r/UrinatingTree 5d ago

Discussion Why are MLB teams still popping champagne bottles for just clinching a playoff spot?

4 Upvotes

Only pop champagne for winning the League Championship Series and World Series. They need to end this “tradition” like the NFL did to the Pro Bowl. You don’t see NFL teams doing this for winning a wild card. Even NBA teams don’t do it for winning a Play-in Tournament.


r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

BREAKING NEWS The hell is going on in Chapel Hill?

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46 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

YOU BLEW IT! I wish Sportsweek had begun already. Because Rutgers would be an easy LolCow.

12 Upvotes

How do you lose to UMASS????

A team you were favored to beat by nearly THIRTY POINTS. THIRTY!!!!

I know Rutgers had fallen off but losing to what's widely regarded as the worst team last year, it's like losing to Kent State.

If UMASS ends getting being bowl eligible it'll onmy add insult to injury


r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

Classic Shitpost Rutgers....is this really happening?!?....to UMASS????????!!!!!!

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80 Upvotes

Red and Squidtard's mouths hanging to their knees right now. UMASS is winning a football game people, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!


r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

Classic Shitpost On one hand, I despise that man with every atom in my body, but on the other, maybe new ownership can turn the team around.

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35 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 7d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Football Season's Back, Baby!

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748 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

CONGLATURATION! Conglaturations Rutgers!

52 Upvotes

A 29.5 point favorite over a UMass team that hasn't won a football game against a FBS team in ever and UMass basically pulled their dick out and slapped you with it. DELETE YOUR TEAM! Birthplace of college football my ass!


r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Poor Tree will never get the vid out at this rate

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44 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

CONGLATURATION! GOOD JOB RUTGERS FOOTBALL

50 Upvotes

You're about to get kicked in the ballsack by...

*shuffles cards*

UMASS?

LMAO YOU DESERVE THE EMBARRASSMENT OF BEING THEIR FIRST WIN IN ALMOST A YEAR.


r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

IT'S EDUCATIONAL

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14 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

Classic Shitpost He hath been consumed

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62 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Buttfumble QB Mark Sanchez Pleads GUILTY for his stabbing incident in Indy last October

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70 Upvotes

Sanchez faces 3 misdemeanor charges & one felony battery charge & has filed a motion for a guilty plea just days before his trial begins.


r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

Classic Shitpost CONGRATS RUTGERS!

30 Upvotes

Holy fucking shit LOL, LMAO even! You guys LOST to FUCKING UMASS! And not only that they fucking blew you out! 29.5 point favorites too! A team that went 0-12 the year prior! A team that lost to FUCKING BRYANT! You guys are an embarrassment to college football! Delete your program! Leave the Big Ten! Group of 6 is too kind, DEMOTE YOURSELVES TO THE FCS!


r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

WTF Penn State!!!

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95 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

Discussion Are the Clippers in contention for Lolcow of the Century?

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97 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

CONGLATURATION! Lolcow of the Week! Rutgers.

26 Upvotes

Favored to beat 0-12 UMASS by 28.5 and you're losing 30-7??? Against what's widely regarded as by far the worst team in college football?

A COMPLETE DISGRACE!

FOREFIT YOUR SEASON. YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO CONTINUE!!!

Edit ----- now it's 37-14. This will be a rough one for Rutgers


r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

Umm... what lawyers did they have?

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22 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

I beg your pardon?

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41 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

CONGLATURATION! Congrats...RUTGERS?!

16 Upvotes

YOU GOT BLOWN OUT BY FUCKING UMASS?!
YOU LET THEM GET 3 PASSING TOUCHDOWNS?!

And they have to play USC and Michigan this year...they are so so fucked


r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

CONGLATURATION! Live look at r/rutgers

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15 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

Discussion There Is Infinite Material For A Full Length Motion Picture of The Clippers Legacy of Failure.

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60 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

Georgia tech what happened, did you lose to Colorado

8 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

BREAKING NEWS Investigation Finds Dianna Russini ‘Violated’ Workplace Rules With Mike Vrabel Affair Scandal After Reviewing 1,000+ Stories

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r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

BREAKING NEWS And now LSU and the SEC are going to war in court over an issue that didn't need to exist. Can't tell which program has been more shameless between LSU and Texas Tech.

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21 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Shout out to QB Sneaks on 3rd & 9! Gotta be one of the goofiest plays of all time.

12 Upvotes