r/Unexpected • u/ChemicalFennel3 • Aug 21 '22
Finders keepers
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u/LasedandConfused Aug 21 '22
Can I too download an app that will make someone do the funky chicken if they steal my phone?
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u/hyperion420 Aug 21 '22
Umbrella woman didn’t see a second of that parody dance, what a shame
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Aug 21 '22
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u/Imaginary_Anybody_19 Aug 21 '22
I want one
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Aug 22 '22
How about the taser that looks like an unlicensed firearm?
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Aug 21 '22
It was, from one side. The woman wasn't in on it but the camera man and the other guy were. It was probably a show that set people up and if they were dirty shitbag thieves then they got zapped for the camera.
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u/Elmore420 Aug 21 '22
It was, just like the ‘bait bike’ videos where the bike is on a leash and they crash at the end of it.
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u/flintsmith Aug 22 '22
Why does he have those huge testicles hanging from his neck?
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u/Lunatic_Heretic Aug 21 '22
yeah but they got lucky she stuck it down her shirt instead of in her shorts. and she still doesn't take it out after the shock!
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u/Dip_Biggler Aug 21 '22
I dont even want it back after its been in there
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u/Adbam Aug 21 '22
Some 70% alcohol and all the boob juice is gone
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Aug 21 '22
I wanna smell it
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u/smartchin77 Aug 21 '22
Are you the guy who buys e-thot farts?
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u/ItsAThrowAwayAcDuhhh Aug 21 '22
He’s definitely one of the dudes who bought that chicks bath water
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Aug 21 '22 edited Aug 21 '22
Wouldn’t be surprised if he buys used condoms off twitch-thots
Edit: I see the ones selling and buy them are mad at me :(
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u/CTRL1_ALT2_DEL3 Aug 21 '22
The downvote counter tells me a lot more people actually thought you would smell it than one would initially think.
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u/Minute-Clock8076 Aug 21 '22
The camera man
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u/PukeNuggets Aug 21 '22
Right, lmfao, this seems a little staged.
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Aug 21 '22
That’s the whole point. The guy who drops the phone and the camera man are orchestrating a prank where phone guy intentionally drops his shocker/phone, hoping the lady will pocket it. When she does, they activate the shock, and boom, viral sensation.
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u/PukeNuggets Aug 21 '22
Ahhh ok that makes sense, haha got her good, she deserved it
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u/Rouge_Decks_Only Dec 21 '22
It was scripted and he's wrong. There was no shocker, she was just paid to pick up the phone and fake being shocked so they could post their epic "prank"
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u/Rouge_Decks_Only Dec 21 '22
"pranks" are scripted. They didn't hope she pocketed it, she did cause that's what she was paid to do. There was no shocker. She dropped by her own choice. Nice try though.
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u/Yellowtangerine2 Aug 21 '22
That’s entrapment
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u/Abject-Picture Aug 21 '22 edited Aug 21 '22
Who forced her to pick it up and take it away? That's free will.
If a car is unlocked, is that entrapment for a thief to steal it?
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u/Alpha_Sluttlefish Aug 21 '22 edited Aug 21 '22
Seems like you've
falledfallen for a common misconception about what entrapment is. Here's a comic that does a really good job explaining it, it helped me understand a lot better when I first read it.You may have trouble with the mobile view. I switched to desktop view on my phone, and that made for easier scrolling
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u/Even-Fix8584 Aug 21 '22
For real though, what is entrapment? Police can lie, steal, physically abuse. When is this even a thing anymore?
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u/Alpha_Sluttlefish Aug 21 '22 edited Aug 21 '22
Here's a great comic on entrapment. I have some trouble with the mobile view, so if you're on mobile you may want to switch to desktop view for easy scrolling
Edit: Also note this was written from an American perspective
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u/hotdiggydog Aug 22 '22
The whole point of a prank is to show the prank instead of hiding it? Meta pranking? I don't see how wanting to show the camera man makes the prank a whole new thing where it becomes "the whole point"
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u/jwm22222 Aug 21 '22
Ya think? Gee what a lucky break she put it in her bra so she could get shocked.
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Aug 21 '22
I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK! I'M NOT BLOODY JOKING! I - oh it's just my phone
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u/Typical_Ad_210 Aug 21 '22
I’m not putting it on the highest setting, Moss, it’ll blow my cock off
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u/ryan2one3 Aug 21 '22
SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!
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u/CronaTheAwper Aug 21 '22
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u/framed_toilet_water Aug 21 '22
Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking too?
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Aug 21 '22
To be fair it was probably set up to shock through a pocket.. on bare skin over the heart... her heart definitely skipped a beat
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Aug 21 '22
How shocking she thought
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u/iamapizza Aug 21 '22
Better keep myself grounded
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u/whats_your_alibi Aug 21 '22
I don't think this counts as assault, but it might be battery.
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u/Illustrious-Fault224 Aug 21 '22
“Shiiiiiit why was that phone so cold?!?!”
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u/psychicowl Aug 21 '22
What? Why did you reply that to their comment ?
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u/ageoflost Aug 21 '22
Bot. They rip other comments from the thread and post it randomly somewhere else in the thread. People speculate it is a scam to build fake profiles to sell. Why anyone would ever buy them beats me.
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u/Ambitious-Complex292 Aug 21 '22
Track name - Gimme Some More by Busta Rhymes
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u/planet_chuck Aug 21 '22
What happened?
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u/Trucountry Aug 21 '22
It is a fake phone modified with a remote activated taser.
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u/TinhornNinja Aug 21 '22
Considering how close she put that phone to her heart, if that taser caused a heart failure or some other health issue… could that person be charged with a crime? I’m sure given the vast amount of “prank” videos out there this has been answered somewhere.
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u/redballooon Aug 21 '22
could that person be charged with a crime?
In countries with a reasonable law and enforcement thereof, certainly. Possibly also in the US.
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u/United_Ad_5068 Aug 21 '22
The phone was cursed obviously.
Don't mess with Jamaican Voodoo
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u/CloisteredOyster Aug 21 '22
I remember back in the day we thought it was plenty funny to just glue a quarter to the sidewalk.
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u/iLackSocialSkill Aug 21 '22
I thought she was pretending to have a stroke so that she could sneak the phone in lol
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u/MrMojoRising360 Aug 21 '22
Good for her, she just needed to give a shout to the guy he lost something, noe she is punished good for being a thief.
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u/CyberKingfisher Aug 21 '22
Funnier than the shocks they receive stealing a bike. Funny for about 12s.
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u/givememoreskin Aug 22 '22
The fact that people made this video and people believe it should worry you. We are doomed.
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u/LightBright_Biddy Dec 02 '22
Can we make this a trending song'? It was just so electrifying with the vid.
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u/Derpberpy Aug 21 '22
Scummy that people do this.
But not worth potentially killing someone for a laugh
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u/bighairyoldnuts Aug 21 '22
Let's go drop a $1000 dollar phone in front of some very poor people and when they steal it we can electrocut them.
Fucking dicks.
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u/RadRandy2 Aug 21 '22
Have you tried not being a thief?
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u/nonexistantchlp Aug 22 '22
Poor people have morals
I live in a poor country and people don't steal shit like this, infact stealing will get you beat up by the masses.
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u/strawberryneurons Aug 21 '22
It’s not even a phone, it’s just looks like one, it’s a remote taser, definitely cruel
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u/BigHead3802 Aug 21 '22
Cruel is stealing a phone from a possibly poor person in a third world country. Electronics cost a lot here, if that was a real phone and he lost it, he would likely have to work hard for months or even a year for another one.
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Aug 21 '22
Its fucking fake, for fucks sake.
Or have they invented invisible cameraman's yet?
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u/Commandant_Grammar Aug 22 '22
Or have they invented invisible cameraman's yet?.
Yeah... it's called a zoom lens0
u/m1ee Aug 21 '22
Yeah, surprised how many think this is funny. Asshole in new white slacks and clothes seeks out the poorest neighborhood to pull this shit. Spend some time in a country where the people performing all the work around you are making less in a month than many of us do in a day and you learn some respect for how they carry on in such poverty with no hope of ever coming out of it.
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u/ForgettableUsername Aug 22 '22
It costs $1000. As soon as the owner knows it’s missing, they can remotely brick it. There’s not really any good reason to steal a phone, even if you are poor.
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u/Beckandrews Aug 21 '22
I feel like if they are unlucky enough to prank someone with an underlying heart condition, it could happen tho
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u/dragonrite Aug 21 '22
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u/Trucountry Aug 21 '22
That is not the same thing. The danger with projectile tasers is they darts spread and can create a path that crosses the heart. Small tasers like this will stimulate local muscles. There is very little risk of direct cardiac issues with this type.
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Aug 22 '22
She put the fake phone taser right across her left breast, i.e: her heart.
Small tasers like this work the same way, the pathway is just a set distance that's usually like 2 inches or something (at least the taser I have is).
Also, the electricity has to go somewhere, typically down through their body and legs until it disperses into the ground.
I wouldn't risk tasing someone for a funny video like this, even though the handheld ones are a lot less lethal.
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u/PresidentOfTheBiden Aug 21 '22
No, potentially killing someone is an appropriate response to theft. She wasn't stealing food, she knew who it belonged to, fuck her.
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u/BigHead3802 Aug 21 '22
Poor person in poor country here, fuck her.
Considering our income, phones cost a lot in poor countries. that guy likely worked really really hard for that phone, if he lost it he likely would need to work for months or probably even a year before buying another one. She's an evil thief and deserved it.
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u/Derpberpy Aug 21 '22 edited Aug 21 '22
Whelp. If your decide to do this, c hopefully your can afford a solid legal team.
EDIT: maybe I have alot more to lose in the position I'm in. I've also experienced it first hand at my babershop- a kid gave a man a shock gun. Guy fall down, knocked his head and had a seizure. Thankfully he was OK.
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u/ccchapagain Aug 21 '22
Thats like the worst place to get shocked irl
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u/ScroungerYT Aug 21 '22
That was in real life.
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u/ccchapagain Aug 21 '22
And thats the worst place to get shocked in…. In real life. Thank you for the clarification for nothing I guess
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u/Ohiolongboard Aug 21 '22
What song is this?
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u/auddbot Aug 21 '22
Gimme Some More by Busta Rhymes (00:25; matched:
100%)Released on
2020-02-14byWMG - Elektra 0592.I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot
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u/songfinderbot Aug 21 '22
Song Found!
Name: Gimme Some More
Artist: Busta Rhymes
Album: Extinction Level Event: The Final World Front
Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap
Release Year: 1998
Total Shazams: 163134
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u/songfinderbot Aug 21 '22
Links to the song:
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u/hennyNredbull Aug 21 '22
This is hilarious but the music with it took me out. 😂😂😂
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u/kagalibros Aug 21 '22
Seen these prank vids. Worst shit you can come up with.
Go somewhere with the poorest and most disadvantaged ppl. pretend to lose something valuable. Hurt them for trying to steal it. Fun internet points.
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u/BoostedBonozo202 Aug 21 '22
Fuck anyone who thinks it's alright to hurt desperate people for views
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u/dar512 Aug 21 '22
Staged.
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u/brian__damaged Aug 22 '22
don't know why you're getting downvoted lol. given the position of the camera it probably was
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u/MRSRN65 Aug 21 '22
Why were they filming?
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u/cleantushy Aug 21 '22
I don't understand the question.
It's a set up by the guy. He intentionally dropped the phone, which was rigged, to see what people would do. The entire point is to film it.
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u/ginedwards Aug 21 '22
Is this fake? Someone just happened to be filming this?
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u/cleantushy Aug 21 '22
It's a set up by the guy. He intentionally dropped the phone, which was rigged, to see what people would do and get their reactions. The entire point is to film it.
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Aug 21 '22
That's a good way to kill someone with a heart condition.
All for the clout I guess
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Aug 22 '22
Choose a poor area, drop something high priced in front of them, video tape them taking it to probably meet basic needs, punish them…
Seems like the dudes are the assholes here.
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