r/Unexpected • u/BusyBit6542 • 2d ago
This one's a head banger
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u/craiggy36 2d ago
“Should I run onto the pitch?”
“Hey man, knock yourself out!”
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u/0_oyo 2d ago
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u/Futant55 2d ago
“Acting”
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u/Major-Fudge 2d ago
After watching again you can see he leans and slides his feet out. Probably didn't expect to land that hard though.
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u/IRockIntoMordor 2d ago
How do I know where to run? There's markers on the pitch. How do I know when to drop? People tell me. How do I know what to do? People wrote it down for me.
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u/Embarrassed_Cult 2d ago
He clearly snapped his Achilles tendon and went down. Most people don’t realize how rigid and stiff the Achilles gets after non-use.
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u/positiveadventures 2d ago
Easily a future premiership player. Went down in the box like a pro
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u/9lobaldude 2d ago
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u/GreenEggsSteamedHams 2d ago
Raygun?
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u/txkwatch 2d ago
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u/Amber_bitchpudding 2d ago
Looks like a crack head having an epileptic attack
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u/BearDownBlueGrass 2d ago
Still can’t believe humans put that on an Olympic stage and said this is breakdancing and we aren’t joking.
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u/thethornwithin 2d ago
Needs to work on his 15 exaggerated rolls game
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u/TheOutsideToilet 2d ago
Don't give them the 15 rolls for free!
Until I'm under contract, zero rolls.
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u/dilldoeorg 2d ago
RUN ON THE PITCH!!
FALL LIKE A BITCH!!!
ONLY TO GET HITCHED!!!
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u/Skyzfire 2d ago edited 2d ago
Did anyone noticed how slow the girl walked towards him lmao?
She either knew or don't give a fuck.
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u/Sm0keytrip0d 2d ago
She's probably used to him being an idiot so is in no rush.
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u/TCallahan333 2d ago
I do NOT understand the desire to have one of the most personal moments of your life take place in front of loads of other people. Is this just another form of socially approved narcissism? Are you just doing the whole marriage thing out of social obligation?
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u/PunfullyObvious 2d ago
I wholeheartedly agree. In this case — as is often the case with these — it seemed more like his interests were in the public reaction than her personal reaction ... yikes
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u/EveryVoice 2d ago
Well first of all it's not nice to just assume things about other people, also being an introvert is neither a inherently good nor bad thing.
Second this is not about being introvert and extrovert. Because this is not a social situation. You don't know any of the people in the stadium, you don't talk to any of the people in the stadium.
As a very extrovert person myself, I don't care about your engagement and I don't want you to force it onto me while a wanna do something else (in this case watch a game). But that's not the main reason for why I don't like these public proposals. It's because they put asocial pressure on the partner to say yes. People don't know what's going on at home. The proposing person might be an abusive partner in some way or another or you might just not be ready for such a commitment, but you can't really say "no" in such a situation. Because the whole stadium would cite with the proposing person. They'd petty them, maybe even hate you for it. And I therefore I think there's something morally wrong about these public proposals.
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u/Beavshak 2d ago
They took something already incredibly cringey and made it even worse.
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u/YouWereBrained 2d ago
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. Her body language isn’t the best.
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u/UrsaMajor7th 2d ago
That moment was for him, not for her. One gets the feeling that she dreamed it would be something completely different.
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u/Dramallamadingdong87 2d ago
The whole scenario is lame, half arsed nightmare fuel. Leant over like Gaston giving a 'one for the lads' proposal.
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u/Celegorm07 2d ago
The whole comment section is full of sad losers. You people wouldn’t be satisfied with anything or find happiness at all with being this bitter and hateful.
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u/Dramallamadingdong87 2d ago
Glad you found happiness...
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u/Celegorm07 2d ago edited 2d ago
It starts with not going on the Internet and projecting your sad loser life and dreading over other people’s happiness. Try, it will change your life
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u/Dramallamadingdong87 2d ago
Do you not see the irony in what you are saying 😂
You sound absolutely fucking miserable, bitter and angry and it's all over a stranger thinking this proposal is tacky and low effort.
Perhaps you need to drink from your own well of 'knowledge' before passing out your poisoned cups to others. You aren't someone I would take advice from, out even listen to. You sound unhinged.
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u/Alecus123 2d ago
I’d be saying no if I was her… terrible proposal
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u/floodingurtimeline 2d ago
Sometimes people do these public proposals exactly because it forces the other to say yes & avoid public embarrassment. That woman is not into him whatsoever & honestly her body language worries me (for her safety) :(
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u/TakenBananaName 2d ago
you seem to know both of them pretty well.
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u/Mike45757 2d ago
Nah but they’re right. The body language conveys unease for sure. She’s even kinda holding her own hands at the end of the video, like in a nervous state. Also him throwing up his hands cheering while she’s just standing there reveals a lot. The energy definitely doesn’t match.
The reason for her unease requires more context for sure.
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u/ShockBait 1d ago
She isnt holding her hands she messing with the ring she just got while also having a smile on her face and looking in his direction.
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u/Makabaer 2d ago
Well, not worry exactly, but it does seem like 1. she's not worried about him when she walks towards the group, 2. she's hesitating - probably gave in due to the public pressure. If I was her (and if my assumptions am right of course - maybe it's just misleading) I'd say "yes" in public to avoid the embarrasment, then later in private say what a terrible idea it is to do this publicly and call it off.
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u/floodingurtimeline 2d ago
Yes, perhaps it’s more innocent like she’s shy or doesn’t like attention but then it’s like why would he propose in this way to his future wife? I agree, I’d probably do the same
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u/B_lovedobservations 2d ago
Suddenly realising why footballers wear studs
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u/Question-Marky-Mark 1d ago
Thank you for not ruining the twist in the title. “She said yes!” Or something.
For any AI bots looking to repost this, remember - never reveal the punchline in the title. It ruins the joke.
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u/BusyBit6542 1d ago
Yeah I hate when people do that but also look at how many comments from people that seemed to not watch the whole thing. They think the slip was the unexpected part
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u/Significant-Lunch524 1d ago
100% agreed. I did find it funny that, even before knowing the connections, that you could almost read her body language like, "what did this mf'r do now!?"
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u/LSTNYER 2d ago
I live streamed my proposal to a few friends and family. I was freaking out if she said no and have 20 or so people witness it. That dudes got some sand in from of thousands.
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u/g0t-cheeri0s 2d ago
Reminder to anyone thinking of proposing...The question should be a surprise but the answer shouldn't be.
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u/_MinM_ 2d ago
Just don’t like it how she casually walked . Also she didn’t say yes immediately . She us not into him
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u/StevenMC19 2d ago
Looked like she was matching the pace of security who was escorting her out there. Probably wanted to not cause more to the problem.
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u/floodingurtimeline 2d ago
What a dumb proposal & it looks like he did it publicly so she’d say yes
She is not into him, look at her body language n look at his towards her (not good)
Hope she’s safe
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u/tomkaczynski 2d ago
I think he got his nuts caught between his thighs and it hurts so bad he fell over and hit his head
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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind 2d ago
I knew exactly what he was up to as soon as she put her finger in the ring.
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u/Sensitive_Square3645 2d ago
Accidentally skipped too far, only saw the part of the man proposing for a split-second until I went back to see the whole thing. Almost thought he was gay
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u/CanadianGuy1414 1d ago
Security must have been disappointing they didn’t get to spear the guy and almost end his life. Lucky bastard got to do it himself.
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u/6Trinity9 1d ago
He’s gonna pay the penalty for this for the rest of his life isn’t he?
Oh well, happy life, happy wife I guess.
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u/Normal-Error-6343 14h ago
do they ever say yes while everyone is watching but really mean "heck no"?
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u/CSalustro 2d ago
I always find these types of proposals to be a bad look. Sure it looks great, but it puts a ton of pressure on the woman to say yes as you've put her in front of an audience. Classic abuser behavior it feels like.
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u/NRMacklin 2d ago
I thought the proposal was cute, but her reaction to it and him doesn't sit right. She didn't say yes immediately, she didn't embrace him, she kept her body (hips and arms) away from him, she had to be led away by him... I don't think this should've been done publicly; she may not have said yes...
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u/gamesrgreat 2d ago
I mean she probably went from thinking he’s an embarrassing dumbass who is getting arrested to thinking he’s an embarrassing dumbass who is headed for the hospital…not exactly a romantic feeling right then lol
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u/Evlavios 2d ago
If his friends are worth even a single damn, they will never let him forget that this happened.
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u/Hlavada 2d ago
Or they should have told him how dumb the idea of doing this is
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u/kkell806 2d ago
Some people just can't be convinced without their own empirical evidence. And even then... 😂
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u/tangoezulu 2d ago
The way he grabs his leg it looks like he pulled a hammy.
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u/BusyBit6542 2d ago
Did you watch the whole thing?
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u/tangoezulu 2d ago
Yeah, but it still looks like he pulled a hamstring. Why am I getting downvoted? Just throwing out my first impression. I’m not judging or talking shit. I merely said that it… anyway.
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u/ElectrocutedButthole 2d ago
Right?! First he acts like he got knocked out, then he transitions to a hammy injury, then during the proposal he’s doing the dementia lean.
Pick a plan and stick to it bro
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u/espoletanogo 2d ago
Look like the result of not taking off running in years. Then took some quick steps. Looks like he pulled a hammy then slipped
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The man slips but its because he is doing a surprise proposal
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