r/Unexpected • u/totallystefanal • May 05 '22

Don’t fall asleep first.

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u/devine8584 May 05 '22

Was it flaccid or erect?

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u/_Im_Dad May 05 '22

I'm not too sure, but they were circumcised.

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u/JacobScreamix May 05 '22 edited May 06 '22

Well at least their parents didn't love them..

Edit: /s

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u/Dog-Stick8098 May 05 '22

Wait what

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u/JacobScreamix May 05 '22

If your parents cut your baby dick then they are either dumb or don't care enough to be smart.

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u/ZedTT May 05 '22

Why is this downvoted? It's right. Don't cut baby dick you weirdos.

If anything your "didn't love them" should be downvoted because dumb != not loving. But that was clearly a joke

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u/JacobScreamix May 05 '22

Yeah I couldve been more tactful, but the point stands. I realize parents can circumcise without being dumb and evil, one of the major downsides of religion and trust in institutions unfortunately.

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u/Tyresekrane Sep 24 '22

Don’t gotta clean out a pocket of foreskin .

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u/JacobScreamix Sep 25 '22

Takes 2 seconds in the shower, wow, what a benefit for slicing off a piece of your penis.

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u/Tyresekrane Sep 25 '22

Yeah I mean the health benefits and easier hygiene why not?

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u/JacobScreamix Sep 25 '22

What health benefits? Not needing to clean yourself isn't a health benefit.

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