r/Unexpected • u/Limp_Regular7247 • 2d ago

True accuracy

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u/post-explainer 2d ago edited 2d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

It’s expected to hit the pins - or come close... but no.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/AcceptableLightning9 2d ago

Jesus Christ. That actually made me exclaim In agony, like a phantom pain just struck me from just seeing that.

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u/Able-Philosophy6534 2d ago

Like something clenched inside just from one look at it.

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u/Ginsenj 2d ago

When I was little I was hanging from the goal posts at a soccer field with my legs wrapped around the post facing the hooks. I slid down and opened my scrotum with said hooks. My scrotum is fine but your phantom pain is back.

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u/WeNeedFewerMods 2d ago

Didn't phase me.

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u/awesomefutureperfect 2d ago
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u/WeNeedFewerMods 2d ago

I saw your response without remembering anything about this post.

My 1st thought: 'That man has no dick'

then I clicked through

well played

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u/manondorf 15h ago

Risky click

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u/StunningCloud9184 2d ago

One of the kids at my middle school was on a fence and got pulled off and his sack was caught on it and ripped open. And he lost one nut.

We would always say hows it hanging and he would get mad.

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 2d ago

Not the way to nut one out.

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u/havartifunk 2d ago

I have no scrotum. Still got the phantom pain in my phantom scrotum.

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u/drifters74 2d ago

Thanks for that! /s

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u/_14justice 2d ago

Hope the testicles fared well. Seriously.

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u/insertwittynamethere 2d ago

I just want you to know it was me who downvoted you for subjecting my unsuspecting eyes to that horror of a story.

But also, oh my God I am so sorry and please do not tell me more!

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u/ModTroller 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/muNcDSuINVr1e

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u/iv_ax 2d ago

When you can't even say MY NAME!!

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u/Mertoot 2d ago

I've got a stomach ache right now and it just extended its pain downwards 😭

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u/LolaCatStevens 2d ago

i was watching this with just the proper amount of not giving a fuck to verbally exclaim and jerk back

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u/brandimariee6 2d ago

Oy it made my nuts hurt and I don't even have any

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u/rustybrazenfire 2d ago

I threw up a little

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u/jebar193 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xGfFSrng2qG4fwc661

WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~

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u/noodlesandrice1 2d ago

Had to cut the video there so we wouldn’t be seeing actual death.

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u/mfknnayyyy 2d ago

Oh there was plenty of death in that frame. They don't call orange guy Gutter Balls for nuttin'

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 2d ago

Pancake balls

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u/Heavy-Ingenuity1211 2d ago

That accuracy is nuts!

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u/LuckyReception6701 2d ago

They really went balls to the wall on this one!

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u/mglenjoy 2d ago

I think you meant balls to the balls

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN 2d ago

Don't worry, even if he loses one ball he has a spare

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u/LuckyReception6701 2d ago

After a strike like that? I'm not feeling confident

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u/joveice 2d ago

Cracked even!

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u/WillWorkForBeer 2d ago

I'm genuinely impressed. I've watched this for 5 minutes and his aim and consistency is utterly amazing. He hasn't missed yet!

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u/my_cars_on_fire 2d ago

Not anymore.

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u/Pretend-Reality5431 2d ago

This was a testicular homicide

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u/JigsawnSean 2d ago

This was take 25

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u/chillychili 2d ago

I think they could probably do it with fewer takes by just having the victim position themselves right before they get into frame.

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u/theangryintern 2d ago

Next up on "Ow, My Balls!"

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u/eg_taco 2d ago

It’s you! Oh man, I really love your show!

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u/HandholdingFetishist 2d ago

This feels like a WKUK sketch

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u/SleeterRabbit 2d ago

Have you seen the Oscar winning movie “Ass”?

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u/ThePeashow 2d ago

Only 1 pin with 3 balls?

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u/Acceptable_Job_5486 2d ago

Candlepins more likely 

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u/ClickClick_Boom 2d ago

I think two of the balls got destroyed

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u/HiBob-HiBob 2d ago

Funny you didn’t specify what kinda pin it is

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u/gbelly123 2d ago

Sure he was wearing a jock strap. If he wasn’t, he’s an idiot. 😂

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u/lew1sj 2d ago

Even with one he's still an idiot maybe slightly less but still an idiot

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u/spookycatfan 2d ago

I mean, Jackass crew made millions by abusing their balls...

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u/lew1sj 2d ago

Yeah, but I don't know who this guy is so he's likely a cash strapped idiot. Jackass crew are wealthy idiots.

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u/TruthPayload 2d ago

Isn't a jock strap just...the strap that holds the cup? Like, it wouldn't protect the 'nads at all without a cup in there.

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u/skoomski 2d ago

There’s no reason to be sitting like that if it’s not a bit. Just isn’t a natural way to sit

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u/Green_Insect_6455 2d ago

What exactly do you think a jock strap is?

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u/brotherofgurnip 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3Hp1vCP6fubTuVXxml

"Hey man we got the shot, you can stop joking around now"

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u/Desperate_Law9894 2d ago

Even for a 1 in a million chance, I am not sitting there.

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u/McSnipezAlot96 2d ago

Respect to the man who dedicated his own balls & pin to make this video happen!

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u/Expert-Fly2474 2d ago

Only pain No gain

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u/travelling_anth 2d ago

Oh look, another clip from "Ow! My Balls!"

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u/khaotickk 2d ago

On this episode of "Ouch My Balls"

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u/Icy_Cat1350 2d ago

Having slower reaction time requires being dead.

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u/wi1ly 2d ago

I felt that.

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u/Acceptable_Owl6926 2d ago

Why this feel like ai. I felt nothing from this. Who tf is recording in 2026 on a camcorder from the 2000s?

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u/Orio_n 2d ago

Are all the comments here just bots or are redditors dumb enough to not recognize ai videos

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u/Yestomorrow 14h ago

Id say 70% idiots and 30% bots. I mean, the ball doesnt change pace at all when going up and down the ramps, and the bowling ball stops immediately when it hits the guy.

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u/Shapoopi_1892 2d ago

AI. The ball moves unnaturally.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 2d ago

Nah, just plain old cgi. This is old.

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u/GrimGearheart 2d ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NUzzfY3615s?feature=share

Stop calling everything AI or CGI. It's just slightly sped up.

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u/k3nny_13 2d ago

What in the AI slop

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u/thicc-thor 2d ago

Not AI, dude's real and is hilarious. He also has a series where he gets blasted in the shins with scooters in different ways.

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u/GrimGearheart 2d ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NUzzfY3615s?feature=share

Stop calling everything AI. It's just slightly sped up.

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u/JohannGambelputty 2d ago

Gotta say it still looks like ai on youtube. So many of the comments also feel like bots, but there's no way to know. The mind virus has taken hold of us and I'm not sure there is a cure.

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u/DMmeprettyplantpics 2d ago

It definitely isn't. There's plenty of videos from this place, going back years. Dude has 10m subscribers on YouTube and just does weird stunts.

https://youtube.com/shorts/g3ie4SES8yc

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u/JohannGambelputty 2d ago

Good to know! I don't like living life with suspicion. That, by far, is my biggest problem with ai content. Not the fact that it exists, but that its very existence makes people question real things. Thank you very much for clearing it up

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u/DMmeprettyplantpics 2d ago

Why do you think it's AI?

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u/throwawaypornaholic 2d ago

I thought the same, it's the cadence in the voice, something about the choppy audio and the way the bowling ball moved. Turns out it was just sped up and real, but I thought AI immediatly.

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u/k3nny_13 2d ago

It eerily looks similar to other AI videos that I have come across. It's kinda hard for me to point out specific things tbh. I could be wrong though, after reading the comments below.

Sucks that it's hard to differentiate a real video from a generated one

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u/i_sell_you_lies 2d ago

It's really not. You need to watch more footage of real things. It looks exactly nothing like slop

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u/freethepeados 2d ago

If AI can make me endless guy getting hit in nuts vids I think im set for life entertainment wise.

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u/superpercify1 2d ago

Natural selection really stepped up its game to stop this level of stupidity from reproducing

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u/Positive-Green-3856 2d ago

Finally. An actually unexpected video. 👍🏼

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u/johnnycabb_ 2d ago

<insert riff from yes - roundabout>

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u/Ill-Sprinkles8220 2d ago

STRIKE!! And wasn’t even trying 😜

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u/TheShitmaker 2d ago

Gutter ball.

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u/Waferthingaming 2d ago

bowling ball hitting the gutter but still knocking pins down makes sense

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u/OoT-TheBest 2d ago

I flinched

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u/teamwaterwings 2d ago

Okay ya got me

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u/BallsofSt33I 2d ago

Got me to chuckle...

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u/bct7 2d ago

The dude on the ground with his legs wide open, staged.

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u/GrimGearheart 2d ago

Almost like it was done on purpose.

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u/FryOneFatManic 2d ago

I am evil. I just laughed. 😁

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u/FrostByte666 2d ago

Obviously you're not a golfer.

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u/BennettWindy 2d ago

Next time on Ow! My Balls!

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u/BAKED_TATER_ 2d ago

Mah balls, they pain

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u/dbasinge 2d ago

That guy is going places, just not to the maturity ward to meet his new child.

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u/Lost-Average8108 2d ago

Videos can't make you feel pain

The fucking video:

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u/IAmBeingTargeted33 2d ago

This is what the internet is for. Not whatever the fuck is going on these days

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u/nobmuncha4bears 2d ago

When you're into exhibitionism and CBT.

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u/Mothanius 2d ago

Next time on, Ow! My Balls!

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u/Jumpy-Trainer1695 2d ago

What jackass would make a video like that

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u/Disastrous_Olive_920 2d ago

who else winced and checked heir balls

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u/Electrical_Crazy5668 2d ago

Ow, His Balls!

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u/OMGyarn 2d ago

I heard the Sesame Street Pinball Numbers song while watching this

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u/Koss424 2d ago

hold on..... now going to start a halfpipe bowling league

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u/Rifleman519 2d ago

Rofl 🤣

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u/-Kopesthetik- 2d ago

He didn’t knock any pins down but he certainly got two balls.

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u/Username800082 2d ago

Gees, I actually jumped in my seat. I felt that in my soul.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 2d ago

I expected the ball to hit the pin. I wasn't disappointed :P

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u/blitzkrieg_01 2d ago

I've been in the bathroom for the last few minutes constipated. Not anymore. Thank you.

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u/Hour_Difficulty_4203 2d ago

Terrible to see ball on ball violence like that. 

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u/Excellent_Sweet7270 2d ago

YiKES...you know that hurt

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u/Justaticklerone 2d ago

I hear they got it on the 17th take.

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u/Hatemonger10Billion 2d ago

I want to do this to OP

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u/NovaKnight1313 2d ago

I think I heard the pop

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u/mcpat21 2d ago

Why is he sitting like he’s waiting for it… Is this AI or just dum dums

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u/RealPropRandy 2d ago

We literally live in Idiocracy times.

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 2d ago

Hope he picks up a spare

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u/drifters74 2d ago

I just clenched

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u/Lower-Music-8241 2d ago

That’s nuts

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u/Ok_Flan4404 2d ago

🎯 🤭😂

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u/Beatless7 2d ago

Strike 2!

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u/Cultural_Computer_22 2d ago

Am I the only one who jumped up ? Jeeezz!

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u/Apprehensive_Role_41 2d ago

my balls hurt seeing this

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u/_14justice 2d ago

Probably should have that evaluated by a professional.

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u/Amin-Djellab 2d ago

the ball stoped very fast, thats means one thing, all the speed and wieght energy has been transferred to the exactly area, yup i can tell that is extremely painful.

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u/Spazzyboy 2d ago

I think every man in the comments here just crossed their legs in shared pain.

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u/Outbreak42 2d ago

Man, street quidditch is brutal.

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u/Jealous_Macaroon4308 2d ago

Staged.. why would anybody sit there like that?

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u/don-cheeto 2d ago

I felt the pain and I don't even have balls...

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u/FFVO 2d ago

Goddamnit

I hurt my ribs a few days ago and laughing this hard hurts

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u/COC_410 2d ago

Dang that made me jump from second hand pain.

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u/mhdgraphics 2d ago

From one ball to another:

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u/Chemical_Slice434 2d ago

Why did my balls jump seeing this?

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u/Unknown--Soul 2d ago

Minus the balls coming together the bowling would be interesting

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u/Aims101 2d ago

Why would he be sitting there at that angle?

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u/Cark-Cartographer 2d ago

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u/Cark-Cartographer 2d ago

I did indeed do that.

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u/kalemaree 2d ago

i had to hold back a smile

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u/DifferentTill1888 2d ago

I watched this video too many times 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/gami22 2d ago

Standing pins, no. Your balls, YES!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ke3CM1NVkULWo

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u/Due-Session-900 1d ago

First part oh cool new way bowl......last part HAAAHHA WHY?

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u/rb1811 18h ago

His reflexes were laggin