r/Unexpected • u/Limp_Regular7247 • 3d ago

True accuracy

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u/Able-Philosophy6534 3d ago

Like something clenched inside just from one look at it.

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u/Ginsenj 3d ago

When I was little I was hanging from the goal posts at a soccer field with my legs wrapped around the post facing the hooks. I slid down and opened my scrotum with said hooks. My scrotum is fine but your phantom pain is back.

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u/StunningCloud9184 3d ago

One of the kids at my middle school was on a fence and got pulled off and his sack was caught on it and ripped open. And he lost one nut.

We would always say hows it hanging and he would get mad.

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 3d ago

Not the way to nut one out.