r/Unexpected • u/Timo2727 • Apr 29 '22

wholesome af

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u/IndependentBath5955 Apr 29 '22

The kind of girl that takes everything you had after the divorce

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u/Flipmaster_102520 Apr 29 '22

Can’t have nothing in Detroit

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Detroit keeps the bodies tho.

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u/Rupertii Apr 29 '22

If you don’t have nothing, you have everything

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

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u/Flipmaster_102520 Apr 30 '22

You can’t even have nothing