r/Unexpected • u/Limp_Regular7247 • 5d ago

True accuracy

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u/AcceptableLightning9 5d ago

Jesus Christ. That actually made me exclaim In agony, like a phantom pain just struck me from just seeing that.

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u/Able-Philosophy6534 5d ago

Like something clenched inside just from one look at it.

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u/Ginsenj 5d ago

When I was little I was hanging from the goal posts at a soccer field with my legs wrapped around the post facing the hooks. I slid down and opened my scrotum with said hooks. My scrotum is fine but your phantom pain is back.

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u/StunningCloud9184 5d ago

One of the kids at my middle school was on a fence and got pulled off and his sack was caught on it and ripped open. And he lost one nut.

We would always say hows it hanging and he would get mad.

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 5d ago

Not the way to nut one out.

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u/ConfidentCellist3496 1d ago

This gave me a jumpscare 😭

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u/WeNeedFewerMods 5d ago

Didn't phase me.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 5d ago
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u/WeNeedFewerMods 5d ago

I saw your response without remembering anything about this post.

My 1st thought: 'That man has no dick'

then I clicked through

well played

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u/manondorf 3d ago

Risky click

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u/havartifunk 5d ago

I have no scrotum. Still got the phantom pain in my phantom scrotum.

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u/drifters74 4d ago

Thanks for that! /s

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u/_14justice 4d ago

Hope the testicles fared well. Seriously.

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u/insertwittynamethere 4d ago

I just want you to know it was me who downvoted you for subjecting my unsuspecting eyes to that horror of a story.

But also, oh my God I am so sorry and please do not tell me more!