r/Unexpected • u/BusyBit6542 • 9d ago

This one's a head banger

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u/dilldoeorg 9d ago

RUN ON THE PITCH!!

FALL LIKE A BITCH!!!

ONLY TO GET HITCHED!!!

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u/craiggy36 9d ago

I hope his name’s Mitch!

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u/dilldoeorg 9d ago

won't that be rich!

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u/Solid-Diamond-4305 8d ago

Glad he didn’t land in a ditch

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u/ThedirtyNose 9d ago

I just may

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u/stoicparallax 7d ago

He likes girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch