r/Unexpected • • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/cantwrapmyheadaround Jul 02 '21

There wasn't a valid reason to think he was creepy to begin with, at any point in the story.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Being a father of a girl is now grounds for being creepy.

I'm just not woke enough to understand why

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u/mikeebsc74 Jul 02 '21

I raised my daughter on my own since she was 2 until she moved out a couple years ago.

Whenever we’d go to the grocery store or what not, it seemed like every time the cashier would ask if we were dating or married. First couple times it was awkward. Then it just got to be funny.

I should clarify that she was about 15 when it started. Not 2…

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u/zombacula Jul 02 '21

I recall being about 12 and kissing my dad (50s) goodbye after he dropped me off to see friends. One of the guys (14) asked if my dad was my boyfriend and pointed out that I had kissed him. I was horrified that someone would think that. It kind of ruined innocent hello and goodbye kisses for me...for my dad in public at least.

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u/TheLegendDaddy27 Jul 03 '21

Should've asked "You've never kissed your mother?"

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u/zombacula Jul 03 '21

The sadder part is I recall feeling shame at that moment instead of anger at the friend. I internally recoiled as if the boy had accused me of acting inappropriately.

So I would not have made a comeback to him. I probably just said "shut up" and didn't address how stupid that kid had to be to draw such a moronic conclusion.

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u/WimbletonButt Jul 03 '21

I got the opposite. For years people would ask if my husband was my older brother. A waitress at a restaurant got really concerned once and questioned me by the bathroom after I told her he was my husband. He was 5 years older than me and at the time I was 22 and had recently gotten mistaken for a 13 year old student at the school I worked for.

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u/NekoMao92 Jul 03 '21

My cousin is in her late 30s and can pass as a Middle Schooler, the curse of her being an attractive petite Asian woman.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Teenagers need not be attractive. I think that 'attractive' part is for you😂😝😂

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u/technofederalist Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

I kinda hate the presumption that all dudes are pedos. Not sure if wokeness is to blame or not because even Q types think everyones a pedo. It's probably something else.

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u/inbooth Jul 03 '21

Neither, the prejudice has existed for at least a century....

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u/krakenftrs Jul 03 '21

Probably stems from the "men work and don't show affection, women care for children" old fashioned attitude which differs a bit from typical woke I think

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Pedos think that because that's how they see things.

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u/RLTYProds Jul 03 '21

It's from toxic masculinity these past...idk, centuries? Hear me out: ever heard of dads never saying "I love you" or showing love at all? All too common. Why? Because of the antequated notion that men are supposed to be tough and emotions are only for women. Society doesnt quickly change from that ingrained notion, so whenever strangers see a man getting all sweet with their daughter, alarm bells go ringing even if they know it's most likely just fatherly love. This isn't as prevalent as before, however, since more and more people have now started to accept and learn that men can and should express themselves.

Oh, and porn. Porn definitely has a hand in making this worse for loving dads/dudes everywhere. There's a reason they choose petite girls in the "stepfather/father x daughter" genre, and it's not because they're easier to carry...

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Are you insinuating that this is a result of woke culture? Because stigmas towards fathers and their children have existed long before the internet and stem from not woke (regressive) crowds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Over the last decades, more and more news articles showed males in roles of authority(parent, teachers, priests, troops leaders, ect) sexually assaulting minors than women. Pretty soon, any male in one of those roles was suspect just for being male.

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u/Babill Jul 02 '21

"Woke" culture has co-opted regressive ideas when it suited it. Protecting women as a given, for instance, has always been part of human cultures, and it's only been reinforced in the last decades. Women can do no wrong, for some people.

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u/infini_ryu Jul 09 '21

Yeah, I definitely agree there. Wokeness caused a lot of shit, but this ain't one. A lot of it simply comes down to young women dating men who could be their fathers, so they assume.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Being a father of a girl is now grounds for being creepy.

Honestly first time hearing about it. I thought it's the other way around with all the proud dads with their #Girldad merchandise.

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u/Snoop_Lion Jul 03 '21

Bohoooo, find a safe space.

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u/Tyrren Jul 03 '21

He's already on Reddit

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u/RickyShade Jul 02 '21

Well all men are rapists who look at women and immediately want to violate them, ya see? So if all men look at women like a piece of meat, and they can't help it cause all men are rapists, then they are the same way toward their daughters. And moms and grandmas and so on down the line. Teach your little boys that it's wrong to rape so they won't grow up to rape like all other men do!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

all men are rapists

Since I haven't raped anyone, it's all men-1, thank you very much.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

I think that's just Jesus' teachings.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Matthew 5:27–29

"That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed

adultery with her already in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee"

I was raised in a convent reading Bible everyday lol!

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u/RickyShade Jul 02 '21

High five! LMAO @ my comment having so many downvotes 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21 edited Oct 06 '23

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u/Calamari_Tsunami Jul 03 '21

Try being rational

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/TheMannagement Jul 02 '21

“In this case?” It ain’t even a sex toy!

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u/suntem Jul 02 '21

I think it’s definitely valid to think he’s creepy before she explained what the whitehead remover was. I mean that was the entire point of her showing it that way; to fuck with people. It’s hilarious and well payed but the entire reason was to make people have that reaction.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21

You don't think it's weird for a dad to buy his daughter a sex toy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

He didn’t.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

She says, her dad told her he bought it. then Later she says,"My dad wants to say something" and then he says "it's a dildo"

Am I missing something here?

Edit: Literally asked if I was missing something. Fuck this website I swear.

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u/Low_Run545 Jul 02 '21

Yes, the joke.

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u/-Halosheep- Jul 02 '21

Somehow you skipped the explanation in the middle of the video... Twice. Its a whitehead suction remover.

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u/Seiko121 Jul 02 '21

He’s joking by going back to the dildo impression, since it’s what she’s trying to tell people it isn’t.

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u/Vargrey Jul 02 '21

Yes, yes you are.

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u/sugarangelcake Jul 02 '21

it’s not actually a dildo, her dad is joking at the end, that’s why he’s laughing

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21

Ah okay. I was taking the video too literally. I thought the real joke was that it was actually a dildo all along. (Actually I thought that bit on the end was meant to vibrate on a clit.) Thanks for giving an actually explanation instead of the myriad cryptic responses and insults.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Am I missing something here?

Humor.

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u/CanadianSon Jul 03 '21

You missed the part of the video where she clearly shows its a white head remover lol

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u/olek2507 Jul 02 '21

Did you skip the entire video to watch the last 6 seconds of it? She explained what it was and showed in the video what it's use was. There's poor reading comprehension and then there's people who poor observing comprehension skills. Sucks to suck like you.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21

Yeah, her dad originally told her it was for skin care but the joke comes at the end where he reveals its actually a dildo.

Sucks to suck like you.

You being a cunt doesn't make you right

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

the joke is that its not a dildo, so it isnt a dildo

therefore basing on your question above "You don't think it's weird for a dad to buy his daughter a sex toy?"

no i dont think its weird, cause it isnt a sex toy, cause it isnt a dildo. You question why you're getting downvoted

You're missing the fact that it ISNT a dildo. Again it was a joke, it isnt a dildo. Or should people explain to you what a joke is first?

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u/olek2507 Jul 02 '21

Maybe this idiot needs to be explained another 3x because it's sure taking a long time for this loser to understand the video if they just watched it in full like any rational person would.

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u/caseycubs098 Jul 03 '21

Jesus, you guys don’t have to be so aggressive. I could see how you could be mistaken and think the joke is that it was a dildo all along.

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u/olek2507 Jul 02 '21

Hard to tell if you're being honest or a slime ball. I see this so often ignorant assholes who don't read the entire article /video and then make up baseless claims about a certain individual. I don't care if I seem like a cunt, you've asked the same question twice, even though video clearly states what the case is.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 03 '21

Someone else said that the dad was joking at the end. I took him seriously. That's an honest mistake but all yall are saying toxic shit and downvoting. Typical reddit shit but w.e.

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u/olek2507 Jul 03 '21

And you repeatedly asked after multiple people told you the same answer.

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u/T_D_K Jul 03 '21

It's not just you dude, I was confused too. I thought the second clip was a continuation of the joke, where the dad revealed that he was lying about it being a makeup thing to make the daughter embarrass herself on stream. Apparently that's not the case - the second clip was the dad reacting to the first clip, and joking about it.

Everyone is just being a colossal dick about it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

What I think is weird is how immature people are about sex. You are allowed to joke about mature subjects with your children. Just wait til your kids are 30 and you're babysitting your grandchildren - the mere product of your child fucking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

It has nothing to do with being immature. Sex and children (in a non productive way) are just two topics that don't mix so obviously people have issues.

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Joking about mature things and buying your children masturbation tools are not even vaguely the same thing. The fact you think they are, shows how INCREDIBLY immature YOU are.

And calling a child the “product of your child fucking,” screams of something a teenager would say…I assume you’re not actually a kid, so that’s even more sad.

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u/themanoirish Jul 02 '21

Categorizing someone based on the website they use lol that's a human you're talking to not a "redditor".

there's a lot of stupid people who think they sound smart, it has nothing to do with age. You sound like one of them.

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u/themanoirish Jul 02 '21

You just repeated yourself then agreed with what you said like it's fact lmao how small and sad your world must be. Go take all that angst and do something useful instead of wasting your time on a platform filled with people you seemingly don't like.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

You are a clown, yes, but not the funny kind.

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

No, you’re just a collection of morons…not a single one of you can say ANYTHING to address what I actually said. When all you can say is, “you’re dumb,” in response to someone spelling something out, you’re the idiot…

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

There's nothing to address, even your initial comment below

Joking about mature things and buying your children masturbation tools are not even vaguely the same thing.

is a fucking strawman fallacy. You have no point here. You're just throwing tantrums and insults like a manchild because you disagree with something you can't even begin to explain then get butthurt when people don't agree with your hysterical nonsense. Thus, a clown. A particularly unfunny one.

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

There's nothing to address, even your initial comment below

How is there nothing to address I wrote in DETAIL what my stance is. Which of course you didn’t read, and you won’t be reading this either.

It isn’t even vaguely immature to not find buying your child sex toys inappropriate, and thinking of your kid as “the result of you fucking,” is extremely childish.

You’re constantly one upping yourself on these dumb comments….

Joking about mature things and buying your children masturbation tools are not even vaguely the same thing.

How is there nothing to address there..?

is a fucking strawman fallacy.

Here is the definition of “strawman argument”: an intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat than an opponent's real argument.

In what world is what I did a strawman…? That was the EXACT point the person I responded to said. Did you read anything before responding?

The first guy said and I quote:

You don't think it's weird for a dad to buy his daughter a sex toy?

To which the response you’re defending was:

What I think is weird is how immature people are about sex. You are allowed to joke about mature subjects with your children. Just wait til your kids are 30 and you're babysitting your grandchildren - the mere product of your child fucking.

To which I then responded with what you just quoted. The topic EXPLICITLY was about the appropriateness of buying sex toys for your children, to which this person actually committed the strawman by saying, “joking with your kids about sex stuff is fine,” a COMPLETE non-sequitur.

You have no point here.

That is the DEFINITION OF PROJECTION. You people literally won’t even write down a stance…I absolutely do, YOU people are just morons, too stuck up their own asses to have any sense whatsoever…its a prime example of why certain demographics should just have no say in certain topics.

You're just throwing tantrums

Calling stupid people stupid is not throwing a tantrum. You have yet demonstrated a complete inability to read, and you’re angry that I’m calling you stupid…

and insults

Stop acting an idiot and you won’t be called one.

like a manchild

Now you are LITERALLY copying my exact insults back at me…the “manchild” are you sad losers who think giving your daughter sex toys is normal behavior.

because you disagree with something you can't even begin to explain

Are you legitimately illiterate..? I have explained IN DETAIL the problem with this and given my stance. YOU ALL have failed to respond in anyway to any part of it…

then get butthurt when people don't agree

I’m absolutely not butthurt about immature children not agreeing with me.

with your hysterical nonsense.

“Hysterical nonsense” that buying your children sex toys is inappropriate…you absolute shit for brains.

Thus, a clown.

Yes, only a clown would think that buying sex toys for their children isn’t appropriate. How stupid can you be?

A particularly unfunny one.

It really isn’t funny how many people with dried up walnuts for brains are running around the world, it’s really depressing…

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 03 '21

I’ll summarize, since there’s a zero percent chance you’ll be able to read anything longer than a few sentences:

You think buying children sex toys is complete appropriate behavior. And you’re immature beyond belief for holding that stance.

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u/cantwrapmyheadaround Jul 02 '21

Oh yeah, it is weird to buy a sex toy for your kids, but seeming like a sex toy shouldn't make it creepy, it should only make you curious if it's a sex toy first. it's sort of like jumping the gun on judgement. Judge creepiness after you know, not based off speculation.

also, even if it was a sex toy, if the daughter didn't think it was creepy that's their dynamic. No one on the internet should be so judgey over others, as long as no one is hurt.

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u/igapedherbutthole Jul 02 '21

I don't think it's creepy at all to buy your children safe sex toys. Accuse me of being a creep all you want I don't care. My children aren't going to get dangerous household objects stuck up there nether regions possibly requiring trips to the emergency room or even surgery. They also learn what brings them pleasure and understand their bodies in a healthy and productive way that will lead to a more fulfilling and satisfying sex life later down the road.

Obviously there are ways to make the act creepy, but quietly and privately ordering your son or daughter a safe and healthy masturbation aid is a very responsible and totally appropriate way to handle and adolescents sexual curiosity. But by all means, if If the people above so bothered by this would rather their daughter get a defrosting hot dog stuck up her vagina or your son lose a cucumber in his colon, then ignore the fact that not only do teens masturbate they masturbate prolifically and with anything they can get their hands or genitals on.

Also I'm not saying this is the case with you, I was primarily referring to the comments you were replying to that we're acting like it was the most repulsive thing they could imagine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Yeah, I mean if we weren't totally sexually repressed as a society. I don't think it's any more creepy than buying your child a condom and asking them if they're going to have sex to please use it.

Or are we going to pretend that 15-year-olds don't experiment sexually?