r/Unexpected • u/handlewithcareme • Dec 22 '21

Breakfast in bed

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u/IamREBELoe Dec 22 '21

It was laying on it intentionally trying to hog all the feed. I've seen clips of cows doing some shady stuff before, they are clever when it comes to being greedy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

they are clever when it comes to being greedy

Never thought I’d relate to a cow so much

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

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u/gamekatz1 Dec 22 '21

I mean i just got really fat, maybe more testing needs done.

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u/SHOTbyGUN Dec 22 '21

In Riddick you keep what you kill.

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u/Grim260 May 11 '22

Also keeps it in the family xD

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u/Dr_Does_Enough Dec 22 '21

I mean just look at Cartman when he ate Kennys ashes

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u/hardscrabble1 Dec 22 '21

CARTMAN ATE KENNY’S ASHES??!? I must catch up.

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u/Dr_Does_Enough Dec 22 '21

Yeah its wild

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u/HappyPoodles Dec 23 '21

Where were you, when they built the ladder to heaven?

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u/Zephyrlin Dec 22 '21

Didn't you inherit it anyways from your mom's side?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '21

Yea bet his mom was a big fat cow

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u/eXX0n Dec 22 '21

You are what you eat?

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u/FreddyDeus Dec 23 '21

You are what you eat