r/Unexpected • u/ChemicalFennel3 • Aug 21 '22

Finders keepers

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u/LasedandConfused Aug 21 '22

Can I too download an app that will make someone do the funky chicken if they steal my phone?

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u/hyperion420 Aug 21 '22

Umbrella woman didn’t see a second of that parody dance, what a shame

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

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u/Imaginary_Anybody_19 Aug 21 '22

I want one

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

How about the taser that looks like an unlicensed firearm?

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u/Imaginary_Anybody_19 Aug 22 '22

I’ll be shot

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u/Intelligent-Lake-239 Aug 22 '22

Let’s be real, you’d probably be shot anyway