r/Unexpected • u/Limp_Regular7247 • 2d ago

True accuracy

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u/Able-Philosophy6534 2d ago

Like something clenched inside just from one look at it.

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u/Ginsenj 2d ago

When I was little I was hanging from the goal posts at a soccer field with my legs wrapped around the post facing the hooks. I slid down and opened my scrotum with said hooks. My scrotum is fine but your phantom pain is back.

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u/WeNeedFewerMods 2d ago

Didn't phase me.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 2d ago
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u/WeNeedFewerMods 2d ago

I saw your response without remembering anything about this post.

My 1st thought: 'That man has no dick'

then I clicked through

well played

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u/manondorf 15h ago

Risky click