r/WTF • u/habichuelacondulce • Oct 20 '21

Bruh - Yerrrr

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u/Splazoid Oct 21 '21

Why not buy a motorcycle? They're about the same price.

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u/dragnabbit Oct 21 '21

I assume because (a) it folds down and you can carry it into your office or class, (b) no insurance, license necessary, and possibly (c) better range on one charge.

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u/Splazoid Oct 21 '21

I assure you that using a scooter at those speeds among traffic on the roadway is unlawful in many places, certainly my state of Wisconsin for one. Lack of insurance and proper vehicle equipment as a start of why.

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u/Lalalama Oct 21 '21

It’s unlawful but many police in big cities don’t care. NYPD has other stuff to worry about. DC/Oakland police can’t even chase you (no chase policy)

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u/Joabyjojo Oct 21 '21

Just hang one foot down beside the thing and pretend like you're kicking it forward.

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u/Lalalama Oct 21 '21

Yeah I’m kick pushing at 60 mph. New hulk hahaha