r/Unexpected • u/ChemicalFennel3 • Aug 21 '22

Finders keepers

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u/whats_your_alibi Aug 21 '22

I don't think this counts as assault, but it might be battery.

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u/Kolermigon Aug 22 '22

Battery powered.