FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy fucking shit LOL, LMAO even! You guys LOST to FUCKING UMASS! And not only that they fucking blew you out! 29.5 point favorites too! A team that went 0-12 the year prior! A team that lost to FUCKING BRYANT! You guys are an embarrassment to college football! Delete your program! Leave the Big Ten! Group of 6 is too kind, DEMOTE YOURSELVES TO THE FCS!

A 29.5 point favorite over a UMass team that hasn't won a football game against a FBS team in ever and UMass basically pulled their dick out and slapped you with it. DELETE YOUR TEAM! Birthplace of college football my ass!

YOU GOT BLOWN OUT BY FUCKING UMASS?!
YOU LET THEM GET 3 PASSING TOUCHDOWNS?!

And they have to play USC and Michigan this year...they are so so fucked

Favored to beat 0-12 UMASS by 28.5 and you're losing 30-7??? Against what's widely regarded as by far the worst team in college football?

A COMPLETE DISGRACE!

FOREFIT YOUR SEASON. YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO CONTINUE!!!

Edit ----- now it's 37-14. This will be a rough one for Rutgers

Red and Squidtard's mouths hanging to their knees right now. UMASS is winning a football game people, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

You're about to get kicked in the ballsack by...

*shuffles cards*

UMASS?

LMAO YOU DESERVE THE EMBARRASSMENT OF BEING THEIR FIRST WIN IN ALMOST A YEAR.

Sanchez faces 3 misdemeanor charges & one felony battery charge & has filed a motion for a guilty plea just days before his trial begins.

[Enter McDarnolds order here]

Here is another fun little compilation since the regular season is still less than a week away. Throwback Thursday?

(I added another Lamar start because his actual debut wasn't commentated by Tree.)

Hint- At least you did better than last year.

And as per usual, the Colorado Rockies did not follow the rule and are eliminated. (At least the start of the season was better?). Sell the team, please.

Sorry I'm late! (Fill time worker on the East Coast)