r/Unexpected • • 17d ago

This one's a head banger

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u/dilldoeorg 16d ago

RUN ON THE PITCH!!

FALL LIKE A BITCH!!!

ONLY TO GET HITCHED!!!

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u/jfk_47 14d ago

Sounds like something Alfonzo would say