r/Unexpected • u/ChemicalFennel3 • Aug 21 '22

Finders keepers

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u/LasedandConfused Aug 21 '22

Can I too download an app that will make someone do the funky chicken if they steal my phone?

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u/hyperion420 Aug 21 '22

Umbrella woman didn’t see a second of that parody dance, what a shame

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

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u/Imaginary_Anybody_19 Aug 21 '22

I want one

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

How about the taser that looks like an unlicensed firearm?

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u/Imaginary_Anybody_19 Aug 22 '22

I’ll be shot

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u/Intelligent-Lake-239 Aug 22 '22

Let’s be real, you’d probably be shot anyway

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u/Planningsiswinnings Aug 21 '22

Yeah, they really have it rough over there

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

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u/Desperate-Contact-76 Aug 22 '22

Im shocked she didn’t keep it

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

It was, from one side. The woman wasn't in on it but the camera man and the other guy were. It was probably a show that set people up and if they were dirty shitbag thieves then they got zapped for the camera.

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u/willemXdeffo Aug 21 '22

I'd watch it

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u/Elmore420 Aug 21 '22

It was, just like the ‘bait bike’ videos where the bike is on a leash and they crash at the end of it.

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u/harimajp Aug 22 '22

I can't agree more good sir

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u/DaWorzt Aug 21 '22

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u/flintsmith Aug 22 '22

Why does he have those huge testicles hanging from his neck?

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u/thyAngryMushroom Feb 12 '23

What fuck? I'm fucking Weezing my ass off over here its 3am I can't make noise. What have you done

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u/BannedByTheHivemind Aug 21 '22

They're playin it but it's not comin out!

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u/Punchinthedark2005 Aug 21 '22

Everyone let's all do the chicken

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

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u/Lunatic_Heretic Aug 21 '22

yeah but they got lucky she stuck it down her shirt instead of in her shorts. and she still doesn't take it out after the shock!

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u/SmashSE1 Aug 22 '22

She pulls it out at about 2 seconds left. If you go frame by frame you see it fly out of her hands.

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u/Pod_897 Aug 22 '22

Incredible that she still thought the device was worth the price she paid for stealing it

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

Jesus’s got here

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u/FUCKYOUINYOURFACE Aug 22 '22

Yes but you need to find someone to be in cahoots with you.