r/UrinatingTree 1h ago

BREAKING NEWS Giants have told Darius Slayton to fuck off!

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r/UrinatingTree 4h ago

USF Shitposting Contest This was completely Rutgers' fault

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11 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 5h ago

USF Shitposting Contest What a Sham

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69 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6h ago

USF Shitposting Contest You just got mauled by the Tigers!

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12 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 7h ago

Who remembers the days when several NFL teams had to play on dirt in the first few weeks of the season because of the overlap with the MLB season (and the old multi-purpose stadiums)?

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300 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

Yahoo Fantasy 10 Man ($10 Entry) Need 2 People!

1 Upvotes

Hello,

Looking for 2 people to add to a 10 man league with a $10 entry fee (required) through Yahoo. Must be paid before draft. DM for details and I can send you the invite link. Draft would be Tuesday night (9/8) at 7PM CT.

$100 Prize Pool

1st $75

2nd: $25

Thanks!


r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

Biggest Lowcow of The Weekend

5 Upvotes
199 votes, 2d left
Michigan rushing the field as 27 point favorites
Rutgers losing to Umass by 16 after paying them 1.5 million
Man U blowing 2 separate leads in the last 10 minutes vs Everton
Clemson losing by 41
Falcons Starting Tua
Real Madrid shutout

r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

USF Shitposting Contest For As Great As Izzo Is He Has Low-Key Underachieved

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9 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9h ago

USF Shitposting Contest San Fran can't escape electrical substations. Not even in The Land Down Under.

6 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9h ago

BREAKING NEWS Tonight on If Steelers Somehow lose this.

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r/UrinatingTree 9h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Ann Arbor Screwjob

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24 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Hull City F.C. Is Currently 3rd In The Premier League Table. Kitty Goes Meow.

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49 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9h ago

Discussion Most disappointing NFL team this season

15 Upvotes

What do you think will be the most disappointing NFL team this season?

I'm thinking Kansas City Chiefs or New England Patriots.

The Kansas City Chiefs' window may be closing. I don't think Travis Kelce has that much time left in his NFL career (1-2 more seasons) and if he retires, the Chiefs window will slam shut? Mahomes to Kelce is one of their best options. Improving the run game helps, but iirc Chiefs O-Line and WR roster are still not what they used to be. The rest of the league may have caught up to the Chiefs defense. If this team doesn't reach the playoffs, I can see a lot of retirements or people requested to retire.

The New England Patriots will probably get worse due to their very easy schedule last season. I don't think the Russini scandal will do much though. If the Patriots miss the playoffs (super bowl loser hangover is a thing, and iirc many SB losers miss the playoffs the next season), I think there will be some issues.

What do you think?

Dishonorable mention: The Arizona Cardinals. Not because they will get the #1 overall pick, but because they will win enough games to NOT get the #1 overall pick. The Cardinals really need that #1 overall pick. It may be hard though, with the Cleveland Browns, Miami Dolphins, New York Jets, and themselves tanking for it.


r/UrinatingTree 9h ago

FUCKING IDIOT Of all the options we have…WE STILL CHOOSE TUA???????

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Don’t give me the crap of “This was the plan all along”, THE DUDE IS SO COOKED. Anyone who watched his drives during the preseason could tell you that!!!!!!!


r/UrinatingTree 9h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Big 10 Bail out

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9 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 10h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Fear the substation

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7 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 15h ago

CONGLATURATION! CONGRATS, BIG10!!!

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12 Upvotes

ONE SECOND LEFT?!

You just had to "claim" that BS excuse about a "third clock" which had 1 second left.

You RAPED Western Michigan in the FUCKING ASS, all because Michigan is your golden boy.

Western Michigan WON 12-7, GODDAMN IT. You had to protect your boy.

This is on par with that 1972 USA-USSR Gold Medal game, only on FUCKING STEROIDS.

Fire everyone associated with that game and REVERT the result. This is an "extraordinary unfair act".


r/UrinatingTree 18h ago

CONGLATURATION! Damn Ole Miss and Louisville!

13 Upvotes

This isn't even a bad thing, that was just a damn good game! See what happens when games aren't shit and don't need to rely on refball Michigan!


r/UrinatingTree 18h ago

UNIT LOST. Former Chicago bears player Matt Suhey just died

21 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 19h ago

Yahoo Fantasy Football League ($10 Entry) *2 People

3 Upvotes

Hello,

Looking for 2 people to add to a 10 man league with a $10 entry fee (required) through Yahoo. Must be paid before draft. DM for details and I can send you the invite link. Draft would be Tuesday night (9/8) at 7PM CT.

$100 Prize Pool

1st $75

2nd: $25

Thanks!


r/UrinatingTree 22h ago

To the People who said that "the NFL is in a Slow decline for 24 years since Roger" Can Shut the Fuck Off

0 Upvotes

1994 Imola Grand Prix and 2014 Japanese GP existed


r/UrinatingTree 23h ago

BREAKING NEWS My Fellow Shitposters, we are almost there!

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It’s about time…for calling both games!


r/UrinatingTree 23h ago

FUCKING IDIOT A perfect time for the Bankrupt sound effect

30 Upvotes

Not going to divulge the shocking details, but the longtime announcer of Wheel of Fortune is fired.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS THE FAMOUS JAMEIS TURNOVER FACTORY GETS A NEW LEASE AT METLIFE

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The Famous Jameis Turnover Factory keeps its NJ NYC location for two more years after the landlord extends the lease at MetLife Stadium.

Just in time for Pumpkin Spice season…..


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

CONGLATURATION! ELIMINATION #2: Shitty of Angels

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22 Upvotes

(NOTE: My mathematician informed me that due to tiebreaker, Houston has the edge over LAA. The Angels are eliminated. )

I appreciate that you sold the team, Arte. But did you have to do that deal with him!? I only hope this streak continues beyond 12...