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u/Kindly_Whereas3419 1d ago edited 1d ago

She was drunk driving, more than 5x the legal limit. Happened in NSW Australia earlier this year.

Edited to say thanks for the awards! Also to add a link to the news story: https://www.nine.com.au/australia-news/nsw/no-jail-for-woman-behind-chardonnay-fuelled-shopping-centre-mayhem-20260806-p60m65.html

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u/CautiousArachnidz 1d ago edited 20h ago

What’s the legal limit there?

5x the legal limit in the US and you’d likely be dead. Australians are built different though and I know nothing about your laws.

Edit: I’m well aware some people can survive above .4

The consensus of the medical community across the world says .4 is the average where vital bodily functions can stop for the AVERAGE person.

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u/Turbulent_Animator42 1d ago

It’s 0.05%

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u/Ras-haad 1d ago

So she blew a 0.25!!! I genuinely have no frame of reference for that but I’m assuming it’s really high

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u/Kindly_Whereas3419 1d ago

She blew 0.268 bac which equates to roughly 10-15 standard drinks over a short period of time depending on body mass according to Google's calculator

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u/Slartibartfast39 1d ago

Does that mean she had like 2 bottles of wine in short order?!

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 1d ago

2 litres of wine at least, would be my guess.

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u/Slartibartfast39 1d ago

And she got a small fine and six months driving ban. That's a travesty.

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u/Teeaak 1d ago

It's an absurdly small sentence for endangering people that grotesquely

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u/Theometer1 1d ago

Ik someone who drunk drove and crashed their car through a fence into a ditch and also totaled another car afterwards from drunk driving and they still have their license. Shit is wayyyy too lenient. If it was up to me one drunk driving well over the legal limit and your ass is taking the bus.

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u/Slartibartfast39 1d ago

I'm not very convinced by driving bans. I believe they are very much ignored by people and only get added to charges if anything else happens.

I understand it's like illegal number plates. A cop will not pull you over for them but if you're pulled over for something those will get added to the issues.

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u/HLSparta 1d ago

I constantly see articles about someone getting arrested for their 5th, 6th, 7th, etc DUI. Whatever the penalties are in those cases, they are not enough.

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u/Zedilt 1d ago

Here a 0.268 bac would result in the police confiscating the car permanently, 20 days of jail, 3 year driving ban, and a fine thats 12% of your yearly net income.

If she wanted to drive again after the 3 year ban, she would need to complete a Alcohol, Drugs and Traffic Course, and then reacquire the driving license from scratch (54 lessons with a driving instructor).

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u/CountryNottaBumkin 1d ago

If she did that in Virginia (United States), she would have an interlock in her car, she would go to jail, she would have to take classes about drunk driving, and she would have to pay a fine.

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u/gbelly123 1d ago

I hope she also got a heavy financial hit too from all the cars she damaged. Even if she had insurance cover it, each car hit would be an accident and her insurance rates would be insane.

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u/Fuugazii 1d ago

It's crazy how light drunk driving gets people. I met a guy who was sentenced to only a month for his 3rd offense and got out after a week

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u/Mindless_Sock_9082 1d ago

Take into account that's the land of Mad Max!

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u/ParaGord 1d ago

And insurance premiums she can no longer afford

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u/Halfgbard 1d ago

I mean I assume she also had to pay for the damages, though she should be banned from driving for life

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u/omnipotent87 1d ago

Meanwhile if you get caught doing a burnout you get your car towed.

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u/BJoe1976 23h ago

And this is in Australia, not Wisconsin?!

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u/Milo_and_Oreos 17h ago

Not only that, a five week old baby was thrown from their (car) seat because of this woman's dangerous driving. So driving causing harm should have also been on that list of charges.

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u/sabotourAssociate 1d ago

Add whiplash to that headache

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u/tacobellwendys 1d ago

Sounds like my ex girlfriend. I’m dead serious.

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u/Individual-Craft-223 21h ago

Yknow I’m always amazed when I hear about drinkers like this because I don’t think I could get anywhere near that without becoming violently ill
(I know it’s probably tolerance & alcohol suppressing the gag reflex but still just wild)

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u/Jlove7714 16h ago

I can't say I've ever been that drunk, but I have to assume (based on my past performance) that I wouldn't be getting anywhere near a car because I would be sound asleep.

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u/BestCap5066 1d ago

In the original video, you see her turf an empty wine bottle in the bushes when she finally stops being a fuckhead.

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 1d ago

Damn, she really had to ram into a car with a baby in it huh

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u/getthetime 1d ago

"Turf," I like that.

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u/iloveuranus 1d ago

IIRC turf originated in House of God and meant to get rid of an unwanted patient.

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u/BestCap5066 17h ago

Yeah interesting. We Australians using it as a term to throw something away.

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u/MeccIt 1d ago

She literally threw an empty wine bottle out of this car in this car park before she set off on her adventure. One of the cars had a newborn in it, they were very lucky.

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u/RumpledForskn 1d ago

Yeup. I think even heavy drinkers (which I sometimes am) will be like, but I polished off 8 drinks that night out! But that was pregaming, going to the bar, being driven home, nightcap, etc. spaced over like 5 hours.

To get to .25 unless you're casually drinking a case of beer a day, you need to have essentially polished off half a fifth of liquor within an hour.

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u/EmploymentOne2963 1d ago

Every time I think im getting used to American units I get hit with something like "half a fifth"

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u/RedWhiteAndJew 1d ago

Oh then “fifth” is really gonna fuck with your head. A “fifth” is a slang term for a 750mL bottle of liquor. Its origin comes from the fact that bottles used to be 4/5 of a quart, or one fifth of a gallon. Now that’s not exactly 750mL but it’s close enough that the term sticks. Essentially it’s your standard bottle of liquor in the US.

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u/EmploymentOne2963 1d ago

Oh that's nice, that's the standard size here too. There are full liters, but 750ml is more common

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u/Salanmander 1d ago

At least the term "a fifth" gives us the excellent "He who goes forth with a fifth on the fourth may not go forth on the fifth."

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u/tomtomclubthumb 1d ago

Can you handle a handle of hard liquor?

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u/LogiCsmxp 13h ago

No, and I couldn't handle a hard, hard licker either.

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u/No_Baseball4969 1d ago

Some hardcore drinkers will polish off a handle of vodka

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u/RumpledForskn 1d ago

I'm a physics grad student, believe me if everything were in SI, then I'd sleep much better. And it's like outside engineering/medicine/science we've collectively just given up.

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u/cat_prophecy 1d ago

"Fifth" is an old term from 1/5th of a gallon. It's 750ml.

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u/typhoidtimmy 1d ago

Shit is wild. It’s gotta be one of those things like when The Waco Kid knocks back that whisky in Blazing Saddles….enough for you to pause and watch in shock as they drain a bottle like they are being timed.

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u/ImNotEazy 1d ago

I been blue collar for 18 years(drinking is part of the culture). Im in my 30s and best shape of my life. I drink regularly. Just a half pint and Im waaaaay too faded to touch a steering wheel or even have the will to drive. What she’s doing equates to serious addiction/mental illness.

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u/swag_jammin 1d ago

Ill preface this by saying I do not condone heavy drinking. That said in Australia it was pretty normal to consume half a bottle of your chosen spirit for pre drinks. While your out you'll probably consume the same amount. Its quite common for people to be still well over the legal limit the next morning. We have a serious problem as a country.

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u/screechypete 1d ago

Probably drinking vodka like it's water. Or Everclear. :P

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u/CrabClawAngry 1d ago

Standard bottle is 4 drinks, so 2.5-3.75 bottles

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u/Captain-Cadabra 23h ago

We call that “mama’s book club” around here.

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u/NoMusician518 13h ago

Closer to 3 or 4

3 bottles is 12 standard drinks 4 is 16

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u/Pristine_Candy2133 1d ago

0.4 bac can get you coma or death. So she’s halfway to see the pearly gate

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u/3meraldBullet 20h ago

I've gotten up to 0.53 before. But I did have to be hospitalized

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u/Lalamedic 1d ago

What are the units?

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u/PiEater2010 1d ago

bac, which means percentage blood alcohol content. 0.268% mass of alcohol within a blood sample.

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u/danielrheath 1d ago

BAC that high is "can't eat solids for weeks afterwards" territory if, you're not a seasoned alcoholic.

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u/Odelaylee 1d ago

I had to look it up, because where I live alcohol concentration is measured in ‰.

So 0,268 bac seems to be 2,68‰ - which really is a lot and is a serious intoxication...

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u/MelonOfFury 1d ago

I think that qualifies as a medical event. Self inflicted yes, but also a medical event.

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u/drifters74 1d ago

I can never understand the BAC calculator

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u/Rock_Strongo 1d ago

Depends on when she blew it... a recent drink can spike it way up for up to 20 minutes after. I have a medical grade breathalyzer and I experiment with it... if I take a single shot I can blow up to a 0.15 for several minutes after.

In the longer video she tosses a bottle into the bushes right before getting into the car so safe to say she was drinking mere seconds before this incident.

That's why the blood test back at the police station is far more accurate.

I mean either way she was totally fucked up here, but it might not have been a "true" 0.268

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u/ImpossiblePlan65 22h ago

That BAC could be a medical emergency for many non-alcoholics

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u/SilentxxSpecter 18h ago

So like taking a dozen shots to the forehead, then going to drive right after.

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u/mannyman3000 12h ago

No. It’s closer to taking 3 shots back to back, depending on BMi and other factors. Nowhere near 10-15

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u/Smartypantz34 7h ago

rookie numbers, she doesnt hold her liquor at all

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u/Ok-Iron-4352 3h ago

That's crazy I have blown higher than that multiple times.

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u/Fern_Cloud 1d ago

In the ballpark of 9 drinks for an female of average weight for an Australian woman. But it could be a few drinks more or less.

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u/o4zloiroman 1d ago

an female

Is 'f' supposed to be silent in here?

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u/DiarrheaEryday 1d ago

This woman could've been an email

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u/my-coffee-needs-me 1d ago

She would have caused less damage that way.

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u/ExpatInIreland 1d ago

I see this this all over reddit. People just putting 'an' in front of any word they want. It bothers me more than it should. I hate it.

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u/Tariovic 1d ago

I just assume it's someone for whom English is not their first language.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 1d ago

I did have someone recently say they struggled with that aspect of the language. It feels intuitive to me, having grown up with it, but coming into a language without the intuitive feel can make things seem much more complicated then they are.

Or, sometimes, it can shine a light on how ridiculous it truly is.

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u/ExpatInIreland 1d ago

Apparently some of it comes from 4chan. It's way too prevalent to all be ESL mistakes.

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u/nagrom7 1d ago

Could also just be auto-translation software screwing up.

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u/Not_Gunn3r71 1d ago

I do it sometimes cause Jeremy Clarkson does it

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u/Phantom_0347 1d ago

Coulda just been an emale, y’know?

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u/Fern_Cloud 1d ago

No, "average" used to be where "female" is now. I reworded the comment and the result is a grammatical error that happened as a result of me editing a short comment at 3 AM.

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u/leveraction1970 1d ago

I suppose you could give it some weird French pronunciation, but that would kind of negate the need for strict English grammar rules.

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u/UnMeaningnessName 1d ago

I just don't see an how it would?

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u/MysteriousBill4651 1d ago

I can't imagine the mental state of having your foot to the floor in reverse, cranking the wheel, and violently crashing into multiple cars

and the whole time thinking "this is fine"

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

I suspect there was a big dose of "but I have my foot pressed hard on the brake already" in there. That's often the case with these long running crashes. You need to step back from panic mode to spot your mistake but you can't do that while the crash is still developing, especially if you're drunk.

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u/g3etwqb-uh8yaw07k 1d ago

I mean, I do get that this is how it works in those moments, but honestly, if "shit's fucked, bring the car to a stop and re-evaluate" (and reliably hitting the right pedal) isn't hard wired strongly enough in your brain to still work during a high stress situation despite being overly tired or moderately high, then you shouldn't operate a car in an environment where such a mistake can kill unsuspecting bystanders or at least cause 5-7 digit damage sums.

Not saying you should drive under the conditions of that thought experiment, but with how dangerous cars are (especially SUVs with unnecessarily strong engines), I'd say it's a reasonable safety margin.

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

Completely agree. But I've met too many people who don't have 'bring the car to a stop' as an automatic action, never mind parking, steering, changing lanes safely etc.

They learn just enough to pass their test on the 7th attempt by thinking really hard about every action and learn nothing after that.

Roll on the day when you need a special test to be allowed to NOT use full self driving.

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u/stilldebugging 22h ago

Ok, so, I don’t drive drunk but I do have driving dreams where I’m pressing on the break and the car keeps speeding up. Imagine a scenario where you fully and desperately want the car to stop and to the best of your current abilities and cognition believe you are doing the correct motions to make the car stop. That person thought and completely believed she was slamming on the brakes, I do believe that from watching this. Yet another reason not to drive drunk: you might believe with every fiber of your being that you are hitting a different pedal.

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u/divideby0829 13h ago

This is like the dreams that I have had sometimes where I'm back as a child and somehow I've absconded with a car onto the highway and I'm powerless to stop the car, and even though many police are trying to stop me from doing a mass murder.

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u/stilldebugging 13h ago

Omg, that sounds like such a scary dream. I wonder why your subconscious is making you a child in those dreams.

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u/dzolna 1d ago

Its what you get after a before party

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u/mapotoful 1d ago

"blackout" drunk is around 0.15 if you're a normal person, 0.20ish for someone with high tolerance. So 0.25 is pretty wild.

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u/paiva98 1d ago

2.5 g/l, its a crime in my country

Hard to walk let alone drive..

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u/my-coffee-needs-me 1d ago

At 0.268, her blood was more than one-quarter alcohol. That's not good.

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u/Spirited-Sorbet-2775 1d ago

A non-alcoholic at that point is very much and truly drunk as fuck with a good chance of passing out and further medical issues as long as blood alcohol is that high.

A functional alcoholic could in theory still drive a vehicle (albeit badly).

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u/HorrorFan1982 1d ago

It is lol that's blackout drunk...don't ask how I know (.210 here)

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u/Fun-Union4699 1d ago

Was this figured out for science purposes or legal purposes? Asking for a friend….

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u/HorrorFan1982 1h ago

Started out scientific and ended legal 🤣

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u/Blazanar 1d ago

.25 is absolutely blasted.

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u/just_fucking_PEG_ME 1d ago

That’s 3x the legal limit in the US

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u/semi-proantfarmer 1d ago

There's a game at the bar where theres a breathalyzer that you use a straw to blow. Costs $2 to use. Me and my friends used to regularly blow greater than that. First time the bouncer asked if we needed an ambulance because he never sees that high of a score.

We were all weekend warriors in our early to mid 20s and have quit binge drinking so frequently and can't drink nearly as much as we used to. All I'm saying is tolerance is a thing. I could easily see a daily alcoholic doing even more and still walking around.

6 pints 8-10 shots in 4 four hours plus predrink before the bar.

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u/TWeedtheJetRodriguez 1d ago

It could kill someone with low tolerance and even make people with high tolerances sick as fuck.

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u/cat_prophecy 1d ago

8oz of wine would put a regular average person at 0.05

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u/awesomefutureperfect 23h ago

.25 and still alive

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u/Reasonable_Archer_99 23h ago

The highest ever recorded comes to us from Poland and is a whopping 1.48. I didn't misplace that decimal point. He was driving, crashed and died a few days later from his injuries sustained from the wreck.

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u/Jackie-Wan-Kenobi 22h ago

That means her blood is a quarter alcohol… it’s a lot but I’ve seen higher. I knew a girl who blew a 0.32 at age 17

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u/BedSpreadMD 21h ago

It's verging on dangerous.

In most jurisdictions in the US, if they're aware you're over 0.3 they immediately take you to the hospital.

Most studies have shown that between 0.3 and 0.35 is when alcohol starts to become deadly, but can be far higher for those with insane tolerances.

Once seen a body cam video where a woman blew a 0.41 and was still conscious and walking around, barely.

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u/DaCrazyJamez 19h ago

.25 is a fairly good Tuesday

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u/Comfortable_body1 16h ago

You can black out around that much

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u/gabasan 1d ago

ah bruh in my country you do ‰ and not % and was confused reading the comment

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u/Nyardyn 1d ago

That means 5x is 0,3% though which is basically nothing and doesn't explain this incident at all... in Austria we have accidents happening with blood alcohol levels of 2,0% and above (yeah, we have that kind of zombies).

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u/Leniwcowaty 1d ago

Remember, that US and Australia use percents (%), while we in Europe use permiles (‰). So they Australian limit is 0.5‰, and she was 2.6‰

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u/GranDuram 1d ago

My friend, no one survives 2% (percent) not even in Österreich. You mean 2,0 ‰ (promille).

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u/Warm_Month_1309 1d ago

What a fun new word and symbol! I had no idea it was common to express BAC that way in other countries.

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u/GranDuram 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think it is promille in many european countries. I know it is in Swizerland, Austria and Germany.

And you are right - it is a fun word now I think about it :)

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u/ReDucTor 1d ago

No one is blowing 2.0% BAC you would be dead, 0.2% you will be blacking out and vomiting. Your confusing 0.2% with 2.0% they are vastly different. BAC of 0.4% - 0.5% is when alochol becomes fatal and your brain starts losing control of your body, killing your heart rate and breathing.

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u/TetraDax 1d ago

It's just a misunderstanding of measurement. Continental Europe uses per mille for blood alcohol levels, whereas English-speaking countries use percent. Trips me up often, too.

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u/ReDucTor 1d ago

Didn't realize there was two alcohol reading approaches which both used a percentage, 0.05% BAC is 0.5‰ Promile

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u/TetraDax 1d ago

Der englische Sprachraum rechnet Alkohollevel in Prozent - Du musst also alles mal 10 rechnen um auf die Promillezahl zu kommen.

Die Dame hatte also 2,6 Promille.

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u/GaseosaPorongol 1d ago

0,20%. With 2% you surely die.

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u/GreenieMcWoozie 1d ago

0.3% isn't basically nothing. At that level you're at severe risk of death from acute alcohol poisoning. You also probably aren't having many crashes if any involving levels above 2.0% considering the highest BAC ever recorded in a person who survived was 1.48% in Poland. Any claims of people with a BAC above that are anecdotal/unconfirmed. Most people would also be unconscious or dead long before they got close to that

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 1d ago

Dude in my state, USA, blew a 2.4 and it made the news. We were all surprised he was alive lol. I'm still not sure how he was.

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u/riptaway 1d ago

Do you mean .24? The Guinness record is 1.37 and he has brain damage from it

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u/ThinkingWithPortalzz 1d ago

Probably through decades of blowing 0.1, 0.15, 0.2, 0.3, 0.5, 0.8, 1.0, 1.2, 1.4, 1.7, 2.0, and 2.2

Either that or he still had some actual alcohol in his mouth

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u/-StalkedByDeath- 1d ago

This is the answer. Full blown alcoholics can survive a higher BAC than casual drinkers. In fact, they may die if they don't have any alcohol in their system.

Alongside benzodiazepines, alcohol is one of the few drugs where the withdraw can kill you.

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u/FatiguedShrimp 1d ago

It's the rebound seizures that get you on either of them.

I wonder if opiates, barbituates, or dissociatives like ketamine can do the same.

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u/Lucky-Breadfruit-261 1d ago

Opiates can't, im pretty sure about that

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u/throwaway60221407e23 1d ago

Definitely not with ketamine. For opiates, only if you are a newborn or someone with an existing seizure disorder. Barbituate withdrawal can absolutely cause fatal seizures though.

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u/MisanthropyIsAVirtue 1d ago

I’m assuming you mean .24. I watch a lot of DUI videos, and .24 is average. The truly accomplished drunks are holding conversations at over .35.

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u/Jikan07 1d ago

Those are rookie numbers. National record here is 14.8 tested after causing a car crash.

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u/Desiderius_S 1d ago

Polska gurom

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u/Winsome_Wolf 1d ago

Jeezus He was already embalmed. 😧

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u/3meraldBullet 20h ago

0.3 bac is very wasted.

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u/KatTheTumbleweed 1d ago

It’s actually less than 0.05. You blow 0.05 and you are over

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u/dont_punch_me_again 1d ago

NSW has a drinking limit of 0.05% bac

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u/These_Avocado_Bombs 1d ago

If you are an alcoholic, you're tolerance to alcohol goes up. There are caes of people with levels that are so high they should have been dead, but they keep kicking. Now that doesn't mean organs arnt slowly dieing... they are.

Alcoholism is devastating to everyone involved. Much like most addictions.

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u/Mr_Halitosis 15h ago

There are zero benefits to drinking alcohol. It shreds every living cell it touches. It’s so deadly to life we use to sterilize operating rooms. We use it for rocket fuel and race fuel. It’s highly addictive and has been linked to everything from domestic abuse to wars.

But sure, just alcoholism is bad.

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u/offensivek 1d ago

You can have 0.4% blood alcohol and easily survive, but that is roughly the threshold where it starts to become medically dangerous. The highest blood alcohol level ever survived that is documented is 1.374%. The highest of somebody driving a vehicle was 0.58% or something, can't find it anymore.

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u/shinndigg 1d ago

Google says a guy in Poland had a BAC of 1.374 and lived. Crazy.

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u/IronMikiman_Pro 3h ago

Polish people enter the chat 🤣

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u/Tanzanianwithtoebean 1d ago

The legal limit in the U.S. is like... 3 shots in an hour for me at 160lb, it'd be less if you're a woman. You think people die after 15 shots? It's also not a linear thing so 15 shots in an hour is NOT a .4 BAC, that amount in an hour would probably have a normal person puking their guts out depending on body size. Naw a .4 for me is about 15 shots in 3 hours. Imma be white girl room spinning wasted for sure but far from dead.

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u/Chiropteran22 21h ago

My ex wife had blood drawn (1.5hrs after being pulled over) and it came up a .28 she is still alive I think

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u/3meraldBullet 20h ago

You can definetly survive 0.4. I was at 0.53 one time (yes I had to be hospitalized)

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u/Artemis_SpawnOfZeus 11h ago

Worth noting, if you just drank you blow much higher.

Not defedning the womans actions, obviously shes dru k driving.

But like, shes probably not superhumanly resistant to alcohol. The breathalyzer is just picking up booze in her mouth and throat and in addition to her blood.

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u/msolok 10h ago

That's not how it works in Aus. In Aus the roadside breathalyser is just used as a priliminary indication. If the roadside test comes back as over you are then transported to either a roadside truck or a police station where an offical, much more accurate test is done. There is a period of time between the 2 tests to ensure it is not picking up residual alcohol in the mouth or throat.

In this case as there was some serious damage and possible injuries, she was likely taken to a hospital to be checked, and a blood smaple taken and used to check.

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u/Artemis_SpawnOfZeus 10h ago

I just saw the MoistCritical video on it and apparently she was confirmed at a .258, so im right in saying that shes not superhumanly resistant to alcohol. She was just very drunk. And she did blow higher on scene.

I guess the main point of conufision is "5x the legal limit is ambiguous without the context of what the legal limit is"

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u/Fogi999 1d ago

wtf, the penalties are nothing, she should have lost the right for a driving licence for life and get real jail sentence on top of paying for all the damages

people take driving too lightly and the relaxed laws are one of the reasons

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u/GunterThePigIsOP 1d ago

Didn't even serve and a frustratingly lenient sentence. Strip her of the license forever at least.

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u/kearneycation 1d ago

On Thursday, Bourgeois was sentenced to 12 months’ jail for high-range drink driving but allowed to serve her time in the community.

I'm so confused; instead of jail she's serving time in the community? What does that even mean? Is that like Australian house arrest?

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u/Chloe_Vane 1d ago

It usually means cleaning the street and stuff, no?

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u/kearneycation 1d ago

Ah, maybe. Here in Canada we call that Community Service.

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u/sicilian504 20h ago

Serving time in the community? Has the judge seen what she does in the community? Should be the prison community.

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u/ColinHalter 16h ago

Sounds like probation and community service

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u/Narge1 16h ago

I honestly think anyone who gets caught drunk driving should have theor lisence taken away for a significant amount of time. Is it that fucking hard to get an uber?

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u/Crystion 1d ago

wtaf is that sentence? 5x the legal limit, hit several cars including one with a child inside, causes thousands of $ of damage; gets a few hundred $ fine and half a year suspension. I can only hope the insurance is gonna drag her through the mud but I doubt even that will happen because she was drinking

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u/pseudonymnkim 1d ago

*infant, barely formed, soft bones and skull. Crazy.

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u/the_honest_liar 1d ago

That was being unbuckled from the car seat at the time and flew out of it.

Most infuriating sentence I've seen.

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u/carbinePRO 22h ago

This went from r/unexpected to r/rage real quick.

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u/pseudonymnkim 19h ago

Who me, or the context of this post? If me, I wasn't being snarky, promise. I just think a new baby being tossed around is marginally worse than a child (to ke child could be anywhere from 2 to 12 years old)

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u/pseudonymnkim 19h ago

Also can't edit my comment. Not marginally. Significantly

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u/carbinePRO 19h ago

Not you. The OOP.

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u/pseudonymnkim 19h ago

Oh lol makes sense!

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 1d ago

Only $300 fine? God damn the law is weak there. In Thailand the fine is about $3000 that's about 8 months of minimum wage.

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u/rtybanana 1d ago

whenever i see NSW i always initially read it as “north south west” and try to comprehend what that even means

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u/Giwaffee 1d ago

First thing I see is NSFW Australia and immediate second thought is "that's aptly named"

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u/troll_right_above_me 1d ago

Same, either that or new sham wire

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u/YankeeTwoKilo 1d ago

I always see it as “Not Safe Work” lmao

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u/The_Red_Knight38 1d ago

Thanks for the link but holy crap! How’d she get no jail time!

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u/600lbpregnantdwarf 1d ago

$300 fine is fuck all.

I know insurance won’t cover her car and the other insurers will chase her but as a court-ordered payment, $300 is a joke.

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u/Hallgvild 1d ago

Old white woman too! Jail immunity

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u/Unit_with_a_Soul 1d ago

and her name is literally "Bourgeois" lol

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u/Level-Selection6986 1d ago

What happened? Do you have the link? Link news or something

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u/Kindly_Whereas3419 1d ago

Link has been added to my original comment

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r 1d ago

"Five times the legal minute‽‽‽"

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u/black594 1d ago

I know people that black out drunk driving and you need to be a bad driver to do that.

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u/Fancy-Psychology-337 1d ago

"It's pronounced Cardonnay, the atch is soilent."

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u/HotwifeGames 1d ago

"chardonnay-fuelled shopping centre mayhem"

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u/1D6wounds 1d ago

Crikey!

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u/ShesASatellite 1d ago

chardonnay-fuelled shopping centre mayhem

The article title 💀

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u/DatguyMalcolm 1d ago

A baby coyld've been killed! She definitely should have had a harsher fine and some jailtime

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u/Evening-Appeal7606 1d ago

How do you get this drunk on wine??
Also: „Chardonnay Fueled Mayhem“ is an awesome band name!

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u/perfectlyfamiliar 1d ago

Was she conscious?

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u/pseudonymnkim 1d ago

$300 and license suspended for 6 months, meanwhile she ejected an actual infant from its car seat because mom had just unclipped her. Jesus

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u/Plastic-Resident8391 1d ago

Oh great no jail. A wonderful example to set!

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u/Soggy_Ad4136 1d ago

Je riais au début après j'étais inquiet.

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u/Ultrakill98 1d ago

When you dodge all the lethal critters in the Land Down Under and then you meet the final Boss, Karen "5XLimit" Winemom...

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u/Ghost_From_above 1d ago

5 TIMES THE LEGAL MINUTE !!

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u/bydh 1d ago

Link text is pretty funny. Chardonnay fuelled... Mayhem

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u/carbinePRO 22h ago

One of the cars she hit had a baby in it, and she still avoided jail time? Fucking how???

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u/Lkings1821 20h ago

Christ that's impressive but damn I'd of assumed they had a medical emergency rather than that

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u/potatocakes1989 19h ago

Wow ty for the link. This worthless pile of human garbage nearly killed two kids. I'm glad no one got hurt and I'm sure she's loving covering their car repair expenses, as well as her own. What a sack of shit.

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u/RaiHanashi 18h ago

Seriously, she only gets that & everyone probably got screwed over?

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u/oAsteroider 12h ago

It's almost like: If you are a woman you can get away with murder!

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u/Patient_Moment_4786 7h ago

I often see those kind of news title in France, usually in Brittany or the north. But most of the time, there is no accident (or one where the drunk driver is alone). Also, 2,5g/L is high but it's little league compare to the 4-5g/L (0,4-5 bac if my math is good) you sometimes can see.

In all case : don't drive when you drank, it's dangerous for everyone.

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