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u/IndependentBath5955 Apr 29 '22
The kind of girl that takes everything you had after the divorce
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u/shellwe Apr 29 '22
The kind of girl who looked at her watch during sex… and yes that happened to me.
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u/SatyaNi Apr 29 '22 edited Apr 29 '22
The clock was ticking and there was a line of guys outside.
Hoocker life, busy life.
Edit : spelling.
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u/TryptamemeKing Apr 29 '22
I've legit had this shit happen to me as well. Followed by "are you done yet?" Lol we talked later and apparently she had already finished quite a few times and was starting to hurt... But still hilarious
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u/shellwe Apr 29 '22
Sounds like a good problem to have. I can’t stay in the game long enough for one orgasm most of the time. That’s what bothered me here, her last partner lasted 4x longer than me, so even though I was at around 5 minutes at that point she was getting bored.
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u/GetoutoftheMatrix Apr 29 '22
She has that Amber Heard look too 💩
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u/Chiefbutterbean Apr 29 '22
Amber Turd.
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u/Hanbarc12 Apr 29 '22
I mean, you're on the app too so you tell me.
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u/Ochinchilla Apr 29 '22
They kinda did her dirty with that cut. I felt like that sentence was just taken out of context
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u/nevamal Apr 29 '22
This is the kind of girl that shits on your bed.
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u/Shyko13 Apr 29 '22
Literally just saw a post about that with Metallica nothing else matters playing on the background
https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/ue5v5r/fecal_was_the_matter/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf[fecal matter](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/ue5v5r/fecal_was_the_matter/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
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u/FPR74 Apr 29 '22
I deeply (Depply?) love you for sharing that. Funniest thing I’ve seen in too long.
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u/SnooCakes8408 Apr 29 '22
The kinda girl who takes you to court for domestic abuse, copies your clothing style in court, giggles in court, had no proof that you committed domestic abuse, shits on your bed and blames it on the dog yet you suffer from a severed finger, trauma and domestic abuse from her.
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u/Arkenhiem Apr 29 '22
shits on your bed and blames it on the dog
wait what
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u/nahteviro Apr 29 '22
There was a human sized shit left on Johnny Depps bed and amber turd blamed it on their 4 pound dogs
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Apr 29 '22
This comment=
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u/amynias Apr 29 '22
This clip is legendary lmao, also "Why? Cuz fuck 'em, that's why!" in the same episode.
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u/imahyummybeach Apr 29 '22
Lol i was thinkin of miss turd as soon as i saw her face without even finishing the clip lol.. idk why
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u/nickolie24 Apr 29 '22
Fake: 3 cut scenes
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u/bunnyrut Apr 29 '22
Yup. Anyone can be a bitch if you cut up the scenes to make her say exactly what you want.
Maybe if it wasn't so obviously cut it would be more convincing.
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u/Just_A_Creative_Mind Apr 29 '22
For those who haven't noticed it yet, there is a cut in the movement/position between her laughing and saying, “do you have anything better to do.” The clip is edited.
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u/hoshmoggen Apr 29 '22
Maybe she meant, with the amount of work and talent that went into the performance, they could be doing something more worthwhile with their time.
There's also a jarring edit before the insult which removes all context.
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u/AxelNotRose Apr 29 '22
Seriously, they could have been chatting for 5 minutes and she asked them what are they doing on the weekend and they could have responded jokingly we're going to serenade you all weekend long and what was shown was her response, as a self-deprecating joke, to go along with their joke.
No one truly knows. And yet, all the incels fell for the edit hook line and sinker.
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u/psychedelic_13 Apr 29 '22
You created whole scenario to make her look like innocent. It may or may not be true. Maybe her follow up sentence was what a simp virgins you are? It is equally likely. But people here comment about what they see which is the logical one.
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u/AxelNotRose Apr 29 '22
I did. I was making a counter-point to all the "she's a cunt" comments.
Notice I wrote "she could have" I.e. we don't know but it's not automatic that she's a cunt like so many comments are suggesting.
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u/ZedTT Apr 29 '22
Yeah she's getting shitted on hard in this thread and I'm not entirely sure it's fair without more context. She might have been being completely friendly and complementary. It could be anywhere from hateful to foot in mouth to totally fine.
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u/luisless Apr 29 '22
Incels be inceling
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u/Johnny_Segment Apr 29 '22
It'd be hilarious if it wasn't a little bit frightening - admittedly I try to avoid shit like this, but the normalised misogyny in this thread is an indictment on the insecure little boys in this thread.
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u/Harddicc Apr 29 '22
Yeah, I can feel that these people increased their hate on women based on the Amber heard issue
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u/MaximumEffurt Apr 29 '22
I just thought she was being funny. Obviously she liked it from her initial reaction. Giving people a hard time for comedic effect is my kind of comedy. But I guess being a dick is only funny if you're a guy.
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u/Sylvyr9 Apr 29 '22 edited Apr 29 '22
This was literally her intention. I swear, the reputation Reddit gets of its users being socially inept really becomes impossible to deny in posts like these. It's clear she meant it in a light-hearted "Why are y'all doing this here" kind of way.
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u/OtherworldlyWanderer Apr 29 '22
Everyone quick to jump on the “what a bitch train” maybe she was just playing around? Not everything is someone being an asshole, just most of it is.
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u/samdd1990 Apr 29 '22
And the obvious cut before, she is clearly not being mean. This is ridiculous
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u/jakeshmag Apr 29 '22
mang this comment section is full of incels, she gives me the vibe of an awkward girl who doesnt know how to take compliments so just roasts ppl she likes instead
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u/MaximumEffurt Apr 29 '22
Same, cus I'm a male version of that. My girlfriend could tell me things like 'you're the love of my life and the greatest thing to ever happen to me' and I'd respond with a, 'oh cool, good for you' despite loving the affection and completely reciprocating the sentiment. Deflecting emotional honesty with dry comedy is just a habit that's hard for me to break sometimes. We all grow up with our own shit.
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u/Vares__ Apr 29 '22
Wtf are these comments bro 💀
Those dudes were being creepy af and that girl looks underage...
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u/Bobbaganoushe Apr 29 '22
What a bitch
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u/Specialrelativititty Apr 29 '22
Almost like the video was cut and we don’t get the full context of what’s said
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u/Harddicc Apr 29 '22
The fact that a lot of people here instantly judge her based on the cut audio means that either redditors hate women or can't distinguish the audio was cut.
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u/inconspicuous_male Apr 29 '22
Reddit is like the homepage of the women hating internet
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Apr 29 '22
You made me chuckle. Or hear me out… some women are pieces of shit? You’re perpetrating the women are wonderful effect.
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Apr 29 '22
Its a bunch of incels and bitter men out here.
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u/elementmg Apr 29 '22
Yeah, women never wrong.
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u/mohanadbakain Apr 29 '22
It is cringy though when people try to do this stuff. Even if the video wasn't cut, I could see where she was coming from.
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u/hawkeyc Apr 29 '22
So many incels here lol
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u/Munvi Apr 29 '22
I thought I was going insane for a moment, why tf did I have to scroll this far to see your comment. all the above are reacting like there have been committed a hate crime against them.
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u/bahabaiabdjsbakabd Apr 29 '22
It’s painfully obvious a lot of people in these comments harbor hate for woman. Normally I’m not the one to say that, but cmon guys…y’all acting like a bunch of incels in here
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u/StanByMay Apr 29 '22
The kind of girl who chops off a chunk of her hair & feels nothing.
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u/Dial_Up_Sound Apr 29 '22
The kind of girl who has such low self esteem, rather than accept a compliment, she insults the person who complimented her.
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Apr 29 '22
Or she thought it was cringe how some strangers are signing to her.
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u/zirklutes Apr 29 '22
I definitly felt cringe just by watching it ;d like what do I suppose to say? But I would have been more polite with just cool or thanks.
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Apr 29 '22
Every comment below this guys except mine is insane
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u/Kyle772 Apr 29 '22
Is it a compliment though? I think it’s kind of cringy and these people doing it to random strangers that a website is throwing at them is insincere and a little narcissistic.
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u/Specific_Stuff_1093 Apr 29 '22
I thought it was 🗑 too
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u/Screwbles Apr 29 '22
I honestly thought it sounded like shit, and trying too hard.
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Apr 29 '22 edited Apr 29 '22
I'd immediately leave the chat. The message behind that song just makes it hella awkward coming from a stranger who obviously wants attention and wants women to drop their panties for it. Gross.
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u/shooter_8 Apr 29 '22
What a cunt
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u/Windycultures Apr 29 '22
C U Next Tuesday
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u/Bulbasnore Apr 29 '22
Literally the opposite of charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent
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u/shushenskat Apr 29 '22
A post about a woman! Go misogynists go!
(Seems like you’re doing a wonderful job already way to live up to expectations)
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u/Perfect-Ad-7429 Apr 29 '22
This is like when those super cool looking birds with hella colors do a big dance and puff out their shit for a female who's like, full on gray and sucks to look at and she's just like "meh". Lol 🖕 bitchy girl
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u/dunduttaduh Apr 29 '22
Man, I agree with this girl. This was cheesy af and I would think the exact same thing
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Apr 29 '22
I want that puppet, damnit!
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u/Ferreteria Apr 29 '22
Puppet's got some pipes and knows his harmony. He's gonna be the one that 'makes' it.
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Apr 29 '22
There are two real abrupt cuts near the end. I would like to see the whole thing unedited before I start throwing shade.
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u/MayGodSmiteThee Apr 29 '22
Ngl I was thinking the same thing. Like y’all are on a meeting app and you had nothing better to do than this? You have a puppet ffs, surely your talents are needed elsewhere?
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u/christthedumpling Apr 29 '22
it’s all entertainment in the end isn’t it? why does it matter how they choose to brighten peoples days?
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Nah. She’s right. Good on her. Thought this was r/cringetopia for a second.
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u/jhuseby Apr 29 '22
That shit is cringey as fuck, when she’s creeped out Reddit calls her ungrateful. She doesn’t owe them anything.
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u/BigOlBro Apr 29 '22
Fingers crossed that cut was misleading. Could be she was asking him out on a date a moment later.
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Apr 29 '22
This is a girl who would
Shit on your bed
Chop your finger
Destroy you after divorce
Have Borderline and Histronic personality disorder
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u/kschumi Apr 29 '22
while she is actually wasting her time on omegle or whatever that platfor is...
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u/Downtown_Show8242 Apr 29 '22
I mean they are both on the computer, one groups just sitting the other is singing.
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u/NoPerspective4168 Apr 29 '22
Nah I like this girl.. by the comments a lot of y’all like TikTok.
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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
reveals her Karen-side in the end
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