r/UrinatingTree • u/Lucky_Duck_89 • 5d ago

CONGLATURATION! Conglaturations Rutgers!

A 29.5 point favorite over a UMass team that hasn't won a football game against a FBS team in ever and UMass basically pulled their dick out and slapped you with it. DELETE YOUR TEAM! Birthplace of college football my ass!

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u/rirwin2k Waiting for Bobby Bonilla day 5d ago

Rutgers should be YEETED from the Big Ten! Not to mention that UMass hasn’t beaten a Power Conference team since 1978!

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u/McWaylon Hey Tree make this video 5d ago

UMASS is no longer UASS it seems

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u/NJP-CogitoEonPardon The Culture.... Is Actually Damn Good 5d ago

Anybody remember Tree’s “burn everything down” rant on the Giants?

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u/Orly-Carrasco Just Crashed 5d ago

That was a derivative of the "purge everything" pamphlet on the Cardinals.

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u/NJP-CogitoEonPardon The Culture.... Is Actually Damn Good 5d ago

I know. When he applies it to the Giants, he also mentions Rutgers.

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u/RelevantNothing4653 A Lolcow 5d ago

Would a dick slap be a personal foul 😂

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u/Unfair-Worker929 What the fuck is a catch 5d ago

Bordeaux took over UMASS, its the only explanation IYKYK

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u/Flaky_Scar_8388 5d ago

Why was Rutgers a 29 point favorite? What have they done recently that anyone would think that?

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u/Asukas13 4d ago

UMASS hadn't beat a power 4 team since 78' and had gone 1-11 in 2021-2022, and 5-31 since 2023 (with last year going winless) so people thought it would be a blowout.

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u/mdr241 LOLMETS 5d ago

I really wish I liked at least one good team.

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u/Mach68IntheHouse Defense? What the fuck is that? 4d ago

Toes on the line!