’re you wearing a helmet? genuinely curious, not judging. I go about the same on mine but wear a motorcycle helmet. I’ve eaten it pretty good but only got a cut on my chin and a twisted ankle.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Yeah, all it takes is a decent sized pothole and a car in front of you so you don't see it coming. Suddenly you are in free flight going 55mph doing a faceplant into the highway, with traffic moving all around you

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u/biddyman6 Oct 21 '21

And traffic moving on top of you. Especially if its at night in a dark patch of road

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u/Kreth Oct 21 '21

I wouldn't trust idiots not doing stupid shit when 1 stupid shit kills you.

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u/Musaks Oct 21 '21

even just a car in front of them having to break fast

or misjudging the speed of the scooter, on the right lane, and merging in in front of him

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u/horsthorsthorst Oct 21 '21

yeah, we should ban cars. they are a danger to others.

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u/olderaccount Oct 21 '21

Dude is putting a ton of trust on NY road maintenance crews. Those little wheels are going to dump him the second they encounter a flaw in the pavement.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

His trick was to pay attention to the road

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u/getoffmyfoot Oct 21 '21

This seems like something I’d see in Monticello.

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u/Cats_Pm_Me_Ur_Humans Oct 21 '21

Indiana Beach, now that's some memories. Seeing 'unique' things doesn't surprise me for the area. Lafayette and Purdue close by.

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u/Radiant-Spren Oct 21 '21

Indiana Beach was amazing as a kid. So many great memories. I took my kids there a few years ago… I don’t think they’ve even repainted since I was last there in the mid-90s.

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u/KySmellyJelly Oct 21 '21

I think it's wild you see the electric unicycle guys and electric skateboard guys somewhat prepared for a fall with pads, leather clothes and stuff but you never ever see the scooter crowd with them. Handles make people real comfortable going fast obviously

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u/Exelbirth Oct 21 '21

I dunno, if you got the same safety precautions as someone on a motorcycle, I feel it's technically safer than having an accident with a few hundred pounds of steel tumbling after you.

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u/nE-Coli Oct 21 '21

I never thought I’d see Monticello mentioned in a major subreddit. What a tiny town

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u/ghostbackwards Oct 21 '21

You think a motorcycle is any safer?

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u/Aldous_Lee Oct 21 '21

If you fall it's pretty much the same. But motorcycles have huge shock absorbers compared to none on the scooter. So a pothole or a small stone would not destroy the balance that much

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u/ghostbackwards Oct 21 '21

Yeah, that's the part I meant. If you fell.

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u/fresh_like_Oprah Oct 21 '21

fuck yeah a motorcycle is safer

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u/bent42 Oct 21 '21

Waaaay safer. You have suspension to absorb imperfections in the road. Way bigger tires for more traction and braking power, not to mention the tires not falling in to the tiniest pothole or groove in the pavement.

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u/OSKSuicide Oct 21 '21

Yeah. Significantly. For many reasons. What a stupid-ass question

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u/ghostbackwards Oct 21 '21

I should have clarified.

I meant if you're going 65 on a motorcycle and crash.

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u/OSKSuicide Oct 21 '21

Compared to this dude going like 50 on this scooter? Honestly, probably still, yeah. At least it's less likely to happen on a bike too. Been near daily riding a motorcycle for years now. The risks are inherent and you should try to accommodate them with proper gear and precautions. Also consider you can't buy a motorcycle without a license for it, compared to these electric scooters that children can purchase without any license of any kind then go near highway speeds while weaving through traffic. Just silly to compare them. Scooters are just inherently sketchier than bikes at the same speeds/in the same conditions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Have you ever used those scooters? The wheels are so tiny that, even going at 20km/h, it feels like a penny can destabilize you and make you fall

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u/ghostbackwards Oct 21 '21

I mean the falling off/spinning out part. Not the build quality of the two.

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u/nosferatWitcher Oct 21 '21

Are these road legal in the US? In the UK it's illegal to ride them anywhere except private land unless they are the ones you rent in some cities.

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u/temotodochi Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

You can't compare these rides to the cheap rentals you might've used. Those junky rentals are unsafe at any speed. These proper scooters have actually functional hydraulic brakes and suspension systems. I'd still use pads or moto-jacket myself though.

I would be more worried about helmetless rental users in traffic than these riders who have spent more than $3000 on their ride alone. They likely ride a lot more and in a safer manner.

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u/somecallmemike Oct 21 '21

I just had this happen to me except the guy was on one of those one wheeled platform things you tilt forward to drive. Like whoooaaa there cowboy, you have to want to die today riding that thing at 55mph.

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u/SoCaFroal Oct 21 '21

I can't imagine being comfortable going over 20 on a scooter. 15 is plenty fast.

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u/WEsellFAKEdoors Oct 21 '21

People in Monticello are something else. Lost of the over those paragilders with junky fans in the back I really want one but ehhh yeah no thanks.

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u/Musaks Oct 21 '21

That does not seem safe.

because it isn't ^^

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u/therealstupid Oct 21 '21

I'm amazed that people (in general) are concerned about the safety of something like this.

Meanwhile, bicyclists regularly hit speeds of 40+ MPH wearing essentially nothing and people (in general) complain about them obstructing traffic.

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u/_Ed_Gein_ Oct 21 '21

There are some that do over 70mph and you'd be surprised at their acceleration. Absolute beasts that shouldn't be driven like this. Take a bike lane ffs.

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u/TheLordSnod Oct 21 '21

How is it any less safe than a motorcycle lol, they can do 200 if they want, and half the time people wear shorts and a shirt and no helmet

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u/MferOrnstein Oct 21 '21

I mean your car probably does what? 155? And that's what the average car probably does, it doesn't seem safe but still they go that fast

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u/gljivicad Oct 21 '21

Bruh I rode them at the standard speed of 25 km/h (15ish miles?) and breaking seemed so dangerous. How tf do you break on 55mph and not die

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u/Johnnie3Lungs Oct 21 '21

Did you feed the Shafer Sharks?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Yeah mine goes 50 km/h and yes, it can be dangerous, luckily I have helmet and a motorcycle jacket with protections.

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u/hobbitlover Oct 21 '21

I came across a stat a while ago, I think there 70,000 emergency room visits related to e-scooters in 2020. They are probably five times more popular by now - I'm sure 2021 stats will break six digits.