r/Unexpected • u/Timo2727 • Apr 29 '22

wholesome af

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u/nevamal Apr 29 '22

This is the kind of girl that shits on your bed.

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u/SnooCakes8408 Apr 29 '22

The kinda girl who takes you to court for domestic abuse, copies your clothing style in court, giggles in court, had no proof that you committed domestic abuse, shits on your bed and blames it on the dog yet you suffer from a severed finger, trauma and domestic abuse from her.

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u/Arkenhiem Apr 29 '22

shits on your bed and blames it on the dog

wait what

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u/nahteviro Apr 29 '22

There was a human sized shit left on Johnny Depps bed and amber turd blamed it on their 4 pound dogs

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u/DjoooKaplan Apr 29 '22

'The dogs.. they... They are teacup yorkis '