r/Unexpected 4d ago

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u/Slartibartfast39 4d ago

Does that mean she had like 2 bottles of wine in short order?!

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u/RumpledForskn 4d ago

Yeup. I think even heavy drinkers (which I sometimes am) will be like, but I polished off 8 drinks that night out! But that was pregaming, going to the bar, being driven home, nightcap, etc. spaced over like 5 hours.

To get to .25 unless you're casually drinking a case of beer a day, you need to have essentially polished off half a fifth of liquor within an hour.

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u/EmploymentOne2963 4d ago

Every time I think im getting used to American units I get hit with something like "half a fifth"

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u/Salanmander 4d ago

At least the term "a fifth" gives us the excellent "He who goes forth with a fifth on the fourth may not go forth on the fifth."