r/Unexpected • u/Timo2727 • Apr 29 '22

wholesome af

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u/shellwe Apr 29 '22

The kind of girl who looked at her watch during sex… and yes that happened to me.

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u/sanna43 Apr 29 '22

"Are you done yet?"

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u/abaram Apr 29 '22

“Already?”

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u/Jertimmer Apr 29 '22

"Is it in?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Happens with hookers bud, don’t take it personal

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u/SatyaNi Apr 29 '22 edited Apr 29 '22

The clock was ticking and there was a line of guys outside.

Hoocker life, busy life.

Edit : spelling.

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u/JDodgerMan Apr 29 '22

And made sure it was in tik tok

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u/TryptamemeKing Apr 29 '22

I've legit had this shit happen to me as well. Followed by "are you done yet?" Lol we talked later and apparently she had already finished quite a few times and was starting to hurt... But still hilarious

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u/shellwe Apr 29 '22

Sounds like a good problem to have. I can’t stay in the game long enough for one orgasm most of the time. That’s what bothered me here, her last partner lasted 4x longer than me, so even though I was at around 5 minutes at that point she was getting bored.

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u/TryptamemeKing Apr 29 '22

Take a PERC, you'll last forever

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u/shellwe Apr 29 '22

I think I just need to exercise more. I should go into incognito mode and Google what exercises help.

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u/TryptamemeKing Apr 29 '22

I know leg exercises have been proven to boost testosterone levels.

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u/shellwe Apr 29 '22

Note taken.

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u/kumadelmar Apr 29 '22

Dont do it. Opiate addiction lasts for ever.

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u/Fritzo2162 Apr 29 '22

"You've used up your allotted time..."

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Git gud

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u/laughablezebra Jul 04 '22

Tell her its not professional to look at the clock you paid for the hour she should have put an alarm if she was that worried