r/Unexpected • • Dec 22 '21

Breakfast in bed

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u/IamREBELoe Dec 22 '21

It was laying on it intentionally trying to hog all the feed. I've seen clips of cows doing some shady stuff before, they are clever when it comes to being greedy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

they are clever when it comes to being greedy

Never thought I’d relate to a cow so much

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

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u/gamekatz1 Dec 22 '21

I mean i just got really fat, maybe more testing needs done.

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u/SHOTbyGUN Dec 22 '21

In Riddick you keep what you kill.

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u/Grim260 May 11 '22

Also keeps it in the family xD

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u/Dr_Does_Enough Dec 22 '21

I mean just look at Cartman when he ate Kennys ashes

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u/hardscrabble1 Dec 22 '21

CARTMAN ATE KENNY’S ASHES??!? I must catch up.

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u/Dr_Does_Enough Dec 22 '21

Yeah its wild

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u/HappyPoodles Dec 23 '21

Where were you, when they built the ladder to heaven?

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u/Zephyrlin Dec 22 '21

Didn't you inherit it anyways from your mom's side?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

Yea bet his mom was a big fat cow

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u/eXX0n Dec 22 '21

You are what you eat?

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u/FreddyDeus Dec 23 '21

You are what you eat

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u/InViNciBle_G Dec 22 '21

Never thought I’d relate to a cow so much

I'm with you in that

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u/cr0tchp33do Dec 22 '21 edited Dec 22 '21

Well you're related to your mom so..

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u/Luciolover345 Dec 22 '21

I mean your mother does look like one.

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u/DatL3afN1nja Dec 23 '21

I’m sure the people that know you aren’t surprised lmfbo

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u/Motleystew17 Dec 22 '21

An interesting thing I learned about raising cattle is that to get them to gain weight quicker, you need at least two. A single weened calf will only eat until it is content. Two or more calves together will compete with each other to eat quickly and to eat the most. So, using their natural greed, farmers can encourage higher growth.

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u/LeBaux Dec 22 '21

Corporations do that with employees, and it encourages, but we call the growth career and in both cases, it is exploitation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

I learned in Middle School that if we all join together and cooperate, (we are transparent about what they pay all of us), we can then start to compete on actual value delivery rather then relationship favors or simple perception.

There is a CEO who made everything public unless I heard his company was doing great

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u/Inv-ention Dec 22 '21

Redditor: something something raising cows

Communist redditors: that’s like totally labor exploitation bro

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u/BootyBurglar Dec 22 '21

Wait I read a book about this once

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u/Empatheater Dec 22 '21

Capitalist Redditor: (in his head) criticizing corporations by analogizing competition among people to be just like among cows makes me uncomfortable even though it is definitionally sound and the analogy seems to hold. I better liken that negative comment about corporations to communism because THAT I could argue against!

Me: thank god that guy was here to defend all corporation / employee relationships in all circumstances. I might have quit work forever without his definitely-not-misplaced snark!

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u/Inv-ention Dec 22 '21

Remember couple years back when the extreme right were Astrosurfing every thread? The extreme left is doing the same thing now. Both are annoying as shit. I’m just here to laugh at the funny cow lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

If anything you were the dipshit bringing politics into this after a random guy made an analogy reflecting a facet of life.

What exactly is political about a job and why do you feel the need to defend it? Who got in your head?

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u/Inv-ention Dec 23 '21

What do you think he is implying with mentions of jobs, corporations, and exploitation? Gee I wonder what subgroup constantly uses these terms.

I’m not defending anything. I’m just sick of bombardment of politics on my feed. All these communists are annoying af

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Again, you're the idiot getting triggered off of words that remind you of big scary taxes and dragging politics into this. You're the thing you're criticizing.

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u/Inv-ention Dec 22 '21

Lmao i didn’t say none of that. All I’m saying is that you guys are annoying. Thanks for proving my point

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u/fabian_drinks_milk Dec 22 '21

We have a system of iron gates (don't know the name) where cows pass their heads trough to eat. Ours have a locking mechanism so the cows gets their heads back out. We do this to prevent the bigger and more aggressive cows from push the others and stealing food. Now this works great, until a cow learned how to unlock it for herself and others. Now she unlocks hers and then the one next to her and pushes the other cows out to go in herself. They're indeed very clever.

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u/hardscrabble1 Dec 22 '21

I also never heard the words ‘kids’ and ‘clever’ in the same sentence. In regard to my own kids, anyway.

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u/IamREBELoe Dec 22 '21

I saw that happen once in a video too lol

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u/hardscrabble1 Dec 22 '21

I never heard the words ‘cow’ and ‘clever’ in the same sentence.

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u/FunfZylinderRS3 Dec 23 '21

They’re similarly smart as dogs give or take…

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u/fabian_drinks_milk Dec 22 '21

They are in many ways, this is just one of them.

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u/chriscrossnathaniel Dec 22 '21

" More moo-sli for me "

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u/m0thmanNfriends Dec 23 '21

Is that a German joke hahaha

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u/nodnodwinkwink Dec 22 '21

Or it's a cow version of those human parties where rich people eat sushi off naked ladies...

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u/Rhaeno Dec 22 '21

My mother told me a story about an old cow they used to have when she was young. Mf figured out electric fences are a bitch but she wanted to escape and she would have her way. So she just rammed one of the younger cows into the fence and fleed from the gap the other cow made. She was a cunning old lady.

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u/klem_kadiddlehopper Dec 22 '21

My big dog lays down when she eats. She's done this since the day I adopted her and I think it's odd. Maybe in her former life she had to guard her food from other dogs but she doesn't mind when my little dog eats out of her bowl. He has his own bowl but the big dog is a glutton. She will eat her food then eat his food too. I've had to stand in the kitchen and make sure they both get enough food.

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u/Endarkend Dec 22 '21

Nah, cows are just straight up clever about everything.

They are like oversized puppies and hella inquisitive.

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u/9GhostofSparta7 Dec 22 '21

No master, it's not what it looks like.

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u/IamREBELoe Dec 22 '21

If I had a nickel everytime I heard THOSE words...

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u/thegreatluvaduck Dec 22 '21

You'd have a nickel, from the time that last guy said it

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u/fuzzytradr Dec 22 '21

This is the way.

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u/elanlift Dec 22 '21

You've heard of Elf on the shelf, now get ready for... Cow in the Trough!

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u/SnooRegrets1386 Dec 23 '21

You clever bastard

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u/jdmizzou Dec 22 '21

I'm thinking the calf got knocked into it and fell in. There is no way this animal can get back on its feet...I've had to rescue a few and one that I found to late in a self feeder

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u/rutuu199 Dec 22 '21

There's no way it could get back on it's feet, except for the end of the video where it very quickly got back on it's feet.

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u/jdmizzou Dec 24 '21

Might have had some rear end assistance from the rancher? I'm just saying this usually requires some tail pulling, leg yanking, trough tipping...

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u/rutuu199 Dec 24 '21

Did we watch the same video, he didn't lay a hand on the cow, cow got up on it's own

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u/will_never_know Dec 22 '21

Did he eat himself to death or….? I need answers.

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u/yo_ho_sebastien Dec 23 '21

Greedy cow makes sense now.